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Default Are you giving enough to America's Best Church™? - 04-25-2010, 09:06 PM

I think that in these times of financial trouble that only the unsaved heathens are struggling with we tend to forget about our own flock here at Landover Baptist Church. Have you remembered your Love Offerings® for the second quarter 2010? It's never too early to give to the coffers of America's Best Church™ to ensure the work of the Lord can continue.

It is through your Love Offerings® that Betty Bowers can produce her practical YouTube videos and Pastor Deacon Fred can keep inspiring us with his powerful Christ Centered℗ messages.

So remember, give to the Lord right now, give until it hurts! And as we know from our KJVB1611, In Leviticus 27:30 the lord says "And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the LORD's: it is holy unto the LORD".

Amen!!

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Default Re: Are you giving enough to America's Best Church™? - 04-25-2010, 09:23 PM

A timely message, Brother Purge. Thank you for posting it.


By the way, I was recently in Seattle. I rode the Bremerton fairy ferry all the way across Puget Sound. The bathrooms were very nice with floor to ceiling walls to insure privacy.


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Default Re: Are you giving enough to America's Best Church™? - 04-25-2010, 09:27 PM

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I rode the Bremerton fairy ferry all the way across Puget Sound. The bathrooms were very nice with floor to ceiling walls to insure privacy.
I am glad you were not assaulted by the many many perverted queers that are allowed to roam around the Puget Sound without police surveillance. I have seen things on the Bainbridge Island Ferry restrooms that would make even Satan himself puke in horror!!

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Default Re: Are you giving enough to America's Best Church™? - 04-25-2010, 09:28 PM

Thanks for the reminder, Brother Purge. As director of fundraising and tithing, I cannot stress enough how important it is to do your Christian duty and donate your money to our glorious church. The Bible makes it clear that tithing is expected of you. If you don't tithe, you are not following all of the Bible. If you don't follow the Bible, you go to Hell. It's that simple.

Psalm 24:1 The earth is the LORD'S, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.

Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Malachi 3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Malachi 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.



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Default Re: Are you giving enough to America's Best Church™? - 04-25-2010, 09:38 PM

My golden rule is, 51% to God, He does have controlling interest.


Ever since the tax on cigarettes has gone through the roof, Hutchins Trucking has been rolling constantly. Even though Bernie M. got my entire retirement fund two years ago, I have recovered it in its' entirety and then some, all the while, adhering to the golden rule of Tithing.

I want to say a special word of thanks to Landover Savings and Loan for graciously taking my cash deposits and charging me only a 4.9% 'processing fee'. I could not do it without you guys!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Are you giving enough to America's Best Church™? - 04-25-2010, 09:50 PM

Things are tough for all of us thats' why we need to give more to the church ive' all ready started to gather things up to take to the Christian pawn shop down town to get more money to give to the church Pastor Peters says i can just give it to him and he will see that it gets put in the church account he is such a thought full man of God .
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Default Re: Are you giving enough to America's Best Church™? - 04-26-2010, 03:27 AM

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I think that in these times of financial trouble that only the unsaved heathens are struggling with we tend to forget about our own flock here at Landover Baptist Church. Have you remembered your Love Offerings® for the second quarter 2010? It's never too early to give to the coffers of America's Best Church™ to ensure the work of the Lord can continue.

It is through your Love Offerings® that Betty Bowers can produce her practical YouTube videos and Pastor Deacon Fred can keep inspiring us with his powerful Christ Centered℗ messages.

So remember, give to the Lord right now, give until it hurts! And as we know from our KJVB1611, In Leviticus 27:30 the lord says "And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the LORD's: it is holy unto the LORD".


Thanks for the reminder, Brother! Tax returns have been processed, and I have yet to factor that into my tithing numbers.
Praise Jesus!


Amen!!


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