As a member of Landover Christian University, it is part of my job to correct “scientific texts so-called”, into Biblical History.
“Scientific” texts, so-called, often make unashamed references to ludicrously larger lengths of time, “Eras”, which are then subdivide into “Periods” because of the liberal atheist agenda. All these “Eras” and Periods have unnecessarily complex names - the only reason for this is so that “Scientists” can stop you from knowing them, and thus not “joining their club” and laugh at you when you don't know them.
(You can tell they are all the names are bogus – the stupid scientists even managed to name one after a movie: “The Jurassic” Period.)
It is therefore with great pleasure that I present the following True Christian Conversion guide to the Eras and Periods of God’s Creation:
“Scientific” texts, so-called, often make unashamed references to ludicrously larger lengths of time, “Eras”, which are then subdivide into “Periods” because of the liberal atheist agenda. All these “Eras” and Periods have unnecessarily complex names - the only reason for this is so that “Scientists” can stop you from knowing them, and thus not “joining their club” and laugh at you when you don't know them.
(You can tell they are all the names are bogus – the stupid scientists even managed to name one after a movie: “The Jurassic” Period.)
It is therefore with great pleasure that I present the following True Christian Conversion guide to the Eras and Periods of God’s Creation:
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