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Happy Birthday, Mr. Putin
As we all know, the at-the-moment-Godliest president Mr. Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday recently, on October 5th 2015. As always, Landover Baptist Church representatives were there to worship Jesus and revere Mr. Putin for his achievements: spreading the Gospel of God to the former Commie Nations and gradually to other parts of the Earth, too; and getting the world to respect once more the Godly laws regarding Big Sodomy.
Isaiah 8:16
Bind up the testimony, seal the law among my disciples.
Mr. Putin's celebrations were magnificent. He's a man with extraordinary physical stamina, so he arranged an ice-hockey match in the Black Sea (this REALLY does not have anything to do with Hamites!) resort of Sochi.
This shows that Mr. Putin is not only pivotal in world politics but also always aims to the top when it comes to athletics. We're expecting to see the match of the millennium when Presidents Putin and Trump meet in the Olympic hockey finals in 2018 (in all friendship and brotherly rivalry, of course).
Gradually, the atheist/Jooish media is also recognizing the significance of Mr. Putin as the New Hope for Mankind. In addition to his victorious game, also magnificent fireworks were arranged to make this great day even better!
Psalms 11:6
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
Hebrews 4:12
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
Landover Baptist Church was there with a superb cake by courtesy of our True Christian™ ladies' inspiration.
After the fun and games it was time for business. Landover Baptist Delegation discussed important issues of world politics with Mr. Putin with some special deliveries and messages from Mr. Trump. We have now a preliminary agreement on the division of the European Nations between these two leaders, as Mr. Putin has graciously promised to annex, in addition to the former Commie Nations, also repulsive papist Mediterranean Countries, Scandinavia and the Germanic nations, while Mr. Trump will once again rule the British and Nether Regions. France is unfortunately disputed as no-on really seems to care for it. We are certain that all this will be resolved by the time Mr. Trump sits on the American Throne.
Genesis 10:5
By these were the isles of the Gentiles divided in their lands; every one after his tongue, after their families, in their nations.
The atmosphere was warm, welcoming and spectacular. The LBC Delegation Pastors asked everyone to join in prayer and worship of Jesus, who made possible these terrific festivities. Selected verses were also read by Mr. Putin himself in Slavonic but also in plain and only slightly accented American. A great day to the world and to Landover Baptist Church!
Isaiah 38:18
For the grave cannot praise thee, death can not celebrate thee: they that go down into the pit cannot hope for thy truth.
Such a manly and SENSITIVE man!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Isaiah 8:16
Bind up the testimony, seal the law among my disciples.
Mr. Putin's celebrations were magnificent. He's a man with extraordinary physical stamina, so he arranged an ice-hockey match in the Black Sea (this REALLY does not have anything to do with Hamites!) resort of Sochi.
The Russian leader showed off his skills in an arena used in the 2014 Winter Olympics, personally striking in seven shots [This is magnificent]. Cheered on by the crowd, his team, which included his defence minister Sergei Shoigu and a clutch of ex-NHL stars, won 15-10. The losing team included old friends of Putin, including some of the wealthiest businessmen in Russia.
The event was the latest of many to show Putin as physically fit and victorious.
The event was the latest of many to show Putin as physically fit and victorious.
Gradually, the atheist/Jooish media is also recognizing the significance of Mr. Putin as the New Hope for Mankind. In addition to his victorious game, also magnificent fireworks were arranged to make this great day even better!
It would be hard to imagine a more perfect birthday for Vladimir V. Putin, the president of Russia, who turned 63 on Wednesday.
After receiving a report from his defense minister that Russia had launched a major cruise missile strike on Syria — [
, sorry to intervene but it IS most appropriate] a move further confounding American policy in the Middle East — Mr. Putin celebrated his birthday by playing a game of hockey with N.H.L. veterans, and winning.
After receiving a report from his defense minister that Russia had launched a major cruise missile strike on Syria — [
, sorry to intervene but it IS most appropriate] a move further confounding American policy in the Middle East — Mr. Putin celebrated his birthday by playing a game of hockey with N.H.L. veterans, and winning.
Psalms 11:6
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
Elsewhere in Russia, the leader of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, rode with a pro-Kremlin motorcycle gang, the Night Wolves, to celebrate Mr. Putin’s birthday.
In the Chechen capital, Grozny, a soccer game was dedicated to the president’s birthday, and a huge banner unfurled on the field. It read: “The best president[this is, of course, the current situation soon to be remedied in the American elections]. Happy Birthday!”
In the Chechen capital, Grozny, a soccer game was dedicated to the president’s birthday, and a huge banner unfurled on the field. It read: “The best president[this is, of course, the current situation soon to be remedied in the American elections]. Happy Birthday!”
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
Landover Baptist Church was there with a superb cake by courtesy of our True Christian™ ladies' inspiration.
After the fun and games it was time for business. Landover Baptist Delegation discussed important issues of world politics with Mr. Putin with some special deliveries and messages from Mr. Trump. We have now a preliminary agreement on the division of the European Nations between these two leaders, as Mr. Putin has graciously promised to annex, in addition to the former Commie Nations, also repulsive papist Mediterranean Countries, Scandinavia and the Germanic nations, while Mr. Trump will once again rule the British and Nether Regions. France is unfortunately disputed as no-on really seems to care for it. We are certain that all this will be resolved by the time Mr. Trump sits on the American Throne.
Genesis 10:5
By these were the isles of the Gentiles divided in their lands; every one after his tongue, after their families, in their nations.
The atmosphere was warm, welcoming and spectacular. The LBC Delegation Pastors asked everyone to join in prayer and worship of Jesus, who made possible these terrific festivities. Selected verses were also read by Mr. Putin himself in Slavonic but also in plain and only slightly accented American. A great day to the world and to Landover Baptist Church!
Isaiah 38:18
For the grave cannot praise thee, death can not celebrate thee: they that go down into the pit cannot hope for thy truth.
Such a manly and SENSITIVE man!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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