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Default Homo-promos even teaching WORMS gayness! - 10-25-2007, 08:41 PM

Recruiting your children just isn't enough for these sick freaks! They want EVERYTHING to be gay! EVERYTHING!

http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2...ttraction.html

A team of American biologists was able to genetically alter tiny worms to make them attracted to worms of the same sex, a finding they said provides evidence that sexual orientation is wired in the creatures' nervous system.

The study by University of Utah researchers, published online on Thursday in the scientific journal Current Biology, looked at tiny soil worms called nematodes, or C. elegans, most of which are hermaphrodites that can reproduce by themselves.

One in 500 nematodes develops into a male, however, and these males are attracted to the pheromones of the hermaphrodites. The researchers at the University of Utah thought that this attraction was due to physical changes during the development of the worms that are unique to the males of the species.

Instead, they found that when certain genes found in the neural network and common to both males and hermaphrodites were altered in hermaphrodites, it made the hermaphrodites seek out other hermaphrodites, even though they possessed none of the other physical characteristics of the males.

"The conclusion is that sexual attraction is wired into brain circuits common to both sexes of worms, and is not caused solely by extra nerve cells added to the male or female brain," said laboratory leader and University of Utah biology professor Erik Jorgensen in a statement.

The researchers cautioned that while the results hold true for worms, "our conclusions are narrow in that they are about worms and how attraction behaviours are derived from the same brain circuit.

(I don't get the following part: are they saying that evolutionists are sexually attracted to worms? Because that would explain a lot.)

"But an evolutionary biologist will consider this to be a potentially common mechanism for sexual attraction," said Jorgensen, who also acts as an investigator with the Howard Hughes Medical Institute.

Previous research published in Science in 2003 showed that the worms start out as hermaphrodites when in the larval stage. When there was an abundance of food, some of the XX chromosome hermaphrodites would shed an X chromosome and become male.

Scientists often use C. elegans as a research model because it is easier to study biological processes in the microscopic worms, which mature in days.

Okay, that confirms it: evoluntionists get turned on by gay pubescent worms. Since worms can't be expected to survive a sexual encounter with a full-grown human, they need a lot of replacement lovers, so they choose a kind of worm that hits puberty fast.


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Default Re: Homo-promos even teaching WORMS gayness! - 10-25-2007, 08:59 PM

It's quite clear what their agenda is. Everybody knows that worms poo-poo the soil that God used to create humans. When the worms become wiped out from being turned homosecular, then.....well you get the picture.


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Default Re: Homo-promos even teaching WORMS gayness! - 10-25-2007, 09:02 PM

My GOD! It's that Righteous Brother GREEN again!

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It's quite clear what their agenda is. Everybody knows that worms poo-poo the soil that God used to create humans. When the worms become wiped out from being turned homosecular, then.....well you get the picture.
Also, as the Godly Brother Bobby-Joe has pointed out, the fact that worms live in the mud disproves evolution. If worms die out from gayness and sodomy, the "old-earth" historical revisionists can start claiming that worms never lived in mud at all, and the Dawkins delusion will start seeming a little less implausible. Scary stuff.


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Sweet JESUS, now there's that good Brother Temperance!!!

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Hey, Boys! You both want to come over? Many bladed apples for ALL the little Sinners, I say!!!
I would, but I'm too worried that the scientists may be working on a way of turning God's cutest little critter, the harmless eyelash mite, homer. Can you imagine a tiny eyelash mite behaving like a friend of Dorothy's? It just doesn't bear thinking about.


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Default Re: Homo-promos even teaching WORMS gayness! - 10-25-2007, 09:14 PM

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If you don't mind me correcting you, but your female brain has gotten a little fuddled for it appears you have forgotten that if we put razor blades in the apples, we will have sue-happy dumbocrats knocking at the church gates in no time! Permit me to bring over something a little more acquittable ....



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Default Re: Homo-promos even teaching WORMS gayness! - 10-25-2007, 09:27 PM

Well now, if they can turn the nematodes Gay, God might get good and mad and strike them all down with a nematode version of AIDS. That would be good news for tobacco farmers like Brother Marshall.

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Homerism isn't genetic. Nothing is:

Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

Maybe the scientists implanted tiny demons of homerism into those worms.


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Any idea if this worm obsession is related to the Buddhist worm-worshipping cult of Tibet? There's a scene in "7 years in Tibet" where the Dalai Llama and his henchemen can't even dig a hole in the ground without first gently moving their sacred worms out of the dirt. Since the Dalai Llama is basically a pope, gay sex has to be involved somehow.

This is all very disturbing. I'll never go fishing again. (Grenade-fishing is still okay, because it doesn't involve worms).


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Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

Maybe the scientists implanted tiny demons of homerism into those worms.
So in other words, fags may be fags because their parents watched homosexuals fornicate when they themselves fornicated?

Well, it is a new and interesting theory, and we will have to look into it..
This might actually hold the key to explaining several "birth defects" too..


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Caterpillars turn into butterflies, so they must be gay, too.


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Default Re: Homo-promos even teaching WORMS gayness! - 10-26-2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
Well now, if they can turn the nematodes Gay, God might get good and mad and strike them all down with a nematode version of AIDS. That would be good news for tobacco farmers like Brother Marshall.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
You're actually on to something, Pastor Billy-R. The nematode worm they're talking about -- Caenorhabditis elegans -- has been used by scientitians for many years as a so-called "model-system" for understanding how God created life. In the worm's case, God made it so very small that geeky scientitians can count all the worm's cells and name them (sort of like Adam in the garden, naming the animals). Well, Praise the Lord, because the scientitians found out that some of the worm's cells naturally up and die for no reason at all. Which the scientitians call "programmed death"

I don't think we should be too quick to judge the scientitians who have created the homer worms. I have a hunch that the next phase of their research will involve linking homerism to programmed death

In no time at all, the scientitian's worm research will give us a pill that:

* Homers can take, to set in motion the body's natural biological processes for "curing" homerism, permanently.

* Pregnant women can take, to "fix" any unfortunate anomaly that might be present in their precious developing foetus.

* All the rest of us can take, just to "ensure" that we're straight with God.

I think you'll agree with me, this is exactly the kind of research that God wants scientitians to be working on. BUT is this the kind of research that the National Institutes of Health supports with multi-million dollar grants? sadly, no.


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