My Menstra-Hut is Missing!

[Dana723]

As a reward for having five sons, my husband built me a beautiful Menstra-Hut after the last one. It was the envy of our neighborhood. However, when I went out this morning to make use of it, it was gone! I have suspicions on who it might be - like that skank Kathy Lee Loudermouth who lives down the road. I've seen her eyeing my Hut. She's jealous because mine has air conditioning and heating, and hers only has a wood burning stove. My husband is heading down to her house right now to check around for my Hut.



In the meantime, I have nowhere to go during this delicate time. Any suggestions?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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In the meantime, I have nowhere to go during this delicate time. Any suggestions?

I'd suggest you head straight down to Kathy Lee Loudermouth's place and refuse to leave. If she won't let you in (and in her shoes, I wouldn't) then plant yourself right in the middle of her lawn and shout at passers-by that she has made you menstruate in public. That will teach her!

[Dana723]

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I'd suggest you head straight down to Kathy Lee Loudermouth's place and refuse to leave. If she won't let you in (and in her shoes, I wouldn't) then plant yourself right in the middle of her lawn and shout at passers-by that she has made you menstruate in public. That will teach her!

Good idea! I'll get my boys to make some signs too.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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As a reward for having five sons, my husband built me a beautiful Menstra-Hut after the last one. It was the envy of our neighborhood. However, when I went out this morning to make use of it, it was gone! I have suspicions on who it might be - like that skank Kathy Lee Loudermouth who lives down the road. I've seen her eyeing my Hut. She's jealous because mine has air conditioning and heating, and hers only has a wood burning stove. My husband is heading down to her house right now to check around for my Hut.



In the meantime, I have nowhere to go during this delicate time. Any suggestions?

Maybe this is Jesus’ way of telling you that the change is on the way or that you might medically need a hysterectomy.

I think jumping to the conclusion that Jesus is NOT involved is showing quite the hubris in you.

YIC

[Dana723]

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Maybe this is Jesus’ way of telling you that the change is on the way or that you might medically need a hysterectomy.

I think jumping to the conclusion that Jesus is NOT involved is showing quite the hubris in you.

YIC

You are right, of course, Dr. Niles. How silly of me not to think of that. Perhaps I let my hormones get the best of me. My husband is at this moment building me a new Hut, although it will be more of a shack, so I have been humbled by this experience.

[BrotherLarry]

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It's comforting to know this kind of thing would never happen in Freehold. Because of his wisdom, Mayor Hold established the Dept of Menstra-Hut Security, which falls under the Freehold Department of Homeland Security, which of course is led by Donald Trump himself indirectly. (I mean, Donald can't be bothered by your womanly problems, can he?)


Even if your Loudermouth neighbor didn't take it, you should think of disguising it so people wouldn't want to steal it. No one likes a braggart, least of all about your Napkin Nook.

[upchucker67]

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I just caught up on this now. I don't think about these matters much, but if you're Menstra-hut is missing, shouldn't you just hold it in until you can get a new one?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This is a disconcerting event, and you might want to check social media - stealing Menstra-huts might be trending. The homeless might be stealing these and be found in the shithole cities in Commiefornia like Los Angeles and San Francisco, or Seattle and Portland.

Certainly file a police report, and check your insurance policy to see if it is covered. If you wind up needing to replace it, you might look into those prepper bomb shelters - they might have a Menstra-hut model.

[caged4christ]

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It’s a shame to hear that the time and effort your husband spent on building your hut was wasted. Now he has to build another. So sad. Maybe you could simply use a tent until your’s is found. It could be considered a form of penance for not taking better care of the one that’s gone lost. Of course, do be careful in the tent, the escaping odors could attract wild animals such as bears.

I’ll pray for your huts quick return. Wouldn’t want to put your husband through more work.

[Dana723]

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We did file a police report and I still have my suspicions about Kathy Lee, but my wonderful husband whom I do not deserve built me a wonderful Menstra-Hut complete with pictures of our Dear President! Now when I am bleeding and cramping, I need only look at Trump's pictures to feel better.

[caged4christ]

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Your husband is amazing. What shall you do if the other hut is found? Will you connect it to the one you have now so it becomes a menstra-condo-hut?

Keep any eye on Kathy...

[John Creeser]

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Atheists pushed mine in the river mid January. It was unfortunate because Abigail still had 3 days left of her unclean time before she could exit her Menstra-Hut (in accordance with Biblical Law).

When she finally made it ashore, I had her file the appropriate insurance papers. What else can you do? She'll only be able to get two more stays with it before the Spring rains wash it away.

[AntiToxic]

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Atheists pushed mine in the river mid January. It was unfortunate because Abigail still had 3 days left of her unclean time before she could exit her Menstra-Hut (in accordance with Biblical Law).

When she finally made it ashore, I had her file the appropriate insurance papers. What else can you do? She'll only be able to get two more stays with it before the Spring rains wash it away.

That's odd because I saw this picture that claims otherwise all the way back in 2015. This is someone's home that was devastated by a storm and not Atheists.


From the article, "Before the storm, the house was sitting on a heavily eroded bank in an area alongside the river. The next minute, the home was plunging into the river, being snatched up by the current and swept downstream. No one was inside of the home when it fell into the river."


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Why would you claim such falsehoods? Do you not know the severity of the sin you are committing? Proverbs 19:9 and Proverb 19:5 are VERY CLEAR about what happens to LIARS.

[AntiToxic]

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That was not a porno link, it was a news link. You are a russian bot farm.

[Alvin Moss]

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That was not a porno link, it was a news link. You are a russian bot farm.

Kindly direct your attention to Proverbs 27:15.