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Angry You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 06:22 AM

satanists and satan and pentagrams and gays and lesbians and emos and females and christians and buddhists and atheists and males and straight people all alike because we are all equal here, but that's not the point of this forum. i go to horizon unitarian universalist church. my favorite bible verse is "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness", and how i came to find god is when i almost died, i saw him reaching out to me, almost as if he were taking me as one of his angels, but then i was miraculously healed.
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Default Re: You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 06:28 AM

We are not all equal. Jesus clearly states that He will send most people to hell.

Now, how can you be a UU and think you are going to heaven?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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satanists and satan and pentagrams and gays and lesbians and emos and females and christians and buddhists and atheists and males and straight people all alike because we are all equal here, but that's not the point of this forum. i go to horizon unitarian universalist church. my favorite bible verse is "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness", and how i came to find god is when i almost died, i saw him reaching out to me, almost as if he were taking me as one of his angels, but then i was miraculously healed.
Looks as if we have a right one here. Someone please call Dr. Niles.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 06:32 AM

How can i be a UU? because im not christian. i want to piss off as many of you people as i can so you will understand the true meaning of atheism. and NOWHERE in the bible does it say that you should hate on gays. if you find the quote, reply with it. otherwise, peace!

(p.s. how can you call yourself a christian and expect to go to heaven? what is you finally see the truth in that god does not exist?)
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Default Re: You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 06:33 AM

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satanists and satan and pentagrams and gays and lesbians and emos and females and christians and buddhists and atheists and males and straight people all alike because we are all equal here, but that's not the point of this forum. i go to horizon unitarian universalist church. my favorite bible verse is "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness", and how i came to find god is when i almost died, i saw him reaching out to me, almost as if he were taking me as one of his angels, but then i was miraculously healed.
It's amazing that even though God spared your life you insist on spitting in His face.



Also, please use the KJV Bible. Your quote should read:

(Galatians 5:22-23) "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law."

(not sure why you cut it off either)

Tell me this, friend: if we are all equal, why does God in His Infinite Wisdom make provisions for slaves in Scripture? Why did He make Hell if everyone is "good" ? Why do you love queers when Jesus calls them an abomination?

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Default Re: You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 06:46 AM

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satanists and satan and pentagrams and gays and lesbians and emos and females and christians and buddhists and atheists and males and straight people all alike because we are all equal here, but that's not the point of this forum. i go to horizon unitarian universalist church. my favorite bible verse is "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness", and how i came to find god is when i almost died, i saw him reaching out to me, almost as if he were taking me as one of his angels, but then i was miraculously healed.
Hello there miss

How can you allow yourself to live this way? You just said so yourself that GOD came to you before you died, And that you 'miraculously' recovered. And here you are, You must of come here for a reason. Isn't it obviously child, JESUS sent you here because he loves you and wants to give you another chance.

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Default Re: You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 07:00 AM

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How can i be a UU? because im not christian. i want to piss off as many of you people as i can so you will understand the true meaning of atheism. and NOWHERE in the bible does it say that you should hate on gays. if you find the quote, reply with it. otherwise, peace!

(p.s. how can you call yourself a christian and expect to go to heaven? what is you finally see the truth in that god does not exist?)
Listen up ginge minge. We do not hate starfish stabbers. God does. He even tells us what we should do with them:

Leviticus20:13:

If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them

Now if we were living in the way back when we would be able to comply with His Decree but, due to another of His Decrees, we have to abide by secular law.


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Ah, so you are a typical Lady Gaga fan. It's about time Jesus made you come to this Godly forum. You are on fast track to damnation and only way to redemption is through Jesus. You must allow Him to enter you let His love to flow inside of you and fill you up.
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How can i be a UU? because im not christian. i want to piss off as many of you people as i can so you will understand the true meaning of atheism.
We have absolutely no need for a belief system that encourages molestation, thank you very much.

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and NOWHERE in the bible does it say that you should hate on gays. if you find the quote, reply with it. otherwise, peace!
God destroyed four entire cities full of gays (Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboiim, sparing only Zoar for Lot's sake) -- how much more proof do you need that He totally hates them? Not one blackened piece of pottery remains today because of God's utter hatred for the queers. Read Genesis 19 and then come talk to me (see also Jude 7).

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(p.s. how can you call yourself a christian and expect to go to heaven? what is you finally see the truth in that god does not exist?)
We read the Bible. We know we can't go wrong that way (see Psalm 119:105). You should try it.

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The Bible is rife with verses forbidding faggotry and sodomy and prescribing the death penalty and eternal damnation for those who engage in these abominable practices. If you opened the Good Book to a random page, you would have pretty good odds of knowing that homosexuality is loathed by God.

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1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

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27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 09:17 AM

Your day of penance will be when you least expect it! However, due to the redness of your hair it would seem that God has already cast you away with the fiery red mark of Cain. You may be past the point of saving already, why do you think the Irish are Catholic? They're people of the Devil and they're so filled with unGodly evil that it literally pushes its way out through their pores.


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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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2 John 1:6 "And this is love, that we walk after his commandments. This is the commandment, That, as ye have heard from the beginning, ye should walk in it."


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satanists and satan and pentagrams and gays and lesbians and emos and females and christians and buddhists and atheists and males and straight people all alike because we are all equal here, but that's not the point of this forum. i go to horizon unitarian universalist church. my favorite bible verse is "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness", and how i came to find god is when i almost died, i saw him reaching out to me, almost as if he were taking me as one of his angels, but then i was miraculously healed.
Skog seems an odd name for an American, even a ginger one. Are you certain you aren't a Brit? That would seem to explain a few things, such as the things you love. That doesn't excuse you for them, of course - It just makes them a wee bit more understandable.

Young man, Jesus did this for YOU:

How many of your fag friends would do the same? I already know the answer: ZERO. There remains some hope for you, but you must take action.

You see, son, until you've felt the joy that comes from allowing the blood of Jesus to wash you, removing the sins that have clogged your nether regions for probably 5 or 6 years, you will know no peace. Don't you want a peace that doesn't clog you, but sets you free? Simply reach out for His guiding hand and allow Him to touch you all over and experience His amazing Power and Love. The alternative is feeling that same hand shove you in the lake of fire.

Welcome to our friendly forum!

Brother Larry
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Default Re: You know what i love? - 10-14-2013, 05:54 PM

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but then i was miraculously healed.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Pony up.

God bless.


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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