[SalvationSeeker]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Congratulations, sister!
I'm sure you will make a lovely wife, and a lovely vessel for child production in the name of Jesus!

Praise God!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Congratulations, Sister M&M. I hope our members will forgo the usual wedding gift fanfare and instead, give a few practical items that will be sure to help your marriage please Him. I might suggest a little helper to keep you company while doing your chores. Or perhaps, even something to wear around the homestead? Hopeful Glendora

[OnYourKnees]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Congratulations, Sister M&M. I hope our members will forgo the usual wedding gift fanfare and instead, give a few practical items that will be sure to help your marriage please Him. I might suggest a little helper to keep you company while doing your chores. Or perhaps, even something to wear around the homestead? Hopeful Glendora

This could be quite handy, when dealing with your husband's smelly sweatsocks! (The pair in the photo DO look quite heavy.)

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

I hope you have found your soul mate. May he treat you well, love you and care for you all your life. May a dove fly above you, and may you catch her white feathers when one does fall, and then ye shall know you are truely blessed.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

I hope you have found your soul mate. May he treat you well, love you and care for you all your life. May a dove fly above you, and may you catch her white feathers when one does fall, and then ye shall know you are truely blessed.

That does it. You just earned yourself a warning point for cursing Sister Mary with your evil wicker spells. PRAISE Jesus the hawk of His protecting love swoops down and kills the dove of your Satanic evil Alexia.

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

It's not a spell. A spell can only be cast if I open a circle and I can't do that on a computer now can I? And frankly I'm shocked. It is in fact a Austrian/Germanic Custom to which most christians over here would know and respect. It is not wiccan. I am not a wiccan. Thank you squire.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

First I find out about the magic negro running for president just after my betrothal, and now I've been hexed by a European witch! This is supposed to be the second happiest time of my life (after giving myself over to Jesus), but Satan keeps piling on the evil!

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!

And what is a wish besides calling on your dark master Satan sinner???

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Oh do grow up. Do you honsetly believe only trus christians can wish luck on others?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

Oh do grow up. Do you honsetly believe only trus christians can wish luck on others?

NO!!!

Only Jesus can wish good luck on anyone! To try to do so is to presume the powers of God Himself. God is a jealous God (says so in The Bible). That means if you try to grab His powers He will come down upon you in His righteous fury, kill your children, your spouse, your family, your neighbors and so on until you say your sorry.

Do not presume to blasphemy The Lord here sinner!

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

eat some porridge

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

eat some porridge

Now what is that supposed to mean? Is this another one of you wicker witch curses? Well listen here sinner, I am under the protection and guidance of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He didn't suffer and die on the cross just so you could cast spells on people you have the hots for so you can get them into bed!
You need to toss your bunny rabbit idol out the window and get down on your knees and beg Christ forgiveness for what you have done!

[Alexia]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

No. Porridge calms you down, you seem to have alot of aggression

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

No. Porridge calms you down, you seem to have alot of aggression

And just what is this "porridge"?
It's made out of Christian babies or something similar, is it not?
After all, it's a well known fact that you witches sacrifice babies.