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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-16-2007, 04:29 PM
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Let's make this easy; do you have $5,000 USD? If yes get a box of rubber surgical gloves, 50ft nylon rope, a box of large plastic tie wraps, 50 galleons of gasoline, a baseball bat or hammer and power drill. Then buy a round trip airplane ticket from Des Moines, Iowa to the nearest airport to you. Send the ticket, the $5,000 and your home address to Landover Baptist and one of our Spiritual Counselors will show up to your home Noah’s Ark and help you find Jesus.

Think of it; one week of just you and one of our pastors discussing faith! A week free of all earthy matters were your salvation takes the importance in your live it deserves. Just you and our pastor in some undisclosed location in the Indian Ocean or Central America for one week. With are “all options on the table” method of ministering I guarantee you will be begging for Jesus to help you by the end of it.

What do you say Noah’s Ark?


No I'll save the 5 grands and I'll read your books, because Jesus said

John 9

39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

And when I searched the scriptures, I found the truth about Jesus
John 8
40But now ye seek to kill me, a manthat hath told you the truth, which I haveheard of God: this did notAbraham



John 8

32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free

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and Mr. Brother Temperance

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So you discard the hadiths? You demons can't even defend your own "sacred" texts!


If you said it's "Hadith" , i could answer you , but you told us it's Quran
So how can I answer a lie???

Soon I'll make a new thread about questions about Islam
But you show me where i should make it (which section?)

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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-16-2007, 04:32 PM
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If you said it's "Hadith" , i could answer you , but you told us it's Quran
So how can I answer a lie???
So you admit that the Hadiths encourage camel-piss-drinking?
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But you show me where i should make it (which section?)
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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-16-2007, 04:39 PM
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So you admit that the Hadiths encourage camel-piss-drinking?
I'll tell you in the new thread

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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-16-2007, 04:46 PM
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No I'll save the 5 grands and I'll read your books, because Jesus said
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39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.
Yes, but wouldn't you like to have some help to do that? Someone who will help you take the correct position on scripture while you are vactioning in a tropical paradise?


Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-16-2007, 05:21 PM
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Yes, but wouldn't you like to have some help to do that? Someone who will help you take the correct position on scripture while you are vactioning in a tropical paradise?
I knew from the first you are not Jesus lovers or real Christians
You are such a bloody sadistic Nazi, have nothing to do with any one have a little wisdoms and evidences
Stay in the greatest lie on earth
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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-16-2007, 11:02 PM
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[SIZE=3]I knew from the first you are not Jesus lovers or real Christians
You are such a bloody sadistic Nazi, have nothing to do with any one have a little wisdoms and evidences
I invoke Godwin’s law here; the first person to call the other side Nazis has run out of arguments and has lost the discussion.

(Kind of ironic you’d call us Nazis because you Muslims loved Hitler and company back in the day)

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Stay in the greatest lie on earth
Paul/Qustantin's lie
Called Christianity
“Qustantin” is that some special Muslim code word for Paul the Apostle. Yes I can see how the Arabs, considering they were in the ass end of nowhere, never saw an apostle and were mostly pagans by the time Mohammed came on the seen, got The Word correct somehow but everyone else blew it. Talk about self serving nonsense. Muslims, what a bunch of blowhards.


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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-17-2007, 09:23 PM
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You are such a bloody sadistic Nazi, have nothing to do with any one have a little wisdoms and evidences
Stay in the greatest lie on earth
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RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

Don't bring preach to me about what our Lord, you sinner! You worship a false prophet and probably other queers. RAWR!
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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-17-2007, 10:31 PM
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No I'll save the 5 grands and I'll read your books, because Jesus said

John 9

39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

And when I searched the scriptures, I found the truth about Jesus
Get your silly story straight, if you had "searched" the scriptures, you'd know that the above verse isn't in John 9.. But John 5!

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40But now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth, which I haveheard of God: this did not Abraham


John 8


32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free
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And if you had looked properly at John 8, you'd have discovered this little verse:
Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.
John 8:58

Does that sound like Jesus was just a man to you? A bit on the slow side maybe?

Keep reading this below until you understand the truth that Jesus is the Son of God, and God Himself:
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,)
Full of grace and truth.
John 1:14

If you'd really want to read the Holy Bible and learn, then you'd have read it properly, mocker.
Praise Jesus!

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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-18-2007, 09:05 AM
You are all blind deaf people don’t dare to discus what did you inherit and educated

You don’t wanna hear the truth, any opposed discussion are rejected her

Stay in the dark as you are

Worship Jesus which is forbidden in you book
And believe in a book wrote after 16 century of Jesus
Drink the wine which is forbidden in you book
Eat pigs which is forbidden in you book
And keep one wife while all the prophets of your book have several and god never blames them

Stay as you are

And if you wanna know the truth

Send me a private message


I ask the only god to show you the right way

SALAM “peace”

In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

[70] O followers of the scripture, why do you reject these revelations of GOD though you bear witness (that this is the truth)?
[71] O followers of the scripture, why do you confound the truth with falsehood, and conceal the truth, knowingly?

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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-18-2007, 11:00 AM
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You are all blind deaf people don’t dare to discus what did you inherit and educated

You don’t wanna hear the truth, any opposed discussion are rejected her

Stay in the dark as you are

Worship Jesus which is forbidden in you book
And believe in a book wrote after 16 century of Jesus
Drink the wine which is forbidden in you book
Eat pigs which is forbidden in you book
And keep one wife while all the prophets of your book have several and god never blames them

Stay as you are

And if you wanna know the truth

Send me a private message


I ask the only god to show you the right way

SALAM “peace”

In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

[70] O followers of the scripture, why do you reject these revelations of GOD though you bear witness (that this is the truth)?
[71] O followers of the scripture, why do you confound the truth with falsehood, and conceal the truth, knowingly?

3- The Amramites (Al-Imran)
RAWR RAWR! What do you know about Jesus? If you think that Moham was a prophet, then you really don’t know anything about Satans lies. Moham was a false prophet, sent by Satan himself to spread lies among humanity and mislead millions into Hell. RAWR RAWR!
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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-18-2007, 11:09 AM
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RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

Don't bring preach to me about what our Lord, you sinner! You worship a false prophet and probably other queers. RAWR!
Have you met Petal yet, Mr. RAWR? I can't help thinking the two of you might get along.
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Yes, Salvation Seeker certainly isn't discussing anything at all, is he?

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Default Re: What do Muslims Believe about Jesus? - 07-20-2007, 04:17 PM
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Have you met Petal yet, Mr. RAWR? I can't help thinking the two of you might get along.
They would, but unfortunately I haven't seen Sister Petal online recently.
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