[Master Gordon]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

I appreciate the agreeing but you know instead of putting a post where it just shows your approval what you could do is give approval by clicking on the little scales in the top right hand corner of the individual post.

I have done so for a number of other posts and alas I ran out of approvals for the day. As well as that I like to share my approval with everyone.

Yours in Christ....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

And don't you know the queers are doing all they can to ruin "family game night" with this abomination.

Pastor, maybe we should buy some of those, add some more realistic cards, and return them to the store!

"Suffer prolapsed rectum after Palm Springs Phisting Phun Weekend. Pay $150,000 for surgery."

"Get beaten and gang-raped by well-meaning Christians trying to drive Satan from your colon. Suffer broken arm and collarbone. Lose six turns to recuperate."

"Contract AIDS. Go directly to Hell, burn forever."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

Pastor, maybe we should buy some of those, add some more realistic cards, and return them to the store!

"Suffer prolapsed rectum after Palm Springs Phisting Phun Weekend. Pay $150,000 for surgery."

"Get beaten and gang-raped by well-meaning Christians trying to drive Satan from your colon. Suffer broken arm and collarbone. Lose six turns to recuperate."

"Contract AIDS. Go directly to Hell, burn forever."

Excellent sugestion, Reverend. We could also insert the appropriate Chick Tract into each box.

[Ksevio]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

What about the game of CHESS?


Despite the Queen being the most powerful piece, the King is the most IMPORTANT piece. It's a solid Good vs Evil type of game.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

What about the game of CHESS?


Despite the Queen being the most powerful piece, the King is the most IMPORTANT piece. It's a solid Good vs Evil type of game.

Couldn't be bothered to read the thread, could you.

Chess is another game which should not be allowed under the tree at Christmas. This is because of the hidden catolick message underlying the game. Think about it Bishop pieces that are more powerful in the game than the knights, the warriors of the game. Clearly this game was created to show that you cannot put your trust in soldiers but have to put it in the papal ways. Furthermore, the bishop piece has a pointy hat clearly a referance to bishops in the false religion of catolickism.

Plus the game was in Harry Potter, an obvious pagan book.

[Ksevio]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

Whoops, I just saw Harry Potter and assumed it was a game on Demon summoning.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh surprise surprise, who has their FACE all over The Pajama Game???

Doris Day!

Here is a little present for a little girl that says "stick me in stiletto boots, knock me over and rape me!" Just disgusting and it makes me nauseous that someone would are publish such an abomination in a CHRISTIAN County.

[Higgins]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

Apples to Apples



Another game that Satan obviously wants under your tree is Apples to Apples. This game is closer to a card game (which has its own problems, that I will not go into here), than a board game, but I have seen it in the board game section anyway.

The purpose of this game is to try and predict what one person in your group will find appealing in your hand of cards. Now I wouldn't have a problem with this game if say those cards were wholesome and good, however the makers of the game (Mattel) has seen it fit to include cards which have no place in a Christian Household.

For example looking first at the cards in the picture:

Abraham Lincoln: Freed the slaves going against the biblical right all men had to own slaves
Denzel Washington: Black actor, was in at least one movie where he was a slave who was freed (again screwing over the slave owner and clearly defying God's wishes)
David Letterman: Known adulterer.
Demi Moore: Uppity Woman who left her husband to marry a much younger man.
The Midwest: Region which includes Iowa (Great because of Freehold) but does also include Idaho (where homersexuals can get 'married')
Going to Church: It does not say LBC, but overall not that bad.

Some other Cards which are included which I have a problem with:
Anne Frank: Joo who should have stayed in the closet
Ghandi: Hindoo. Enough Said.
Mother Theresa: Catlick, clearly in cahoots with the former pope and probably a child molester. Also Uppity Woman.


Anyway For the most part it is clear that Apples to Apples is one of those games which Satan wants to see under the tree.

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

I know that you guys don't like Monopoly, but I looked though the list of about 150 different editions of Monopoly and I found BIBLE-OPOLY.
I was just wondering your opinions on this game.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

I know that you guys don't like Monopoly, but I looked though the list of about 150 different editions of Monopoly and I found BIBLE-OPOLY.
I was just wondering your opinions on this game.

I followed your link.

In BIBLEOPOLY, you can’t win by destroying your opponents. You will only win by assisting the fellow players. Cooperation is what allows you to gain the things necessary to build your church and be a winner.

Sounds queer and un-American to me.

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

I followed your link.



Sounds queer and un-American to me.

Well, I did find other board games that don't seem to be satanic, although (according to you all) I'm merely "unsaved trash" so my opinion may be biased.
What do ya'll think of these games?:

To Bethlehem Game: The Christmas Game for the Entire Family

Faith and Redemption

Champions of Faith Board Game

Proverbial Wisdom: Bible Edition

Solomon's Temple Adventure Board Game

Missionary Conquest Game

[Minecraft]

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Monopoly is a horrible game, and absolutely NOT should be under a christmas tree. It's disgusting to see so many children playing it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

Monopoly is a horrible game, and absolutely NOT should be under a christmas tree. It's disgusting to see so many children playing it.

Do tell, what is unChristian about Monopoly in your eyes?

[Master Gordon]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

Well, I did find other board games that don't seem to be satanic, although (according to you all) I'm merely "unsaved trash" so my opinion may be biased.
What do ya'll think of these games?:

I am not sure about your opinion being biased, it simply not wanted. The only rights unsaved trash have around here is the right to remain silent.

[plvary]

Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree

I followed your link.



Sounds queer and un-American to me.

@ Old Man Hatchet

how is it gay and unamerican?

this contry was built on helpping your fellow man.