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    Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

    Tonight, Missouri has passed its "Right to Pray" amendment!

    By a 7-to-1 margin!!

    This means that no longer will Christian students be subjected to sex education "how to" courses, or "evolutionary biology", or "geology/earth sciences" nonsense. No longer will they even have to sit through comparative religion classes or false, secularized revisionist history in social studies!

    They just need to raise a hand, say, "I'm sorry, Ms. Liberalatheistmuslim, but that filth you're spewing is offensive to my religious beliefs," and they can head on out to recess!

    I can hardly contain my joy.

    To think, those anti-American hate groups like Americans United for Separation of Church and State thought Missourians would vote against this.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
    Tags: defending freedom, missouri, persecution of christians
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    Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

    Oh Praise Jesus!

    This is the next best thing to homeschooling! Children should be safe from the indoctrination of the Liberal Media and Gay Agenda!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

      Shout glory! I just pray that unelected liberal activist judges won't legislate from the bench to extend the protections of this amendment to mooselimbs or even false Christian cultists. Our freedom from false religions is every bit as important as our freedom to practice True Christianity™.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • #4
        Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Shout glory! I just pray that unelected liberal activist judges won't legislate from the bench to extend the protections of this amendment to mooselimbs or even false Christian cultists. Our freedom from false religions is every bit as important as our freedom to practice True Christianity™.
        Well said, Brother!

        I, too, am concerned that Wiccans and Hindus will start spewing their false creation stories in science classes, demanding that they be "respected" for incredible fairy tales.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

          Does this mean that if I belong to a church that thinks algebra or English are evil, I would get to skip the class? So, if I have algebra for my first class but it's against my religion, would I just get an extra hour of sleep out of it?

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          • #6
            Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

            Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
            Does this mean that if I belong to a church that thinks algebra or English are evil, I would get to skip the class? So, if I have algebra for my first class but it's against my religion, would I just get an extra hour of sleep out of it?
            Made-up religions don't count, only real ones and that includes Christianity only.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

              Finally a victory for Christian civil rights! This is better than any civil rights movement in the past because it gives rights to everyone and not just to black people.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • #8
                Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                After the years of abuse we Christians have taken from minorities like blacks, atheists, Mexicans, women and poor people it's about time we started fighting back!

                Missouri has drawn a line in the sand and said no more! You can not corrupt our children with your strange ideas about atomic theory and trigonometry.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #9
                  Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                  Praise Jesus! As a Christian scientist, this is something I have worked long and hard for. For far too long, our children have been forced into the liberal machine known as public school's science class.

                  Now, not to be a negative Nancy, but let us not get too far ahead of ourselves: there is still an uphill battle to be fought to get Creationism taught exclusively in public schools. Let us use this energy to carry on and to bring Jesus back to the classroom where He belongs! Think of the children: growing up believing in a load of nonsensical hooey instead of understanding that God created them out of dust and breathed life into them!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                    Does this mean that if I belong to a church that thinks algebra or English are evil, I would get to skip the class? So, if I have algebra for my first class but it's against my religion, would I just get an extra hour of sleep out of it?
                    What kind of a church would allow whores inside?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      What kind of a church would allow whores inside?
                      Don't the Catholics have those "Sisters of Incestual Repugnance" or something like that?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        What kind of a church would allow whores inside?
                        Quite a few. In fact, I have a friend who asked me to help out down at his church. In fact, the only holy building I know of that outright forbids anyone from entering would be Mormon temples, but even without the temple recommend that you need to enter the temple, you can still go to the church.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                          Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                          Quite a few. In fact, I have a friend who asked me to help out down at his church. In fact, the only holy building I know of that outright forbids anyone from entering would be Mormon temples, but even without the temple recommend that you need to enter the temple, you can still go to the church.
                          Pastor was talking about real churches honey.
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                            Pastor was talking about real churches honey.
                            Well, if we're specifically excluding Mormon temples, yeah, I honestly don't know of any churches that won't let me come in. Although, I do know someone who was thrown out of a Unitarian church; not really sure why. And I know other people who have been caught having sex in a church, which does sound kinda kinky.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Prayer answered, Missouri passes "Right to Pray" amendment!!

                              Dear Friend,

                              Originally posted by TinaSantafe, whore View Post
                              Although, I do know someone who was thrown out of a Unitarian church; not really sure why.
                              That can only be a badge of honor. "Get punched in the face by a Unitarian while evangelizing" is on my bucket list.

                              Yours in Him,
                              bab

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