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  • #1

    Are Iranians better than Americans?

    I have been watching the TV and see that there is this hairy guy from some country call Iran and they said that he was an Iranian on the TV.

    Anyway he said that in his country they don't have any homersexuals.

    any. at all.

    How come we havn't been able to do that? I mean me and the boys try to go round and find guys who want to do things in a perverted way and then we beat them up. (we let them finish first)

    but we still find them everytime we go out. how come these Iranians have been succesfull and we havn't?

    I mean you LBCers also go around and eliminate these degenerates rght?
    Why havn't you made a difference?
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
    Tags: iran, radical gay agenda
  • #2
    Re: Are Iranians better than Americans?

    Star Finder,

    The reason why Iran has no homers is because Satan helps them track their homers down. It gets pretty easy then because all homers worship Satan. Obviously we TRUE Christians(tm) can't call upon Satan to do our Godly work.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: Are Iranians better than Americans?

      Also, they don't got a lieberal media promoting the homersexual lifestyle..
      Nor can homers recruit children freely there, as they can in some places here in America.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #4
        Re: Are Iranians better than Americans?

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        Also, they don't got a lieberal media promoting the homersexual lifestyle..
        Nor can homers recruit children freely there, as they can in some places here in America.


        If more Christians followed the word of the Lord expicitly and without taking out the bits they didn't like, JUST AS THE MUDSLUMS DO WITH THE Q'URAN, we wouldnt have a plague of Homers infesting our society.
        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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        • #5
          Re: Are Iranians better than Americans?

          Satan is just as invested in America as Jesus is. Thats why the Devil possesses so many potential Christians with THE GAY. It's to undermine America and rip it from Christs sweet embrace.
          It's all in the Bible Starfinder, open one up.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • #6
            Re: Are Iranians better than Americans?

            Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
            I have been watching the TV and see that there is this hairy guy from some country call Iran and they said that he was an Iranian on the TV.

            Anyway he said that in his country they don't have any homersexuals.

            any. at all.

            How come we havn't been able to do that? I mean me and the boys try to go round and find guys who want to do things in a perverted way and then we beat them up. (we let them finish first)

            but we still find them everytime we go out. how come these Iranians have been succesfull and we havn't?

            I mean you LBCers also go around and eliminate these degenerates rght?
            Why havn't you made a difference?
            Once we get GWB installed as president for life and we ditch the secular U.S. constitution, you can bet your bottom dollar that there won't be any more qweers in Jesusland. Not a one.

            And no rock worshipers either.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Are Iranians better than Americans?

              Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
              I have been watching the TV and see that there is this hairy guy from some country call Iran and they said that he was an Iranian on the TV.

              Anyway he said that in his country they don't have any homersexuals.

              any. at all.

              How come we havn't been able to do that? I mean me and the boys try to go round and find guys who want to do things in a perverted way and then we beat them up. (we let them finish first)

              but we still find them everytime we go out. how come these Iranians have been succesfull and we havn't?
              Iranians don't have a word for gay for the same reason that fish don't have a word for water.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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