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  • #1

    Valentine's Day

    Hello.

    Valentine's Day, in my opinion, is a con. Why should you need an excuse to show love for one another?

    Of course, I do take part in the celebrations and clichés.

    What did everyone here do?
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    Re: Valentine's Day

    Originally posted by meticadpa View Post
    Hello.

    Valentine's Day, in my opinion, is a con. Why should you need an excuse to show love for one another?

    Of course, I do take part in the celebrations and clichés.

    What did everyone here do?
    Son, didn't you come here looking for serious help? Now I find you in the Valentines section, 10 months before the holiday occur?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Valentine's Day

      Originally posted by meticadpa View Post
      What did everyone here do?
      Nothing, it made my wife a little sad but I am sure she understood.
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      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: Valentine's Day

        I asked what "did" everyone do. As in what DID you do for Valentine's Day...

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        • #5
          Re: Valentine's Day

          Originally posted by meticadpa View Post
          I asked what "did" everyone do. As in what DID you do for Valentine's Day...
          Yes, I understood the question. And my answer was: nothing.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Valentine's Day

            I worked on a drainage ditch at the Church, my wife baked a pie. What has this to do with you being a sodomite? Did we miss something?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Valentine's Day

              Originally posted by meticadpa View Post
              I asked what "did" everyone do. As in what DID you do for Valentine's Day...
              I read Leviticus the entire day.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • #8
                Re: Valentine's Day

                It's a monday so I'll work late then go home and listen to the Smiths. If it was on the weekend I'd definitely get drunk and text hate messages to my ex, haha.

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                • #9
                  Re: Valentine's Day

                  Originally posted by Fatimah View Post
                  It's a monday so I'll work late then go home and listen to the Smiths. If it was on the weekend I'd definitely get drunk and text hate messages to my ex, haha.
                  You don't sound like a very pleasant person.
                  2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Valentine's Day

                    I will probably be weeping.

                    That's not a Valentine's Day exclusive, really.
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • #11
                      Re: Valentine's Day

                      Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                      I will probably be weeping.

                      That's not a Valentine's Day exclusive, really.

                      In my sordid drunken past we always misunderstood it as Ballantine's day. The horrible consequences can be inferred. It also explains the causes of more than a few Anglo-Scottish wars of the past.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Valentine's Day

                        Valentines day is usual same old same old for me. Probably spoil myself to something good like McDonalds premium menu Angus burger. Live a little high class. Take it home turn on the TV or maybe surf the internet.

                        But what is real fun and ive been doing this for the past severel years now is in the days up coming to valentines day i get out a phone book and i look for all the merried couples in there. I then call them up. If a woman answers I just hang up. But If a man answers, I ask for his wife by name.

                        Man: "Hello?"
                        Me: "Hey is Joan there?"
                        Man: "Who is this?"
                        Me: [uncomfortable pause] "Wait, are you her husband?"
                        Man: "Yea! What do you want with her???"
                        Me: "Oh. Oh shit." [click]

                        unfortunately i wont be there to witness the fun that I created.

                        You can also do it with voice mail messages those are real fun. It goes to voice mail. "Hey Suzie its me John, just wanted to know if you can get your husband out of town for valentines day. i found a nice private cabin in the mountains we can go for some sizzling romance. give me a call. I LOVE YOU!"

                        Now just keep doing these calls over and over. Its real funny because you know the husband is going to be real pissed and probably scream and maybe beat the hell out of his "cheating" wife but shes really innocent. LOL I wonder how many divorces I caused?


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                        • #13
                          Re: Valentine's Day

                          Westminster is on Valentines day.


                          One day New York, one day........
                          Drama queen

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                          • #14
                            Re: Valentine's Day

                            Last week I almost bought my Fiance my first ever Valentines card

                            I've researched about what women want from future husbands and seen something about a "Clitoris". I checked ebay and they didn't have any

                            The card said it was made in Isreal on the rear so I scrunched it up and put it back anyway. My wife will still praise me when i don't supply her with Clitorises and Joo cards every year.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Valentine's Day

                              Originally posted by Jislord View Post
                              Last week I almost bought my Fiance my first ever Valentines card

                              I've researched about what women want from future husbands and seen something about a "Clitoris". I checked ebay and they didn't have any

                              The card said it was made in Isreal on the rear so I scrunched it up and put it back anyway. My wife will still praise me when i don't supply her with Clitorises and Joo cards every year.
                              What women want? Don't allow yourself to become indoctrinated brother! Valentine's Day in itself is a joke of a 'Holiday' but don't forget that you are the MAN! She is meant to please YOU, not the other way around.

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