Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

Rev. M. Rodimer

Tonight, Missouri has passed its "Right to Pray" amendment!

By a 7-to-1 margin!!

This means that no longer will Christian students be subjected to sex education "how to" courses, or "evolutionary biology", or "geology/earth sciences" nonsense. No longer will they even have to sit through comparative religion classes or false, secularized revisionist history in social studies!

They just need to raise a hand, say, "I'm sorry, Ms. Liberalatheistmuslim, but that filth you're spewing is offensive to my religious beliefs," and they can head on out to recess!

I can hardly contain my joy.

To think, those anti-American hate groups like Americans United for Separation of Church and State thought Missourians would vote against this.

Mary Etheldreda

Oh Praise Jesus!

This is the next best thing to homeschooling! Children should be safe from the indoctrination of the Liberal Media and Gay Agenda!

Pastor Isaac Peters

Shout glory! I just pray that unelected liberal activist judges won't legislate from the bench to extend the protections of this amendment to mooselimbs or even false Christian cultists. Our freedom from false religions is every bit as important as our freedom to practice True Christianity™.

Rev. M. Rodimer

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Shout glory! I just pray that unelected liberal activist judges won't legislate from the bench to extend the protections of this amendment to mooselimbs or even false Christian cultists. Our freedom from false religions is every bit as important as our freedom to practice True Christianity™.

Well said, Brother!

I, too, am concerned that Wiccans and Hindus will start spewing their false creation stories in science classes, demanding that they be "respected" for incredible fairy tales.

~~TinaSantafe, whore~~

Does this mean that if I belong to a church that thinks algebra or English are evil, I would get to skip the class? So, if I have algebra for my first class but it's against my religion, would I just get an extra hour of sleep out of it?

Mary Etheldreda

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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe

Does this mean that if I belong to a church that thinks algebra or English are evil, I would get to skip the class? So, if I have algebra for my first class but it's against my religion, would I just get an extra hour of sleep out of it?

Made-up religions don't count, only real ones and that includes Christianity only.

Godfly

Finally a victory for Christian civil rights! This is better than any civil rights movement in the past because it gives rights to everyone and not just to black people.

Bobby-Joe

After the years of abuse we Christians have taken from minorities like blacks, atheists, Mexicans, women and poor people it's about time we started fighting back!

Missouri has drawn a line in the sand and said no more! You can not corrupt our children with your strange ideas about atomic theory and trigonometry.

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Praise Jesus! As a Christian scientist, this is something I have worked long and hard for. For far too long, our children have been forced into the liberal machine known as public school's science class.

Now, not to be a negative Nancy, but let us not get too far ahead of ourselves: there is still an uphill battle to be fought to get Creationism taught exclusively in public schools. Let us use this energy to carry on and to bring Jesus back to the classroom where He belongs! Think of the children: growing up believing in a load of nonsensical hooey instead of understanding that God created them out of dust and breathed life into them!

Pastor Ezekiel

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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe

Does this mean that if I belong to a church that thinks algebra or English are evil, I would get to skip the class? So, if I have algebra for my first class but it's against my religion, would I just get an extra hour of sleep out of it?

What kind of a church would allow whores inside?

Rev. M. Rodimer

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

What kind of a church would allow whores inside?

Don't the Catholics have those "Sisters of Incestual Repugnance" or something like that?

~~TinaSantafe, whore~~

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

What kind of a church would allow whores inside?

Quite a few. In fact, I have a friend who asked me to help out down at his church. In fact, the only holy building I know of that outright forbids anyone from entering would be Mormon temples, but even without the temple recommend that you need to enter the temple, you can still go to the church.

Godfly

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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe

Quite a few. In fact, I have a friend who asked me to help out down at his church. In fact, the only holy building I know of that outright forbids anyone from entering would be Mormon temples, but even without the temple recommend that you need to enter the temple, you can still go to the church.

Pastor was talking about real churches honey.

~~TinaSantafe, whore~~

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Originally Posted by Godfly

Pastor was talking about real churches honey.

Well, if we're specifically excluding Mormon temples, yeah, I honestly don't know of any churches that won't let me come in. Although, I do know someone who was thrown out of a Unitarian church; not really sure why. And I know other people who have been caught having sex in a church, which does sound kinda kinky.

Born Again Bob

Dear Friend,

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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore

Although, I do know someone who was thrown out of a Unitarian church; not really sure why.

That can only be a badge of honor. "Get punched in the face by a Unitarian while evangelizing" is on my bucket list.

Yours in Him,
bab

Pastor Ezekiel

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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore

I honestly don't know of any churches that won't let me come in.

I know of one that won't.

Pastor Isaac Peters

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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

That can only be a badge of honor. "Get punched in the face by a Unitarian while evangelizing" is on my bucket list.

I'm sure it will happen, Brother. Liberals are always the most hateful and intolerant.

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Does one get double-points if they can be punched in the face while preaching at a Buddhist temple? They're supposed to be all peaceful, but let me tell you: that Brother Harry can hit people's nerves with his preaching. The man hits you like the fist of God! I remember one time at a peaceful Mennonite retreat when he strode in with a Bible and started singing "We Shall Gather at the River". After about the 4th bearded young man whom he told was going to Hell, the whole lot of them started pushing and shoving him until poor Harry was all turned about and lost.