[James Hutchins]

Re: How do you cook these?

The bad parts float on the surface. I have one of the boys scoop it off. Boiling cooks them nice and evenly. Also, there is no chance of them suddenly 'coming to' and jumping off the fire with their fur ablaze. I lost a good tent that way.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: How do you cook these?

Okay, I'll file that technique away for when they're fattened up!

Right now they're eating out of my hand (dry dog food) and they like to nestle up in an old cashmere sweater I left by the back door. So cute! And their little paws are so soft! I'm going to suspend a basket over the sweater so they get used to sleeping with that overhead, then lower it a little each day.

Of course, you can never judge by a cute appearances alone. Who knows what the heck these things are??

Consider John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I ask, What "righteous" things have these beings done? Well, so far (and this is just in a week's time) they've trespassed, and ate stolen fruit (off my strawberry bush). They could be dumped here by illegal aliens for all I know, from Marakesh (?) or somewheres exotic. For all I know they're stuffed full of packets of black-tar heroin! (Will check before cooking)

You have to harden your heart to appearances. Walking the straight and narrow isn't easy.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do you cook these?

Miss Cookie, please do not let your pie cool on the window sill with these creatures about. I'd by terribly upset if I were to find out one of these rascals jumped up and buried its face in your pie and stole your fruits. I am already concerned they have been in your bush, messing with your berries.

[EvaRitaVazquez]

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I have never heard of cooking these creatures? In Mexico we just put there cage in the sun for a moment so the meat is warm!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: How do you cook these?

How to cook Bloody Octopus

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: How do you cook these?

Okay, I'll file that technique away for when they're fattened up!

Right now they're eating out of my hand (dry dog food) and they like to nestle up in an old cashmere sweater I left by the back door. So cute! And their little paws are so soft! I'm going to suspend a basket over the sweater so they get used to sleeping with that overhead, then lower it a little each day.

Of course, you can never judge by a cute appearances alone. Who knows what the heck these things are??

Consider John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I ask, What "righteous" things have these beings done? Well, so far (and this is just in a week's time) they've trespassed, and ate stolen fruit (off my strawberry bush). They could be dumped here by illegal aliens for all I know, from Marakesh (?) or somewheres exotic. For all I know they're stuffed full of packets of black-tar heroin! (Will check before cooking)

You have to harden your heart to appearances. Walking the straight and narrow isn't easy.

I do believe those are prairie dogs pups! Cute little buggers, but they really will tear up the gardens! My granny gets them all over the place in the summer, and they fry up pretty well, but i'd gut 'em first, as they eat dirt.
though they ones im thinking of look more like these

they could be meerkats though! If they are, I wouldn't touch em, because meerkats are native to Africa and could potentially be bad for one of two things: They could be infected with the AIDS or malaria from being in Africa and being carelessly lost by their transporters, or the transporters could have been scientists who were using them as lab rats.
So really, Sister Cookie, I'd hunker down in the books until i knew for sure what they were.

EDIT: I did not realize that this was such an old post! That crazy pasta weirdo bumped the thread. Sorry Mrs Cookie!!

[John Creeser]

Re: How do you cook these?

How to cook Bloody Octopus

The only thing more disgusting here than the harlot cooking this blasphemy is cooking hot dogs in water. Do you know how bad that smells after? Like the bowels of hell itself!!

Wait....wait...I think the FSM just spoke to me;

"I'd really rather you didn't use so much garlic and onion either".

What's she preparing for, a legion of vampires (that doesn't exist)?

[Jo Freddie]

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Wait....wait...I think the FSM just spoke to me;

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

John Creeser;1008173]"I'd really rather you didn't use so much garlic and onion either".

One glove of garlic and you are moaning that is too much! I take you prefer your food to have all the piquancy of damp cardboard‽

The Holy Text give advice on what to do after consuming Garlic

So began the amassed wisdom of the ProvHerbs:
Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta:
Faith is to the soul what sauce is to pasta. The meaning of life can only be found at the bottom of a pasta bowl. To the divine feast, the wise bringeth TicTacs, but the fool leaveth with breath most garlicky and offensive. And once the garlic has been in the sauce, yea verily, thou must brush your tongue as well as your teeth, before thou layest with your wench

While making it clear that Garlic should be used in quantity.

While the chef sitteth at his table, my oregano sendeth forth the smell thereof. A bundle of garlic is well-beloved unto me; it shall roast for several minutes inside my oven. My beloved is unto me as a cluster of bacon-pieces in the carbonara

[Des]

Re: How do you cook these?

I've no idea what those creatures are, but they don't have scales and aren't likely to be bottom feeders like lobster and welfare recipients. So long as they don't chew their cud, you can never go wrong with spit roasted burnt offerings and a nice barbecue sauce glaze.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Sister, your culinary skills are just so fantastically creative and delicious! I wonder if you'd like to have these to fix up for the Fourth of July BBQ? I can have my son swing by and bring them to you at your convenience.

[Des]

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They look so cuddly and delicious! Why, they are practically begging you to eat them with those big, innocent eyes of theirs.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: How do you cook these?

They look so cuddly and delicious! Why, they are practically begging you to eat them with those big, innocent eyes of theirs.

Aren't we thankful that the Lord made them that way.