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  • If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man-made "global warming".

    You know, I had next door neighbors who used to get a bee in their bonnet when I dumped my used motor oil on their back lawn (where the hell do you think oil comes from? I'm just putting it back in the ground, you know, recycling - duh). Or when I had bonfires burning up all the leftover Styrofoam cups and plates after one of the boys birthday parties. They said I was damaging the "ozone layer"..right, I didn't read anything about an ozone layer in the Bible. I did read about the firmament though and I highly doubt a few Styrofoam cups are going to damage God's creation. I know, libtards are really that stupid

    Well, noted Logician & True Christian Scientist(tm) Rush Limbaugh set the record straight for Christians on this so called man-made global warming.

    If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man made global warming. Period!

    From the article;

    “See, in my humble opinion, folks, if you believe in God, then intellectually you cannot believe in manmade global warming.”

    “You must be either agnostic or atheistic to believe that man controls something that he can’t create,” he continued. “The vanity ! These people — on the one hand, ‘We’re no different than a mouse or a rat.’ If you listen to the animal rights activists, we are the pollutants of this planet. If it weren’t for humanity — the military environmentalist wackos — the Earth would be pristine and wonderful and beautiful, and nobody would see it. According to them we are not as entitled to life on this planet as other creatures because we destroy it. But how can we destroy it when we’re no different from the lowest life forms?”
    THANK YOU!! To think we have anything to do with changing God's controlled weather is ludicrous. We're not GOD, we can't change the weather, SO GET OVER IT ALREADY YOU RETARDED LIBERALS!!! Man-made global warming is a myth, and if there is some continent sized hole in this ozone layer, It's because God put it there making room for when all True Christians(tm) ascend to heaven when the Rapture comes.

    There are so many more important issues to focus on - like stopping masturbation (Galatians 5:16,1 Corinthians 6:18), making sure women don't dress like sluts (1st Timothy 2:9), protesting tattoo parlors (Leviticus 19:28), spreading Jesus' Good Word (Mark 16:15, 2 Timothy 4:2-5), stoning gays (Leviticus 20:13), warning people when you see them wearing mixed linens (Deuteronomy 22:11)......to name a few.

    Now grab your KJV and get out there!!
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!



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    Re: If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man-made "global warming".

    Once again Russ gets to the heart of the matter.

    The only possible way low sinning humans can have any effect on the environment is if they are God!

    Now, I don't know about you folks but that sure seems like a non sequitur to me! I know for a fact that no mere sinner is God: they are mutual exclusives. So it follows that people can only affect the environment if they are God.

    Ipso facto.

    I'd love to see an atheist challenge that logic and not have it immediately rejected by any decent good Chistian: FACT!

    It's so telling when atheists go on about facts but as soon as one compromises their foolish religion of Godlessness they go running to the Hills saying it's not fair as if the have monopoly on disseminating opinions.

    Because that's all the so called scientists have: wih all their set squares and their Bunsen burners they are philosophically incapable of proving anything.

    Telling indeed.

    God bless
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      Re: If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man-made "global warming".

      Will someone please shout AMEN!?

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man-made "global warming".

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Will someone please shout AMEN!?

        AMEN! I agree with the hustler!

        SHOUT GLORY!
        Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
        Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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          Re: If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man-made "global warming".

          Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
          AMEN! I agree with the hustler!

          SHOUT GLORY!
          The young woman is indeed filled with the Holy Spirit.

          The Bible (KJV1611) tells us of God's covenant after the great flood that He will never again flood the earth.

          The global warming alarmists are simply wrong according to scripture. The predictions of the polar ice caps melting and flooding the earth simply won't happen.

          And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

          While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

          - Genesis 8:21-22
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #6
            Re: If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man-made "global warming".

            The environment is doing JUST FINE. It's absurd to hear the ecoterrorists talk about rising sea levels, haven't they seen the Aral sea in the God-fearing, free-market, pro-America land of Uzbekistan:


            Freedom on the march: Aral Sea, 1989 (left), 2008 (right).
            See, if you want to solve rising sea levels, just use Uzbekistani/Republican policy, until all those pesky oceans are drained (the resulting salt flats will be AWESOME for driving on).
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