[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

TLDR

Why are you here my Gametard friend?

[timeshifter]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

How about you read that and call me that again?

[timeshifter]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Oh, and I must admit, I do mildly take offense to being classified as "Unsaved trash". The mere fact that you would call new people that proves your lack of understanding of the Scripture. What if C. S. Lewis signed up for this board? Wouldn't that seem a little... I dunno... arrogant?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

What are you on about Gametard? Why should I read a stupid rebuttal to a post that I totally agree with by a man I respect?

You are labeled Unsaved Trash because you are not a member of our church, which means you're going to Hell!

And what does the pervert who wrote Alice in Wonderland have to do with anything?

[timeshifter]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Unsubtle troll... is very obvious...

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Unsubtle troll... is very obvious...

You come into this forum with and introduction posted in the wrong forum that had little to do with explaining to us about how you came to Jesus!

This is a Christian forum, please respect it.

You could do yourself a world of good if you put down the game and start reading the AV 1611 King James Bible all the while praying to Jesus for forgiveness, understanding and Salvation! If you can't do that you'll die and go to Hell without having been anything more than a useless gametard.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[timeshifter]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Was my post intended as an introduction? Or was it intended as a logical argument to the OP, starting off with my credentials so I know for sure you guys are actually picking up that I've been a Christian my entire life? Please point out where I disrespected your forum. I'm quite curious.

The fact that you presume I don't understand Salvation is just plain ignorant. But please, remind me again... who did Jesus come to save? The healthy? The pure? Who was it again? Because by your assumption, you should be welcoming me with open arms.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Oh, and I must admit, I do mildly take offense to being classified as "Unsaved trash". The mere fact that you would call new people that proves your lack of understanding of the Scripture. What if C. S. Lewis signed up for this board? Wouldn't that seem a little... I dunno... arrogant?

CS Lewis was a Mary Worshiping Catholic and burns in hell now for spitting in Jesus' face.

You've been playing too much World of Warcraft; there is a difference between Christians and Catholics. Catholics are pagans who worship a false goddess and we Christians worship Christ.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Was my post intended as an introduction? Or was it intended as a logical argument to the OP, starting off with my credentials so I know for sure you guys are actually picking up that I've been a Christian my entire life? Please point out where I disrespected your forum. I'm quite curious.

The fact that you presume I don't understand Salvation is just plain ignorant. But please, remind me again... who did Jesus come to save? The healthy? The pure? Who was it again? Because by your assumption, you should be welcoming me with open arms.

Church protocol mandates that you introduce yourself in the introduction forum before posting elsewhere. You would have known this if you had read the Pastors Rules and Announcements as requested when you registered.

Your actions so far have been disrespectful and rude.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[MOMOwheeler]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Long time LOB supporter, first time poster.

Brothers and sisters I am in desperate need of your guiding assistance. I fear Beelzebub has taken a hold of me and has shaken every ounce of God loving spirit from my soul.

You see, I have found myself consistently drawn to these works of Satan; I am sacred for my very existance as I believe that my soul has been stolen by a satanic group identifying themselves as "Bethesda Software."

Bethesda, or whom I have come to refer to as "A Demons Vagina" has infiltrated my very existence for as long as 1/2 a decade or more with works such as Oblivion and more recently, Fallout 3.

Fallout 3 is a nightmare of epic proportion; a seemingly never ending Saga (thanks to Blue Steel) where I am forced to walk the Earth amongst the most fearsome and vial of Satans creations. My nightmare is that of any other God Loving Christian... Jesus has apperently returned and forgetten to take me back to the promise land with him.

If Oblivion was a nighmare; I could only describe Fallout 3 as eternal damnation in the firey pit of hell. 4 playthroughs and over 1000+ hours of repeated torture later and I have yet to escape this tourment... I must be damn - why oh why my Lord in Christ have you forsaken me? Fallout 3 is my eternal curse.

[MOMOwheeler]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

.. my apologies for some of the typing errors. Satan has cursed me with dyslexia and I am in desperate need of an edit button.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

.. my apologies for some of the typing errors. Satan has cursed me with dyslexia and I am in desperate need of an edit button.

Unsaved Trash have to earn an edit button. For now, use the preview button to READ WHAT YOU JUST TYPED!

Fix the errors there, so we do not have to stumble through your error-filled posts!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

.. my apologies for some of the typing errors. Satan has cursed me with dyslexia and I am in desperate need of an edit button.

If you weren't so disrespectful in your manor you would take the time to edit your own posts. We know you unsaved are merely walking sacks of human excrement but you can show a little consideration friend.

[MOMOwheeler]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

I will recite 1000 Hail Mary's with my head firmly clinched between my own butt cheeks for my ignorance; thank you brothers.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

Hail WHAT !?!?!?!?!