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  • What are a few of your favorite things?

    You know that song from "The Sound of Music" about "a few of my favorite things"? Maybe we could make a thread about that.

    I'm kind of embarrassed that my favorite thing isn't a gun. It's these shoes on the right. Their real glory comes out when you look at what losers wear (on the left):



    I'll do the first verse:

    A few of God's favorite things


    Mag-Lights and Baconaise,
    AK-47,
    Ham and Pork dishes that taste just like heaven...
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  • #2
    Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

    Tidy front lawns and good little doggies,
    Those two will show that you do love your neighbor,
    Taking a nap on the porch in my swing,
    These are a few of my favorite things.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

      Jesus God the ten commandments and Leviticus,
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

        watching The Passion of the Christ - ESPECIALLY the whipping scene Oh Jesus, you love me ever so...

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        • #5
          Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

          I am being persecuted for my artistic vision. I'm a free verse poet damn it...

          but anyway,

          Not to mention Genesis, Isaiah, and Exodus

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          • #6
            Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

            I miss George W. Bush.

            Cities in ruins and treasuries stolen
            The poor floating face down and rich wallets swollen
            Racism rising and vacation flings
            These are a few of my favorite things

            Creationist classrooms and buildings in ashes
            Lobbyist windfalls and light sticks in asses
            Torture and war while cash registers ring
            These are a few of my favorite things

            Headstones in graveyards and banners on coffins
            Bright terror warnings and casualties often
            Late empty gestures, the drowning it brings!
            These are a few of my favorite things

            When the polls drop
            When the press stings
            When I’m feeling sad
            I simply remember my favorite things
            And then I don’t feel so bad

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            • #7
              Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

              That was beautiful, brother H. You certainly have a way with words. It would be nice to hear that sung.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                That was beautiful, brother H. You certainly have a way with words. It would be nice to hear that sung.
                I was really impressed with his verse, too! I actually was singing it. *Embarrassed*


                If someone could tell me how, I could, y'know, record myself singing it and post it here... If, y'know, y'all would be, like, interested in that... 'Cause singing is something I really enjoy doing... And people seem to think I'm not so bad at it...
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • #9
                  Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                  I was really impressed with his verse, too! I actually was singing it. *Embarrassed*


                  If someone could tell me how, I could, y'know, record myself singing it and post it here... If, y'know, y'all would be, like, interested in that... 'Cause singing is something I really enjoy doing... And people seem to think I'm not so bad at it...
                  I would love to hear you. Especially the buildings in ashes and war thing.

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                  • #10
                    Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                    Stay away from Allie, she is not a lesbian like you!

                    Right?...

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                    • #11
                      Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Stay away from Allie, she is not a lesbian like you!

                      Right?...
                      She's a witch, Brother Basher. They all play for both teams.



                      Anyway, to continue on with the topic of this thread, I recall the gala Landover event some years ago when that old prune beloved matriarch Mrs. Rogers sang her own version of that song at my father's retirement party. I still have the lyrics she sang.

                      Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
                      Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
                      Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
                      These are a few of my favorite things.

                      Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
                      Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
                      Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
                      These are a few of my favorite things.

                      When the pipes leak,
                      When the bones creak,
                      When the knees go bad,
                      I simply remember my favorite things,
                      And then I don't feel so bad.

                      Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
                      No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
                      Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
                      These are a few of my favorite things.

                      Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
                      Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
                      And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
                      When we remember our favorite things.

                      When the joints ache,
                      When the hips break,
                      When the eyes grow dim,
                      Then I remember the great life I've had,
                      And then I don't feel so bad.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                        I know this is not a contest, but I like Monty's version better.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                          Beaches and palm trees and tiny bikinis.
                          Tequila and tacos and lynched gringo weenies.
                          Cantinas with putas did I mention bikinis?
                          Warm nights and cold beer and hot chili beanies.
                          The last llines a stretch did I mention bikinis?
                          Wrestling with Demons.
                          Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                          LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                          • #14
                            Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                            That's fantastic. How about another verse about fishing and smuggling wetbacks across the border? Then you can finish with something about corrupt Mexican politicians.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

                              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                              If someone could tell me how, I could, y'know, record myself singing it and post it here... If, y'know, y'all would be, like, interested in that... 'Cause singing is something I really enjoy doing... And people seem to think I'm not so bad at it...
                              1. Get a microphone, if you don't have one.
                              2. MP3 files can be added as attachments

                              If you want to add instruments get the free trial of Accoustica Mixcraft for PC, or Garage Band for mac. You can also make it sound like you're in a concert hall, and even have people clapping at the end.
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