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Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 07:15 AM
A tree in the posture of Islamic prayer
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 07:17 AM
One word fella, Satan 
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 07:20 AM
I must say the tree guy looks as if he's about to receive a prostate exam. Is it supposed to depict a prayer for sodomy?
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 07:20 AM
True religion of heathens and suicide bombers, I'd agree with that.
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 07:26 AM
Near where I grew up there was a tree known as the H-tree because two trees had fused branches and became a capital H. Does this mean I should worship Sesame Street episodes that are brought to us by "the letter H"?
Anyway, Nurse Clampett is right, it looks like someone bending over for an "examination". Or like a tree that's been broken a couple of times but kept growing.
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 07:46 AM
Unreliable information from the terrorist who also posted:
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I WILL BEHEAD YOU!! I WILL BOMB YOUR TOWN AND BOMB YOUR HOME AND CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS!!!
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 08:19 AM
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 08:40 AM
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So this Allah of yours is all-powerful, omnipotent, and creates every individual snowflake in the universe (with its trillion-star galaxies and trillions of galaxies)....
....Yet the best he can do is sculp a hunchback with out-of-place elbows in the process of falling on his face. Oh, and he also has a tree growing out of his left arm. My toddler can sculp better than that and he's not an all-powerful omnipotent creator of the universe. He's just more of one than "Allah" is.
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 02:29 PM
So, let me get this straight, Moslems  who condemn IDOL worship to the extent that pictures of their prophet Mohammad are seen as blasphemous and a reason for murderous jihad, are promoting the worship of an IDOL in the shape of a tree trunk kneeling in worship  , towards another IDOL in the shape of a stone cube!  Be honest, this thread should be renamed: Weird tree trunk proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGIOUS HYPOCRISY!
Leviticus 26:1
1Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up [any] image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I [am] the LORD your God.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 09:53 PM
It does appear the individual the tree is portraying is about to become the love receptacle of a billy goat. And since they claim this is the correct posture for their 'prayer time', I guess I can say I am not particularly surprised . . .
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 10:01 PM
I thought this was going to be good but it's just a tree?
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 10:12 PM
You should have mentioned this before. I recently trimmed my garden. You could have taken my debris away and used them for your holy relics, and save me the job of shifting it all.
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 11:36 PM
From now on I'm going to turn my butt towards Mecca every time I fart. It's a miracle - smells just like mohammed!
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 11:39 PM
I thought it was just the Catholics who saw things like image of the Virgin Mary in pee stains on restroom walls. 
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-10-2010, 11:41 PM
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From now on I'm going to turn my butt towards Mecca every time I fart. It's a miracle - smells just like mohammed!
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Shout Glory!! That's why we have our urinals facing Mecca in the men's room at the main church. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-11-2010, 04:16 AM
1. I have yet to see or hear of Mohammed being raised from the dead. Jesus is one up on ya for that.
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39But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
40For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
41The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
Matthew 12:39-41
3. Your prophet never passed on what way of following your "book" was right, which has caused such a split that you kill fellow Muslims. We don't kill sissy Christians, we leave that to God. He has a dead eye shot. Ask Ananias and Sapphira.
Three strikes, yer out.
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Re: Awesome Miracle proves ISLAM THE TRUE RELIGION! -
04-11-2010, 06:36 AM
These fools are SINNERS.
That tree must be a Christian tree for it is written:
“He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed.”- 1 Peter 2:24
"And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his power; and no man was able to enter into the temple, till the seven plagues of the seven angels were fulfilled." Rev 15:8
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