Recently, as I was setting up the Bible Quiz game in the Boys Only No-Homo™ prayer shed, I noticed that one of the boys had set up a nineteno wee game or whatever it is. Now, we already have a PrayStation™ Bible Console set up on the TV on VHF Channel 3, so I'm not opposed to educational games being played by the boys while they wait their turn to pray with a counselor in the worship closet inside the shed. But, when I turned on this game, I nearly came
unglued!
This game features what appears to be a rough italian tradesman scooting around a track like a bear in a prius (a known homosexual car). The object of the game is to shoot animals up other players' butts and watch them jump in the air and twirl around in ecstasy. They even let a GIRL drive!
This Mario Kart game is just filthy, dirty, doody, homoerotic chaos and has boys squeeling with delight as they ram each other from behind over and over again like a big ole bunch of fancy boys who like that game better than they like praying with their own prayer counselors!!! I'm just sickened by it! If you have a boy who has one of these games, throw it on the book burning pile immediately and send that boy to the prayer shed for an emergency prayer cleansing!
unglued!
This game features what appears to be a rough italian tradesman scooting around a track like a bear in a prius (a known homosexual car). The object of the game is to shoot animals up other players' butts and watch them jump in the air and twirl around in ecstasy. They even let a GIRL drive!
This Mario Kart game is just filthy, dirty, doody, homoerotic chaos and has boys squeeling with delight as they ram each other from behind over and over again like a big ole bunch of fancy boys who like that game better than they like praying with their own prayer counselors!!! I'm just sickened by it! If you have a boy who has one of these games, throw it on the book burning pile immediately and send that boy to the prayer shed for an emergency prayer cleansing!
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