[Diesel Stanford]

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And with Johnny Nash (NOT Johnny Cash) the next satanic singer died. Yes, he can see clearly now that he is in the flames of hell.

[Martha Chump]

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Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently. Not that I knew who she was. I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV, which I've never seen her on. I avoid watching uncouth, obese laugh-riots. Talking of obese, it's unsurprising what she must have died of. She would have done better to have heed the Biblical advice on her sin.

Philippians 3:19

“Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)”

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV

I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan. But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?

[Martha Chump]

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I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan.

Is it really? I never knew. Peter got it in a discount cable package, he didn't want to waste too much good money on my TV consumption. I only watch it for the musical selections, like the The Gaither Gospel Hour.

But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?

Most likely, I can practically hear her lard sizzling like bacon in Hell right now.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently.

Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.





Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.

[Martha Chump]

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Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.





Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.

Glory!

He looks more Christ-like with the beard!


And yeah! Death to all fatties!

[Diesel Stanford]

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Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently. Not that I knew who she was. I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV, which I've never seen her on. I avoid watching uncouth, obese laugh-riots. Talking of obese, it's unsurprising what she must have died of. She would have done better to have heed the Biblical advice on her sin.

Philippians 3:19

“Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)”

I thought my brother's mother-in-law was the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but this picture proofs me wrong.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I thought my brother's mother-in-law was the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but this picture proofs me wrong.

Rest assured, your mother-in-law is only the third ugliest woman in the world, at most.

[Martha Chump]

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Golly, you're right Mr.Lukes! Hilary Clinton is uglier than a thousand she-asses!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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James "The Amazing" Randi, a Christ-hater and in-your-face militant sodomite who said that belief in God "is one of the most damaging things that infests humanity at this particular moment in history," has boarded the train to spend eternity with the psychics and astrologers whom he loved to ridicule. I wonder how amazing he'll find sharing the lake of fire with them.

[Martha Chump]

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James "The Amazing" Randi, a Christ-hater and in-your-face militant sodomite who said that belief in God "is one of the most damaging things that infests humanity at this particular moment in history," has boarded the train to spend eternity with the psychics and astrologers whom he loved to ridicule. I wonder how amazing he'll find sharing the lake of fire with them.

I'm sure he will be like the marshmallow between two graham crackers. S'more smiting for him!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Mister Prove Me Wrong has found out the hard way. It's always easier to mock than to learn for yourself. Obviously occultists have swallowed so much muck they can neither learn nor mock but anyone pretending to be a wizard (still alive) needs to take note of God's opinion:

Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

Don't listen to crystal gurus, turn to Christ Jesus today.

[Diesel Stanford]

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Anti-Christian singer Spencer Davis who sang the new age hippie tune Gimme Some Lovin' finally died at age 81 to drop into the pits of hell. Good riddance Spencer... also, doesn't he look pretty Jewish?

[Martha Chump]

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The rather suggestively named Bobby Ball has died. He was an English comedian, and no doubt stemmed his humor from molesting young boys as the English do. He'll have a ball with Satan now, for eternity.

[Pim Pendergast]

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James Bond has died, aged 90. I guess he has found out the hard way that you only live once.

Heb 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-31/sean-connery-james-bond-actor-dies-aged-90-bahamas/12835952

Actor Sir Sean Connery has died at the age of 90, his family has said.

Sir Sean died peacefully in his sleep in the Bahamas after being "unwell for some time", his son Jason told the BBC.

Mr Connery said his father "had many of his family who could be in the Bahamas around him" when he died overnight in Nassau.

"We are all working at understanding this huge event as it only happened so recently, even though my dad has been unwell for some time," he said.

"A sad day for all who knew and loved my dad and a sad loss for all people around the world who enjoyed the wonderful gift he had as an actor."

Sir Sean was born Thomas Sean Connery in August 25, 1930, in Edinburgh slums and worked as a coffin polisher, milkman and lifeguard before his bodybuilding hobby helped launch an acting career that made him one of the world's biggest stars.

He will be remembered first as British agent 007, the character created by novelist Ian Fleming and immortalised by Sir Sean in films starting with Dr. No in 1962.