[Benedict A. Davis]

Yes you can show your distaste for the mudslimes and their ''edicts'' and all you have to do is bring back the mullet, a small price to pay to spit in the face of an ayatollah.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...ans-the-mullet

Iran bans the mullet

Islamic republic aims to free itself of 'decadent' western hairstyles



An official describes appropriate hairstyles for men at a hairdressing show in Tehran. Photograph: Reuters Imagine a country where a man with a ponytail could have it cut off by the cops, as could one with a mullet, or one whose hair was slathered in gel, fancifully spiked, or simply too long. Repeat offenders would face stiff fines, while their barber-accomplices would have their shops closed.
It may sound like paradise, especially if your own crazy-haired days are behind you. It's actually the Islamic Republic of Iran, whose cultural ministry has just unveiled (although that's perhaps not the most appropriate word in this context) a list of approved hairstyles in an attempt to free the country of "decadent" western cuts.
Jaleh Khodayar, who's in charge of the government- backed Modesty and Veil Festival, explains that the styles "are inspired by Iranians' complexion, culture and religion, and Islamic law".
It's not all good news for fans of the short back and sides, however: 1980s-style floppy fringes are acceptable, as are quiffs. And, worryingly, there seems to be a lamentable softening of Iran's hard line on goatees.

[Levi Jones]

I thought I had read somewhere that the moonslimes were supposed to have a beard no matter what.

*Sigh* I guess another bastion of religious purity (even though it may be a hell bound one) goes down the drain of secularism.

[BelieverInGod]

So are these false Muslims? Because I really doubt there's anything in the Koran about mullets.

P.S. Canada had it first, we just called it hockey hair

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

So are these false Muslims? Because I really doubt there's anything in the Koran about mullets.

That shows what kind of book the Korean really is.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Dirk

That shows what kind of book the Korean really is.

Do you think there is a chapter called ''Proper hair care for the suicide bomber''? It is so hard to know with all that chicken scratches going on.

[Nobar King]

Leave it to those stupid Muslims to think that something silly like a hair cut is going to threaten their entire society.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

P.S. Canada had it first, we just called it hockey hair

In NZ, during the 1980's the mullet was very popular with women softball players; these ladies also wore a lot of purple, for some reason. However, none of them wore the style quite like Brother Deaner, who has a mullet second only to that culivated by JESUS.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers

In NZ, during the 1980's the mullet was very popular with women softball players; these ladies also wore a lot of purple, for some reason. However, none of them wore the style quite like Brother Deaner, who has a mullet second only to that culivated by JESUS.

Although I agree that it is nowhere near as perfect as Deaners 90/10 mullet, I must point out that Bobby Clarke wore one in the 70's. The difference was that it was called "hockey hair" because they wanted the long hair that was fashionable at the time without it falling into their face during game time.

[Lisa H]

Is the man demonstrating the haircuts wearing a toupee

[CyberYahweh]

An excellent prospect!

In addition to slapping the mudslimes, it also shows the likeness of one of God's favorite sons; Kirk Cameron:

Truly a warrior-poet for God.