My maid has suffered some (completely unrelated to her recent diciplining) injuries, so I had to do the grocery shopping by myself. When I came to the frozen juice section, I found a product called "Fruitopia":
![](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/39/Fruitopia.jpg)
The psychadelic imagery, utopian name, and healthy-sounding details show that this product is bought by democrats.
As for the actual product, it's made the megacorporation Coca-Cola (which liberals hate), it's got no health value, in fact, it has just as much sugar as Coke does (which liberals hate). And how drinking it makes the world better? It doesn't even bother trying to explain.
Yet liberals drink it down. Forget kool-aid drinkers, they're fruitopia drinkers.
You can take any piece of garbage, put liberal tribal totems on it, and the liberals will buy it, and consider themselves better than you because they bought it.
Forget calling the Democrats. Call them Fruitopians.
![](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/39/Fruitopia.jpg)
The psychadelic imagery, utopian name, and healthy-sounding details show that this product is bought by democrats.
As for the actual product, it's made the megacorporation Coca-Cola (which liberals hate), it's got no health value, in fact, it has just as much sugar as Coke does (which liberals hate). And how drinking it makes the world better? It doesn't even bother trying to explain.
Yet liberals drink it down. Forget kool-aid drinkers, they're fruitopia drinkers.
You can take any piece of garbage, put liberal tribal totems on it, and the liberals will buy it, and consider themselves better than you because they bought it.
Forget calling the Democrats. Call them Fruitopians.
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