[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

Most definitely, fellow True Christian(tm) Pat Robertson. I met Pat in the mid-70's and we've been good friends ever since. He's also a very wise man and I look up to him with much respect.

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." – [Regarding the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010]"

[Jedediah]

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I viewed Chuck Norris with suspicion for the longest time - considering his affiliation with slant fighting and such - but I realized he was indeed a True Christian™ when:

(a) He began writing his regular column for World Net Daily in 2006, where he enunciates Real American™ ideals from the Heartland;

(b) He lent his support to Rev. Gov. Mike Huckabee - our current best bet for enacting Biblical Law in America - during his run for President of the USA in 2007 and 2008;



(c) He and his help-meet made the following appearance on the 700 Club with Pat Robertson, where they discuss the Fair Tax, homeschooling their children, the Culture War, border security, tough love, and faith-based episodes of Walker Texas Ranger:

(d) He filmed the following infomercial advocating Bible-Based Curriculum in public schools:

(e) He gave the commencement address at Liberty University in 2008, where he discusses being "Hot for the LORD."

When you consider these incidences along with his guest-hosting for Sean Hannity, his appearances on TBN's "Praise the LORD", and his criticism of the queers in California for trying to undermine democracy, it is obvious that Chuck Norris is indeed a True Christian™ who will join us in Heaven for all eternity.

[TC Patriot]

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Victoria Jackson is a shoe in along with Michelle Bachman, Sharon Angle, and of course Sister Sarah.

[Forest Spirit]

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I truly believe that I will get to meet Ronnie James Dio when I go to heaven

[TC Patriot]

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I truly believe that I will get to meet Ronnie James Dio when I go to HELL!

I took the liberty of fixing your typo.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I sooo hope the handsome, Stephen Baldwin is there with his strong faith in JESUS and his baby blue eyes.

http://www.pr.com/article/1051

snippet:

Stephen Baldwin: Right. Let me respond to that by saying this. According to what I believe, which is found in the bible, and obviously the chasm between the Jew and the Christian is pretty significant. Understand, I say what I'm saying now only as a messenger, so to speak. And I say that loosely. If what I believe is true, that Jesus was the messiah, and if I believe that my faith is true, then every word in the bible's true, and if all that's true…and again, if it's true, Jesus is the only way and really what's become…the part of the purpose of the book for me is, God and my experience that I'm having in my faith. I really feel God speaking to me, and I don't mean I'm hearing some audible voice. I just mean in my spirit I feel God saying, "Stephen, you're a radical dude. Go be a radical for me, but don't sugar coat it. A lot of the Christian movement today is going to speak to whoever doesn't believe. Doesn't matter…Jew, Buddhist, Kabbalah…whatever it is. But these Christians today, they're kind of watering down what it's supposed to be all about. You're supposed to lovingly, gently, as heartfelt and warmly as you can in most cases…and in some cases there's quite confrontational moments that I have with people. I just say, "Look. Don't shoot the messenger." I'm just saying that based on what I believe this is what God says is the truth. It wasn't until I personally started to embark on the experience that I came to believe that it was true and real. It's very interesting that you say, "I felt kind of left out." That's the point. I want you to feel left out. I want you to feel like you're missing something, because if what God is telling me about my faith and my experience is true, then you are missing something.

~~~~swoon~~~~

[Jedediah]

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Stephen Baldwin is truly an inspiration to us all. He has undergone much persecution and mockery because of his Christian beliefs, and the LORD has chosen to bless him through the good people at http://www.restorestephenbaldwin.org. Outside of tithing to Landover Baptist Church, I can think of few worthier causes.

[Petal]

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Mrs.Jan Crouch gonna go to heavens, an whens she get her angel wings they gonna be all pinks, it true

this here videos be all abouts them sattellite technolologys, an how them technolologys be real good cuz Mrs.Crouch's bootiful face an hair an eyelashs be zippity-zappin all over the whole entire worlds, she be travellin in them outer spaces! an that mean she kinda already be up in them heavens, yay!

[Brother Barnabus]

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Mrs.Jan Crouch gonna go to heavens, an whens she get her angel wings they gonna be all pinks, it true

this here videos be all abouts them sattellite technolologys, an how them technolologys be real good cuz Mrs.Crouch's bootiful face an hair an eyelashs be zippity-zappin all over the whole entire worlds, she be travellin in them outer spaces! an that mean she kinda already be up in them heavens, yay!

How about a warning Petal. I just had breakfast and now it isn't sitting very well......Mercy..... I hope I wind up on the side of Heaven where Jan Crouch isn't. She looks like she's running for the presidency of the Hookers for Jesus Club.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Stephen Baldwin is truly an inspiration to us all. He has undergone much persecution and mockery because of his Christian beliefs, and the LORD has chosen to bless him through the good people at http://www.restorestephenbaldwin.org. Outside of tithing to Landover Baptist Church, I can think of few worthier causes.

Thank you for bringing that to my attention Brother. I think I will donate a few million today! After all, GOD will get all the glory.

Bless you and Bless Brother Baldwin.

[David Ben Ahzea]

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Well, we won't be meeting Tony Blair. I had high hopes of him, and I am sure President Bush did too - but what a disappointment. Not only did he convert to catlicism, but he set up some kind of interfaith foundation and wants joos and mooslims to take over the Holy Land together. He's hellbound for sure.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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I viewed Chuck Norris with suspicion for the longest time - considering his affiliation with slant fighting and such - but I realized he was indeed a True Christian™

What about those hideous "Chuck Norris jokes" plaguing our country? I heard an especially blasphemous one that went like this:

"Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris walks on Jesus."

That's terrible and satanic!

[F. Nietzsche]

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Most definitely, fellow True Christian™ Pat Robertson. I met Pat in the mid-70's and we've been good friends ever since. He's also a very wise man and I look up to him with much respect.

Do any business with his good friend Mr. Taylor yourself, Reverend? Perhaps an evangelization campaign in Liberia's diamond fields?

[Larry Lee]

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This wonderful thread truly is a blessing to the Body of Christ!

And speaking of blessings... Anyone who's as mightily blessed as Mr. Dick Cheney is most assuredly going to heaven.

[Levi Jones]

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In tragic news today, one of God's own elect quarterbacks died today.

Dandy Don Meridith quarterback for was the Dallas Cowboys quarterback for eight years. He was known for his electrifying style of passing and bringing a smile to God's face every time he would beat the Redskins.

We will miss you, Marlboro man.