[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: Amazing Christian investment advice: "cloud based data storag

Dear Charli,

I truly appreciate your financial advice and expertise. However, my fiancée` Disciple Luke will need to sign any papers on my behalf now that Daddy is walking with Jesus. He will be down in Perth this Saturday for the night.

Take your time, there is no need to rush these things. "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience" (Galatians 5:22)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Amazing Christian investment advice: "cloud based data storag

Dear friends,

A great opportunity to earn money has come to my attention. I wanted to share this with all my Christian friends....

...There are three ways in which you can profit from this once in a lifetime opportunity. If you have a business you can throw away all your data and use this great company instead. Of course you can invest in them and make some money or you can hire a Christian investment expert, me, and let me handle all your investments for you

Hello Pastor J.C.,

It always inspires me to see new business ventures such as yours taking off. Reminds me of my early days, when I started out in business peddling cures for cancer door-to-door. I managed to convince a number of patients to stop their chemotherapy and use my exclusive patented medication instead.


Good for what ails you

Needless to say, I've branched out and have invested in many other businesses. Nevertheless, I still have a soft spot for helping the sick, and I continue to run a pharmaceutical company which manufactures low-cost medications in China. Although based on market principles, even the liberal Huffington Post noticed my charitable medical work and ran an article about it:

Counterfeit Prescription Drugs a Growing Threat

n March, a Homeland Security official told Congress that counterfeit pharmaceuticals were "a major growing health and safety issue." That same month an FDA official testified that the pharmaceutical supply chain from raw materials to consumer has become increasing complex, making "oversight significantly more difficult and leaves weaknesses through which counterfeit, adulterated and misbranded products might infiltrate the legitimate supply chain."

It's likely both these officials had been briefed about the case of Kevin Xu -- a Chinese national who was caught trying to sell genuine drugs to undercover Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and FDA agents in 2007....continued

As the article mentions, the communist FDA arrested our distributor, Kevin Xu. Fortunately, he was easily replaced, and business is better than ever. Still, I think it proves just how important it is for us to elect Tea Party candidates in order to get government off the backs of business, and enact more bailouts.

But I digress. About your cloud computing business, it's a great idea. My company has already been doing work along these lines, marketing our pharmaceuticals from the safety of web sites based in China and Russia, two democratic countries that still value free market freedoms (unlike the USA which has gone Marxist after ACORN pulled off the coup that installed Barack Hussein in late 2008).

Anyway, I just wanted to give you some advice - locate your servers and bank accounts outside the jurisdiction of Obama's ACORN thugs. As already mentioned, China and Russia are both good, but Nigeria and Zimbabwe are two other excellent possibilities for running your server farm. In fact, it's a good idea to spread your resources - throws Interpol off balance if you don't have all your eggs in one basket. For banking, I recommend the Cayman Islands, which is also an excellent place to live while awaiting Rapture (after the soon-to-come US financial Armageddon). It's also near the Dominican Republic, a great island vacation spot popularized by Rush Limbaugh - consider it a fringe benefit.


Fringe benefits

So, welcome to the business community. Let me know if you get over to Asia - there's a couple of hot little Cambodian Bible students I can introduce you to.

Hope to see you soon on the golf course, or sipping piña coladas by the swimming pool.

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: Amazing Christian investment advice: "cloud based data storag

Dear Free Market Fred,

Thank you for your great advice. I will keep that in mind. "That thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest." (1st Kings 2:3)

I am going on a trip to Australia in a while so I could make a stop in Hong Kong for that golf course you mentioned and to help you fill those Cambodian Bible students with the joy of Jesus. Provided they are not too old. "Bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord." (Ephesians 6:4)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Amazing Christian investment advice: "cloud based data storag

I am going on a trip to Australia in a while so I could make a stop in Hong Kong for that golf course you mentioned and to help you fill those Cambodian Bible students with the joy of Jesus. Provided they are not too old. "Bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord." (Ephesians 6:4)

Dear Pastor J.C.,

Great news that you'll be dropping in. I've got a couple of Bible students whom I recommend, but feel free to choose one of your own liking. It's hard to pronounce their names in that Cambodian gibberish language they speak, but most also have an English name, and a number.


Just pick a number


Spreading the word of Jesus in Phnom Penh, Cambodia's capital


Bible student party, just after Sunday school


Mandy, one of my most enthusiastic Bible students


Baptism ceremony


Recruiting additional Bible students with a little help from the local authorities

As you can see, we're doing The Lord's work here in Cambodia with great success. I know you're a busy businessman, but I'm glad that you're taking a little time off for some missionary work. If I wasn't so busy myself, I'd like to assume a full-time missionary position, but sadly that's just not possible.