[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

As an aside, how do you feel about electric blue and/or neon for casual dress?

Well, as you may know, I've always been a fan of fluorescent green.

And Brother HTannor, I was not aware you had such a shapely figure or such long, beautiful tresses. Did you used to be a male model, your honor?

I'm not sure the high heels suit you, though.

[HTannor]

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And Brother HTannor, I was not aware you had such a shapely figure or such long, beautiful tresses. Did you used to be a male model, your honor?
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So nice of you to notice, Sister Lycia. It's true, I was a male model for a short period during my youth.

It became untenable after I found myself regularly approached by people named "Bruce," "Troy," and "Reginald." Bruce tended to smell of "Aqua Velva," Troy of "Old Spice", and Reginald of Harley Davidson synthetic oil, along with a touch of gear lube, and my allergies acted up. (If only Troy hadn't kept a pot-bellied pig as a pet, we could have hit it off - but the porker just took up too much bed space.)

It was at that time I felt my true calling was in the field of Law.

Now that you mention it, and you shouldn't have, I have contacted my private counsel and talked about the potential for an actionable offense against you for posting this on the open internet and quoted a precedent. To wit:

State v Dipshitz, 1968, 3rd District. In that case, plaintiff charged defamation of character. Defendent countered with (not to be too crude) "You gotta be sh itting me!".

In a split decision, the court ruled "ex politial ric santorum mia culpa nuet gin-gritch" and judgement was entered for the plaintiff to the tune of a cool mill.

Get out your checkbook, missy.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

[QUOTE=HTannor;648508][QUOTE=Benedict A. Davis;648494]I am more than happy to help, as you can see from my photo I have tuned down my ''business dress'' on the direction of Brother James.

Plaid becomes you, Brother Davis. Does the new pattern reflect your heritage?

And here I'm thinking ...... Scottish, perhaps? And if so, why the waist-up photo only? Are you hiding the kilt from our eyes?

If you're hiding the kilt, why? Afraid you'll bend over in the airport and some third-world minimum-wage type of TSA agent will discover your goods? And uploads it to Youtube?

And the whole world discovers your short-comings?


Please go back to a tasteful navy blue. It's safer.

Brother Tannor,
I realize that there has been a sudden, drastic change in your life since you found out you were a judge and with that you suddenly had your clarity in the word of the law it must have been an exciting time in your life! Whether you remember it or not, sometime recently you had to take a vow to uphold the law to the best of your ability. Well the part about this vow was the clause that you could not suddenly stop taking or greatly increase medications prescribed to you, by a licensed Medical Doctor.....you remember that part, right?
i sure would hate to see them take your official judges wig back due to this little oversight of said medication and the possibility of a ''dirty urine'', know what I mean?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Well, as you may know, I've always been a fan of fluorescent green.

And Brother HTannor, I was not aware you had such a shapely figure or such long, beautiful tresses. Did you used to be a male model, your honor?

I'm not sure the high heels suit you, though.

Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!

[James Dewitt]

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One of my granddaughters is looking for a job. She is ugly and stupid so she might be overqualified. Her mother is also ugly and stupid, I still don't understand how she convinced one of my sons to marry her. My granddaughter can use the money and I hope it will stop her whining for handouts.

Hey cranky, I might have a position at Dewitt's General Store as a manager, seems as if Brother Tannor is to good for the job.

[Lisa H]

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Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!

Brother James, are you sure you made the right choice. I brought this lovely outfit in anticipation of getting the position.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother James, are you sure you made the right choice. I brought this lovely outfit in anticipation of getting the position.

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Sister Lisa, I am afraid that Lycia is being led astray by people with very bad taste. I think perhaps I will put you on the payroll as Corporate Apparel Advisor (CAA). Plaid is bad but fluorescent GREEN

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!

Brother, technically, what little clothing she is wearing in that image is black.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother, technically, what little clothing she is wearing in that image is black.

stopped at the Hair

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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stopped at the Hair

I do hope you wouldn't want her hair "black or navy blue"?

[Lisa H]

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Sister Lisa, I am afraid that Lycia is being led astray by people with very bad taste. I think perhaps I will put you on the payroll as Corporate Apparel Advisor (CAA). Plaid is bad but fluorescent GREEN

I really do not understand why people would want to dress bad. After all you have a corporate image to look after. I would be more than happy to be a CAA.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!

Sir, I don't know what came over me! I think the stress of being being sued by Brother Tannor has gotten to me, and it caused me to forget myself and post that old picture of me. I promise it won't happen again, sir!

I still think I'm a much better choice than some of the OTHER women who've posted in this thread. I'm not going to name any names, but they know who they are.

Besides, I thought you told me to wear something skimpy for the first day on the job. That was the skimpiest I had, I promise!

[HTannor]

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Sir, I don't know what came over me! I think the stress of being being sued by Brother Tannor has gotten to me, and it caused me to forget myself and post that old picture of me. I promise it won't happen again, sir!

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You no longer have to sit in fear of me taking legal action against you.

As Brother Davis pointed out, I inadvertently slipped off my drug regimen while listening the Rush Limbaugh show, overdid the oxycontin, and this resulted in a litigious haze.

Now that I have returned from the drug-addled state, I feel much better and take this opportunity to offer my profound apologies.

[James Dewitt]

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Dear Sister Lycia, I do hope that you have done some shopping. We will be leaving for Hong Kong Wednesday morning. Also contact the staff in the Keys. The maids name is Lupe,have her lay in a supply of Kobe beef. Also tell her to have Juan clean the pool and hot tub, you never know what the Messicants have been doing in them. James

PS you don't have to call me sir, unless we are in a meeting or at dinner with clients.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Dear Sister Lycia, I do hope that you have done some shopping. We will be leaving for Hong Kong Wednesday morning. Also contact the staff in the Keys. The maids name is Lupe,have her lay in a supply of Kobe beef. Also tell her to have Juan clean the pool and hot tub, you never know what the Messicants have been doing in them. James

PS you don't have to call me sir, unless we are in a meeting or at dinner with clients.

Yes sir, Brother James! I've been doing some shopping and I promise that I won't be wearing anything fluorescent green! The brightest color of clothing I bought is a dark navy blue, I hope that's acceptable.

I called your staff in the keys and relayed your instructions to them. Are you sure its OK to let Lupe lay in your Kobe beef though Brother? I've never met her but I know people who aren't True Christians(tm) don't always have the best hygiene.

I'm looking forward to my first business trip, Brother James sir!