Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Catholic Superstition
Reload this Page Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?
Catholic Superstition The lies of the Catholic "church" exposed in light of the truth of Scripture

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#81)
Old
Sister Noddy's Avatar
Sister Noddy Sister Noddy is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™
 
Posts: 1,840
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nice house on Nob Hill
Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now? - 07-11-2007, 09:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister of Sacred Suffering View Post
It is a disgusting tradition that brings to mind those filthy greeks and their homersexual relations with young boys. Just because it's tradition doesn't mean it should continue.
Yes indeed, Sister, and I am sure you'd remember the vestments, also worn by the cathy-licks, from your hellish and scary --- confinement in the convent --- praise Jesus you are out of there!

But I have to laugh --- I want to share an incident that happened a few weeks ago.

One of our neighbors is a college-age Muslim woman. As I was walking to church on Sunday morning --- my parish is two blocks from the house --- dressed in the black cassock worn over my street clothes, she passed me on the sidewalk, on her way home from early morning prayers at the local mosque.

Apparently she'd never seen cathy-lick-angli-can't-style cassocks before, and she wanted to know where I got mine.

Well, I explained what the vestments were, and she wanted to know where she could purchase one, and I asked her what she would want with it. She said she would wear it, because it is modest and covering of the female figure, and in keeping with dress-codes according to the Qur'an ---

I almost laughed at her, I couldn't believe it --- I told her she'd have to mailorder one and that I didn't know the company that makes them, and that the one I was wearing belonged to my church and was about 75 years old --- but I was picturing her down on her knees praying to Allah, wearing an anglican cassock ...



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
Reply With Quote
(#82)
Old
Sister of Sacred Suffering's Avatar
Sister of Sacred Suffering Sister of Sacred Suffering is offline
Wriggling her way free of the demonic grasp of Ratzinger
Forum Member
 
Posts: 41
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: On her knees for Jesus
Sister of Sacred Suffering is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now? - 07-11-2007, 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by minister noddy View Post
Yes indeed, Sister, and I am sure you'd remember the vestments, also worn by the cathy-licks, from your hellish and scary --- confinement in the convent --- praise Jesus you are out of there!

But I have to laugh --- I want to share an incident that happened a few weeks ago.

One of our neighbors is a college-age Muslim woman. As I was walking to church on Sunday morning --- my parish is two blocks from the house --- dressed in the black cassock worn over my street clothes, she passed me on the sidewalk, on her way home from early morning prayers at the local mosque.

Apparently she'd never seen cathy-lick-angli-can't-style cassocks before, and she wanted to know where I got mine.

Well, I explained what the vestments were, and she wanted to know where she could purchase one, and I asked her what she would want with it. She said she would wear it, because it is modest and covering of the female figure, and in keeping with dress-codes according to the Qur'an ---

I almost laughed at her, I couldn't believe it --- I told her she'd have to mailorder one and that I didn't know the company that makes them, and that the one I was wearing belonged to my church and was about 75 years old --- but I was picturing her down on her knees praying to Allah, wearing an anglican cassock ...

What a foul thing to be a retarded muslime dressed up as a catlick.
Reply With Quote
(#83)
Old
Sister Noddy's Avatar
Sister Noddy Sister Noddy is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™
 
Posts: 1,840
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nice house on Nob Hill
Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Noddy has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now? - 07-12-2007, 07:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister of Sacred Suffering View Post

What a foul thing to be a retarded muslime dressed up as a catlick.
The image in my mind was a sinister one indeed, and not Godly at all, Sister Sacred!

Well, on that morning, my disquiet deepening to dread, I hurried away and up the street and slipped quickly into the alleyway behind the church --- stepping over a drunken bum sleeping it off in a pile of rags, and taking care not to trip over his filthy used syringes on the walkway ---

--- then stepped into the sacristy by way of the rear cloistered entrance, using my own key --- it had been a close call!

A reverend in the ambulatory asked kindly after my health, as I was breathless and possibly pale with the shock of it

In fact, Sister, it was only by the grace of Jesus that some twenty minutes later I managed to recover just before the start of the processional --- praise!



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
Reply With Quote
(#84)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now? - 07-12-2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister of Sacred Suffering View Post
It is a disgusting tradition that brings to mind those filthy greeks and their homersexual relations with young boys. Just because it's tradition doesn't mean it should continue.
Well said, Sister! Exactly why these queens seem to think that several centuries of transvestitism is less perverted than an afternoon's worth is beyond me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by minister noddy View Post
I almost laughed at her, I couldn't believe it --- I told her she'd have to mailorder one and that I didn't know the company that makes them, and that the one I was wearing belonged to my church and was about 75 years old --- but I was picturing her down on her knees praying to Allah, wearing an anglican cassock ...
A Satan-worshipper dressed as a Satan-worshipper? Doesn't sound that odd to me. Still, I suppose it puts the "cult" back in "multiculturalism".


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#85)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,898
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now? - 03-10-2008, 11:38 AM

BUMP!

I just thought that it was high time that this thread get revisted, as there is no end to bizzare, blasphemous behaviors. THIS story comes from South America, where the mary worshipers keep the peasants poor and stupid.


Quote:
Papists celebrate mass for dogs

MASAYA, Nicaragua (Reuters) - Hundreds of dogs, many dressed as babies or clowns, were taken to celebrate mass in this Nicaraguan town on Sunday, an annual ritual where the owners pray for their pets to be cured or avoid falling ill.

A long queue of Catholics, carrying their pets or leading them on leashes, waited their turn to pass by an image of a saint in a tiny church in this town 30 kilometres to the south of the Nicaragua capital, Managua.

The faithful thank the saint for curing their pets or ask for the dogs to be protected from illness. The town's priest always conducts a special canine mass.

"We brought him so he does not get sick," said local resident Nora Espinosa, talking about her six-month-old Basset Hound, dressed in a soccer outfit.

Locals say the tradition goes back to the colonial period after the Spanish conquest.
I would defy any mary worshiper to justify the "blessing" of animals with Scripture.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
brazil, catholics are not christians, englandistan, star wars nerds:mom called

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved