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Default Me again. - 10-11-2006, 02:02 AM

Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-11-2006, 02:42 AM

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Jesus will tell the Pastors when He feels you have earned access to your Control Panel. Post a while and He may just decide to allow you access.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 12:59 AM

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Jesus will tell the Pastors when He feels you have earned access to your Control Panel. Post a while and He may just decide to allow you access.
Jesus talks to the pastors? Huh, fancy that. Tell Jesus I need a hundred bucks by tomorrow. If I don't get it I'll know you're lyingl.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-11-2006, 03:01 AM

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I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
There is nothing exciting in the CP trust me. I don't have access nor do I miss it.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 02:19 AM

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There is nothing exciting in the CP trust me. I don't have access nor do I miss it.
When I registered I used a different name. Now my name and e-mail address is displayed. I didn't want my e-mail name and address displayed.
I'd like them removed, if you would be so kind or should I just bother Jesus to take care of it?
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 02:22 AM

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When I registered I used a different name. Now my name and e-mail address is displayed. I didn't want my e-mail name and address displayed.
I'd like them removed, if you would be so kind or should I just bother Jesus to take care of it?
I will change them for you, but I don't accept that you used a different name when you registered. I suspect that you have put your email where you should have put your name and vice versa.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 02:28 AM

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When I registered I used a different name. Now my name and e-mail address is displayed. I didn't want my e-mail name and address displayed.
I'd like them removed, if you would be so kind or should I just bother Jesus to take care of it?
As a matter of fact, you seem to have put you email in both boxes. It had to be in the email box or you wouldn't have been able to register.

Like it or not, and whatever you might have intended to do, you used your email as your login name.

It is now changed to Capatain.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 02:37 AM

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It is now changed to Capatain.
... he'll always be Creepy to me, Brother.


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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 02:48 AM

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... he'll always be Creepy to me, Brother.
I understand. "Captain Grumpy" is another option.


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Default Re: Me again. - 10-11-2006, 03:48 AM

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Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
Unless you have something meaningful to say, please refrain from posting. This thread is virtually meaningless, thanks to your diminished mental capacity.

The title of this section is "The introduction forum", not "spew gibberish and imagine its clever forum". If you'd like to introduce yourself properly, do so now. If nothing of value appears here within the next few hours, this thread will be deleted, "Captain".


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Me again. - 10-11-2006, 03:52 AM

Feel the love.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-11-2006, 03:57 AM

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Feel the love.
Listen nancyboy, Jesus is all about love. He loves you so much that He's ready to send you straight to hell for smoking your boyfriend's skinflute RIGHT NOW! Better watch your mouth, homer, or you'll feel the love of Jesus all the way up to your colon.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Me again. - 10-11-2006, 04:17 AM

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He's ready to send you straight to hell for smoking your boyfriend's skinflute RIGHT NOW!
Ok but I don't have a boyfriend.
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Ok but I don't have a boyfriend.
You can lie to us but not to Jesus. He sees all, He knows what you do in bathroom stalls.

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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 01:07 AM

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Unless you have something meaningful to say, please refrain from posting. This thread is virtually meaningless, thanks to your diminished mental capacity.

The title of this section is "The introduction forum", not "spew gibberish and imagine its clever forum". If you'd like to introduce yourself properly, do so now. If nothing of value appears here within the next few hours, this thread will be deleted, "Captain".
Go right ahead, whippersnapper. I doubt if there's anything I could say that would impress someone so anal retentive as yourself.
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Default Re: Me again. - 10-12-2006, 02:07 AM

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Go right ahead, whippersnapper. I doubt if there's anything I could say that would impress someone so anal retentive as yourself.
How about trying to impress Jesus instead of making homersexual advances at the Godly Pastor Zeke sinner?



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