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  • #31
    Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    So much for free speech and freedom of the press interweb
    Well this is just more Christian persecution. When a radical liberal wants to post child pornography or advocate for queer marriage, they get to do as they please.

    Joos run the media, don't you forget it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #32
      Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

      I would much rather pay for a bible for these nigras, because a new home isn't exactly salvation. But good job to whoever wins this little person. Just be warned they are only cute until they grow

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      • #33
        Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

        The subject of international law was one of my specialties after matriculating at the LaSalle Extension University’s law school.

        While little of note in that field has crossed my docket since assuming the bench, I have retained an interest in the subject and, in fact, have recently been engaged in lengthy correspondence with the Honorable Yubangy Yubetcha, a senior justice on the Nigerian Supreme Court. (The subject of that correspondence has nothing to do with starving nigra chillins, but does involve the transfer of certain assets left unclaimed by a deceased Nigerian oil minister).

        However, just a cursory glance at case law firmly establishes bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare. (For the less well educated among us that means as asset is an asset whether in specie or on a stretcher – it matters little.)
        (A quick aside: Justice Frederick Ulster Charles Kennebunkport was accused of being a windbag in open court in 1842. He had the offending barrister neutered and ordered to spend the rest of his days playing a piano in Tilly’s House of Ill Repute in New Orleans. Just a cautionary tale for others to contemplate.)
        Should any affected parties choose to pursue this matter, the Freehold Supreme Court stands ready to hear the cases.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • #34
          Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

          Originally posted by SisterStacy View Post
          Just be warned they are only cute until they grow
          NO - unlike puppies and kittens, niglets are never cute!
          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
          John 8:32

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          • #35
            Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

            Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
            NO - unlike puppies and kittens, niglets are never cute!

            Puppies and kittens are easy to house train, throw a cat in a litter box, done. Take a dog out side a few times done.
            Try teaching a nigra to use the bathroom!
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            • #36
              Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Puppies and kittens are easy to house train, throw a cat in a litter box, done. Take a dog out side a few times done.
              Try teaching a nigra to use the bathroom!
              OMG a floating hat and a floating jacket, is this a miracle?

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              • #37
                Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                Originally posted by speaknow View Post
                OMG a floating hat and a floating jacket, is this a miracle?
                I can understand why you say that, but look closely, the white teeth and eyes are the dead give away

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                • #38
                  Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                  (A quick aside: Justice Frederick Ulster Charles Kennebunkport was accused of being a windbag in open court in 1842. He had the offending barrister neutered and ordered to spend the rest of his days playing a piano in Tilly’s House of Ill Repute in New Orleans. Just a cautionary tale for others to contemplate.)
                  Sigh...


                  Yes, your Honor.

                  Playing piano in Tilly' House of Ill Repute in New Orleans would be a JOY compared to practicing before this guy!
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • #39
                    Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                    Originally posted by SisterStacy View Post
                    I would much rather pay for a bible for these nigras, because a new home isn't exactly salvation. But good job to whoever wins this little person. Just be warned they are only cute until they grow
                    Is it true that you shouldn't feed darkie children after midnight, or is that something else?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #40
                      Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Is it true that you shouldn't feed darkie children after midnight, or is that something else?
                      I think it is darkie children, probably because they can't tell the difference between the food and their hands, and they keep biting themselves.

                      I'm disappointed . Obama gets elected, all of a sudden black people control the internet.
                      6
                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                      • #41
                        Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                        Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                        all of a sudden black people control the internet
                        They always did, you just didn't notice it.
                        The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
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                        • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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                        • #42
                          Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                          I don't mean to step on any toes here, but this thread has moved me to a point where I cannot just sit idly by and wait for others to do God's work in helping others.

                          I have done some reading on the unfortunate situation in Africa and it almost brought me to tears.


                          As some of you know, I am a musician and would like to use the medium that God has chosen for me to help as much as I can. I am currently working on an all instrumental CD of music praising His name and will be donating 35% of all proceeds from said sales to help eradicate this horrible famine that has befallen our fellow man. I will also enclose multiple copies of the King James Bible when sending donations so that these people that are clearly misguided may also find their collective way back into the Lord's graces.


                          I do not have a P.O. box set up yet, but in time, apart from purchasing said album, I would ask that if you can, please donate to National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations.


                          Thank you all for your help, and as always.....God bless you all!
                          [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                          PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                          With their husbands permission of course

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                          • #43
                            Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                            Originally posted by Scott1305 View Post
                            please donate to National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations.
                            What a great concept! Where do I donate? How can I get in touch with a National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations rep?
                            Yours In Christ,

                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                            • #44
                              Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                              What a great concept! Where do I donate? How can I get in touch with a National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations rep?
                              I will have that information as soon as possible.I was inspired just recently by my friends here at Landover Baptist.


                              I need to work out just how the taxes will work and where exactly I need to send these wonderful Godly gifts! I would hate for them to end up with some communist George Clooney or George Soros group and end up in the campaign funds of some Godless lieberal!


                              For now, donations can be sent to....

                              National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations
                              c/o Landover Baptist Church
                              Freehold, Iowa
                              USA

                              Cash or postal money order is preferred of course.



                              And as always.......may God bless you!
                              [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                              PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                              With their husbands permission of course

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                              • #45
                                Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

                                Thank you for fixing that for me. That was selfish of me, and I hope the leadership here can forgive me.
                                [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                                PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                                With their husbands permission of course

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