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Default I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-04-2012, 03:42 AM
I'm afraid he wasn't enough of a Christian for me 1 Cor 7:15. How do I go about finding a True Christian™ man? My father is spic trash and in prison, so he can't negotiate this for me.

I don't want to rot as an old maid. I am already almost 20 now and I haven't even done God's will. Can you imagine if I was in my 30's? No man would want me. I need a good husband and provider.

Can anyone help me out?

Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-04-2012, 12:40 PM
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I'm afraid he wasn't enough of a Christian for me 1 Cor 7:15. How do I go about finding a True Christian™ man? My father is spic trash and in prison, so he can't negotiate this for me.

I don't want to rot as an old maid. I am already almost 20 now and I haven't even done God's will. Can you imagine if I was in my 30's? No man would want me. I need a good husband and provider.

Can anyone help me out?
Oh no! I'm so sorry!

I kinda know how you feel. My mother is a dumb tramp who lets men take advantage of her, and lots of them do. My real father even tried to kill her, but God had a Plan for her, she's part of my Mission. It's too bad she is so rock stupid though. If she was super smart, like me, she wouldn't have so many problems.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-04-2012, 12:52 PM
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I'm afraid he wasn't enough of a Christian for me 1 Cor 7:15. How do I go about finding a True Christian™ man? My father is spic trash and in prison, so he can't negotiate this for me.

I don't want to rot as an old maid. I am already almost 20 now and I haven't even done God's will. Can you imagine if I was in my 30's? No man would want me. I need a good husband and provider.

Can anyone help me out?
It really depends on what you are looking for. As a man in his 30s, recently divorced who is also a doctor of psychology I would be a different kettle of fish from a long haired yahoo in his twenties, just making his way in life.

As I own my own house (and have two cars because of some unpleasentness with my ex wife) I would be a different proposition from a skin head thug in his early twenties listening to that punk rocker music and drinking cider in the park.

It really depends on your expectations.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-04-2012, 01:05 PM
I'll keep you in mind as a top 6 candidate for next wife, if and when my current wife will disappear suddenly.

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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-04-2012, 02:03 PM
Well, I can't compete with the offers of True Christians. But I'd advise to ask a Reverent or Pastor for approval, their wisdom is unmet, even in True Christian circles. I'm sure that Laurence Niles or Alphonse Alban make a more than suitable match.

II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-04-2012, 09:52 PM
Virgin I presume...



Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-04-2012, 09:58 PM
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Technically Yes. There Will Be no Need to Stone ME. Deut. 22:13-21
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-05-2012, 02:22 PM
Oh Angelie, how sorry I feel for thee.

It was not so long ago I went through a similar torment, except my wife, Like Eve gave into satan. Normally women are weak willed and prone to flattery, but you I think are beyond this. You seem like someone who can control primal urges. You were right to break off the engagement and I refer you to 2 Corinthians 6:14 Dark does not go with light.

A lovely youngish maiden such as you should also remember Psalm 89:33 so that whoever woos you next, does so knowing that you will not forsake or fornicate him. God bless you.

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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-05-2012, 11:18 PM
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How do I go about finding a True Christian™ man?
That's simple. You can find a husband simply by reading the Bible:

Seek ye out of the book of the Lord, and read: no one of these shall fail, none shall want her mate: for my mouth it hath commanded, and his spirit it hath gathered them. Isaiah 34:16

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Technically Yes.
Uh, look, I really don't want to know the details, especially if they involve your lady parts, but you probably should discuss this technicality with one of our Pastors. They're good with that kind of thing.

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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-05-2012, 11:35 PM
Gosh, thank you guys. You are all so nice to me.

After talking it over with a few of the Pastors, I have been advised to become a Christ bride.

Apparently he must have been wrestling demons for my soul, because he said something about having beaten them all, which sounded a little like a straight draw.

Thank you again.

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Gosh, thank you guys. You are all so nice to me.

After talking it over with a few of the Pastors, I have been advised to become a Christ bride.

Apparently he must have been wrestling demons for my soul, because he said something about having beaten them all, which sounded a little like a straight draw.

Thank you again.

Bride for Christ,
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You're not going to become a Cthulic nun, are you?

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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-07-2012, 06:29 PM
No offence, but you are well past your prime, 20!? I really hope you find someone in the next 6 hours, marry them, and start making sons. After all, you're no spring chicken. Most True Christians™ wouldn't touch a new wife if she was over the age of 17.


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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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What do you mean you are "technically" a virgin? Have you engaged in some borderline activities? A little self-stimulation perhaps? Please let us know the details so that we can determine whether you still are a virgin.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 07-15-2012, 12:04 AM
Interesting that both of the Hot Mess Girls vanished at the same time. Wonder what that's about.

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I'm afraid he wasn't enough of a Christian for me 1 Cor 7:15. How do I go about finding a True Christian™ man? My father is spic trash and in prison, so he can't negotiate this for me.

I don't want to rot as an old maid. I am already almost 20 now and I haven't even done God's will. Can you imagine if I was in my 30's? No man would want me. I need a good husband and provider.

Can anyone help me out?
Yeah want to meet up Your no spring chicken but you will do
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 09-02-2012, 08:39 AM
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Virgin I presume...
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, not even from a blasphemous secular point of view. You are a hypocrite of your own atheistic ways. The reason you put little value on sex is due to the sociology surrounding your atheism, hence that you go against the typical "atheism isn't immoral", and thus you are the prime example of a hypocrite amongst the atheist community. IF you had God, your mind would be enlightened and your immorality would cease to exist.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 09-02-2012, 01:12 PM
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I'll keep you in mind as a top 6 candidate for next wife, if and when my current wife will disappear suddenly.
Do you need help with that?


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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 09-03-2012, 06:46 AM
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Technically Yes. There Will Be no Need to Stone ME. Deut. 22:13-21
- peace.
If you a virgin or not I can test you, and let the boys at Landover know if you need a big Scarlet A tattooed on yo ass, or not.

Just pm me and I go to work on it.

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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 09-04-2012, 04:51 PM
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I'm afraid he wasn't enough of a Christian for me 1 Cor 7:15. How do I go about finding a True Christian™ man? My father is spic trash and in prison, so he can't negotiate this for me.

I don't want to rot as an old maid. I am already almost 20 now and I haven't even done God's will. Can you imagine if I was in my 30's? No man would want me. I need a good husband and provider.

Can anyone help me out?

You look cute so i can provide you with casual sex if you dont go on with this bullshit while we are at it. But other than this im in a relationship with a perfectly normal woman and i wount dump her for a fanatic. Then again if you start to behave like a normal person...
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You look cute so i can provide you with casual sex if you dont go on with this bullshit while we are at it. But other than this im in a relationship with a perfectly normal woman and i wount dump her for a fanatic. Then again if you start to behave like a normal person...
Tell me friend, where did you find a female whose kink it is to be with retards? Do not let her go, she is probably the only one in existence!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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