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Default Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion - 10-29-2008, 07:13 PM

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So you, as a Catholic, will support your "church" in the decision to purchase computers from a company that blatantly advocates homosexuality, and then call yourself a priest? You're a hypocrite.

Easy there Buckspinster... let's not confuse pragmatism with hypocrisy okay?

Mr. Jobs made a personal pilgrimage to visit Our Holy Father® and, after presenting a seven figure donation to one of our many worthy charities, explained to His Holiness that a so-called "gay marriage" was just a means to extend spousal benefits under a type of Usufruct. He also pointed out that such so-called "gay marriages" might result in another Michelangelo or two and who amongst us couldn't use another Pieta!


One of the keys to Catholicism's two thousand years of Christian domination has been our ability to adapt pragmatically under the direction of Our Holy Father... who gets his marching orders directly from God himself.



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Default Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion - 10-29-2008, 07:20 PM

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Easy there Buckspinster... let's not confuse pragmatism with hypocrisy okay?

Mr. Jobs made a personal pilgrimage to visit Our Holy Father® and, after presenting a seven figure donation to one of our many worthy charities, explained to His Holiness that a so-called "gay marriage" was just a means to extend spousal benefits under a type of Usufruct. He also pointed out that such so-called "gay marriages" might result in another Michelangelo or two and who amongst us couldn't use another Pieta!


One of the keys to Catholicism's two thousand years of Christian domination has been our ability to adapt pragmatically under the direction of Our Holy Father... who gets his marching orders directly from God himself.



Bless you, my iconoclastic icosahedronist,
Father Mo



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So you're saying that fags are okay and that you can change the Bible because some old guy wearing a funny hat says it's so? The Bible plainly says NO!

First, the fags: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22

Now, the man with the funny hat: For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. Revelation 22:18-19
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Default Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion - 10-29-2008, 11:26 PM

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...a seven figure donation to one of our many worthy charities....
Oh, so he paid the defense attorneys' bills, did he? There's another reason not to buy Apple products.


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Default Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion - 05-09-2009, 04:11 PM

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...Remember Matthew 7:5? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
You're the one who needs to obey this verse more than anyone. I don't think that God really needs you to say all of this to this guy. Even if Apple does support gay marriage, that doesn't mean that they cannot produce great and efficient products.
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Default Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion - 05-09-2009, 04:34 PM

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You're the one who needs to obey this verse more than anyone. I don't think that God really needs you to say all of this to this guy. Even if Apple does support gay marriage, that doesn't mean that they cannot produce great and efficient products.
Friend, that's just one of satan's little tricks to make us turn our backs on God. Just because something is efficient does not make it Godly.
Look at Apple this way: The apple tree was the one thing God told Adam and Eve to stay away from. Satan, in the guise of a serpent, tricked Eve in to eating the fruit and then to give it to Adam. An apple is also a fruit. A fruit is a term for homosexuals. Do you see where this is leading? Apple is a satanic company trying to lead souls astray to the homosexual deathstyle.
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Default Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion - 05-09-2009, 05:01 PM

I've written before about the cult-status of apple. Here is a link to the tattoo worshipers who have disgraced their bodies with its symbol:
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