[Brother Scott]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

I have still been giving this much thought and through Jesus I have been inspired.


I will also be setting up funds to help our brothers and sisters around the world.


Given the earthquakes that have devastated so much in Latin American countries, I ask that you find it in your heart to give to Saving People In Christ.


And given the horrible atrocities and famine befallen our Asian brothers and sisters, I ask that you also find it in your heart to spare what you can and donate to Giving Over Our Kindness.



All donations can be sent directly to Landover Baptist Church. I trust the Church leadership to see to it that the appropriate funds go to where they are most needed.


Thank you again for your time and kindness and God bless each and every one of yoiu.

[HTannor]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

All donations can be sent directly to Landover Baptist Church. I trust the Church leadership to see to it that the appropriate funds go to where they are most needed.

I'm sure the leadership will gladly assume the responsibilty to launder oversee the proper distribution of the net proceeds. You realize, of course, that the church has certain overhead expenses that will need to be covered in this endeavor.

The 35% donation seems a bit on the excessive side since you are also bringing in brown and yellow interests.

This is just a suggestion, but in order for you to retain 65%, I'm thinking the breakdown might be more like:

65% for yourself
15% for overhead
5% as a legal retainer for the serives of Brother Reproba to defend us from the inevitable lawsuits filed by greedy lieberals.
5% for the starving chillens
5% for earthquake relief
5% for the far east cat and dog-eating crowd

[Brother Scott]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

I'm sure the leadership will gladly assume the responsibilty to launder oversee the proper distribution of the net proceeds. You realize, of course, that the church has certain overhead expenses that will need to be covered in this endeavor.

The 35% donation seems a bit on the excessive side since you are also bringing in brown and yellow interests.

This is just a suggestion, but in order for you to retain 65%, I'm thinking the breakdown might be more like:

65% for yourself
15% for overhead
5% as a legal retainer for the serives of Brother Reproba to defend us from the inevitable lawsuits filed by greedy lieberals.
5% for the starving chillens
5% for earthquake relief
5% for the far east cat and dog-eating crowd

I can live with that. As I am sure the "needy" will also understand. I also assume that there will be some sort of "Barn Dance" to celebrate our new endeavor. I would hope that all of Freehold would partake in this joyous occasion and celebration of our charity.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

Attention True Christians™ of Landover, I want to tell you today of a new website I've started that will actualize our efforts to help the starving children of Africa.

http://www.SaveTheNigras.org

Save The Nigras will allow True Christians™ to bid on African nigra babies (as they become available, and put on the website for auction) to be shipped over here to the US so that they can receive the proper upbringing that will allow them to achieve Salvation®, just like the rest of us.

SaveTheNigras - Saving Little African Villagers Everyday™

p.s. This was inspired (and made with permission of Sis. Janine) by this thread.

Dillon, why would you focus on Africans? Aren't there plenty of American Niglets that need Salvation?

I read about an organization called Detroit Area Relief: Kinsmen Inspiring Enlightenment and Salvation that you might want to team up with!

Well, I like it, but I still think the program's name should be "Saving Lives: an African Vocational Enterprise".

Sister, I have to agree . . . though I think the focus should be on finding ways to employ them right there in Africa, perhaps by building factories with attached towns where they can live. The companies could build housing and charge them rent, and build stores to sell them food. Think of all the economic development! Why, they could even save their workers the difficulties of handling cash by deducting rent, food, and clothing directly from their paychecks.

All bidders will pay what their highest bid was, in addition to the winning bidder. I feel it gives more incentive to be the highest bidder, and therefore raise the auction

Wait, what?

Are you saying that even though another bidder came out on top, Brother Bathfire still has to pay 2 cents simply because he placed a bid?

Sir, I am concerned that perhaps you are trying to take advantage of our True Christian™ charitable natures!

I can understand why you say that, but look closely, the white teeth and eyes are the dead give away

Is it a Cheshire cat?

I thought those only existed in that book. You know, the one about Alice and her restaurant.