[Nicoli_Wehrman]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

A lot of these make sense and are very humorous, but there are some I'd like to see the reasoning behind.


>Over 25 and not yet married
What makes somebody like this gay? Somebody could just be very lonely or unable to find somebody that loves them.

>Is a public school teacher
I've had many male teachers with wives and kids, this is just an insult.

>Claims to be an "atheist"
See above, there are many heterosexual atheists, just another insult.

>Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
How am I supposed to make pasta?

>Paints his walls any color except white
A completely white house is very unnatural and uncomfortable, at least it is to me.

>Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
What?

>Protests against wars
Not necessarily true. Vietnam was pointless.

>Has long hair
There are many heterosexuals with long(er) hair, this is a insult and generalization

>Has ever been on unemployment
It's hard to find jobs sometimes.

>Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller
Now this is just stupid. What could possibly be the reasoning behind this?

>Has ever cried
Does being a child count? Everybody's cried at some point.

>Calls negras "African Americans"
I don't like getting punched by negras, thank you.

>Over 18 but still has a waist size of 30 or less
Some people (myself included) are just very skinny

>Likes ethnic food
What? Why? Some Chinese or Indian food is good.

>Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
Carrying one of the most useful tools around makes people gay? Why?

[Nicoli_Wehrman]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

>Anyone who makes less than $40,000 is a Homosexual
Stupid unreasonable insult.

>Anyone who lives in California is a Homosexual (excepting Bakersfield)
Above.

>Anyone who has more than two syllables in his last name is a Homosexual.
How? This makes no sense whatsoever!

I swear it's like you're all third graders and "gay" is the best comebackj you can think of.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I swear it's like you're all third graders and "gay" is the best comebackj you can think of.

You have obviously missed the point.

We do not hate gays. We want them to go to Heaven.

It is God who hates gays, for disobeying Him. They haven't disobeyed me, or any of my fellow True Christians(tm) for that matter. Just God. And it is God who is going to cast them into the Lake of Fire.

Proof that God hates queers:

Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Also, God hates fag hags like yourself, and demands identical punishment.

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

- Barges into God's forum and starts insulting True Christians™
- Has a nonsensical sounding name
- Asks inane questions without reading all of our threads
- Acts like a third grader instead of a responsible adult

All signs of a homosexual.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

>Anyone who lives in California is a Homosexual (excepting Bakersfield)
Above.

You ever meet anyone from California (excepting Bakersfield)? ALL Californians are gay.

More signs of homosexuality.

* Eats corn dogs in dainty little bites and not manly gulps. Governor Perry demonstrates proper and manly corn dogging here.

[Nicoli_Wehrman]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You ever meet anyone from California (excepting Bakersfield)? ALL Californians are gay.

More signs of homosexuality.

* Eats corn dogs in dainty little bites and not manly gulps. Governor Perry demonstrates proper and manly corn dogging here.

Actually, I have quite a few friends from California and there are plenty of heterosexuals there. It's just in the San Francisco area.

- Barges into God's forum and starts insulting True Christians™
- Has a nonsensical sounding name
- Asks inane questions without reading all of our threads
- Acts like a third grader instead of a responsible adult

All signs of a homosexual.

Insulting my last name, dismissing my genuine questions, and calling me a third grader is very third-grader like.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Actually, I have quite a few friends from California and there are plenty of heterosexuals there. It's just in the San Francisco area.

Let's just look at the Golden Shower State shall we;
San Fransisco - leather bear central
San Jose - Drag queen captial of the world; see Steven Jobs
Oakland - black gay on the down low.
Sacramento - Brokack Mountain with avocados
Los Angles - Hellywood queers and illegal gay aliens.

Were, beyond God Fearing Bakershield, is there any heterosexuality in California?

Other signs a man is gay:
* Rejects gut feelings for consensus opinion.
* Insist that states rights are racism.
* Thinks you can balance a budget with tax increases, not tax cuts
* Prefers to lead by persuasion and not by telling people to shut the fuck up.

[onion16]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

So basically any one who is not exactly like the manlyist man in the world. For the love of god dose it matter what someone dose for fun you might not like it but its how they we are i don't go around insulting you lot just because your not the same as me. And what makes you so much better than everyone else? I thought it was gods job and no one else to judge? If that's so then you have just sinned and will be going to hell. Please correct me if I'm wrong but be mature about it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

So basically any one who is not exactly like the manlyist man in the world. For the love of god dose it matter what someone dose for fun you might not like it but its how they we are i don't go around insulting you lot just because your not the same as me. And what makes you so much better than everyone else? I thought it was gods job and no one else to judge? If that's so then you have just sinned and will be going to hell. Please correct me if I'm wrong but be mature about it.

Friend,

You are not a TRUE Christian™, why would a TRUE Christian™ be embarrassed about not being like you?

Other signs of gayness

• Drives a car with over 15 mpg
• Watched any movie from Pixar
• Doesn't understand how government spending cuts boast the economy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

So basically any one who is not exactly like the manlyist man in the world. For the love of god dose it matter what someone dose for fun you might not like it but its how they we are i don't go around insulting you lot just because your not the same as me. And what makes you so much better than everyone else? I thought it was gods job and no one else to judge? If that's so then you have just sinned and will be going to hell. Please correct me if I'm wrong but be mature about it.

You are mistaken. The Bible commands us to pass righteous judgment on others.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

- Has a "Obama 2012" bumper sticker on his car
- Wears Tommy Hilfinger underwear
- Pierces his naughty parts

Oh these filthy fags, it's just too easy to spot them.

May Christ come soon.

[irrational queer]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You people are disgusting. I wish I could butt rape you all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You people are disgusting. I wish I could butt rape you all.

I see. And you want to say that we're disgusting.

[Liarthaniel777]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

>Anyone who makes less than $40,000 is a Homosexual
Stupid unreasonable insult.

>Anyone who lives in California is a Homosexual (excepting Bakersfield)
Above.

>Anyone who has more than two syllables in his last name is a Homosexual.
How? This makes no sense whatsoever!

I swear it's like you're all third graders and "gay" is the best comebackj you can think of.

You, my friend, may just be the least bigoted, smartest person on this sight. I thought this was a place for "Christians". But here they actually have an icon of a fist that is called "tell her once."


And ma'am... being gay does not make your son "satan's minion." I would stay far away from this place and never come back.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You, my friend, may just be the least bigoted, smartest person on this sight. I thought this was a place for "Christians". But here they actually have an icon of a fist that is called "tell her once."

Friend, what part of clear communication and being succinct do you not understand? Would you rather people spoke this way?

Lur, I OMG WTF t8 rent

Sounds like retard speak to me.

And ma'am... being gay does not make your son "satan's minion." I would stay far away from this place and never come back.

It absolutely does.
Every single Homer wants to rape children and defile them before they can repent and become one with the Love of Jesus. You may like your rectum stretched wide enough to stuff a roast pork in it but let me assure, decent people do not!