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  • Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

    Yes you can show your distaste for the mudslimes and their ''edicts'' and all you have to do is bring back the mullet, a small price to pay to spit in the face of an ayatollah.

    Islamic republic aims to free itself of 'decadent' western hairstyles


    Iran bans the mullet

    Islamic republic aims to free itself of 'decadent' western hairstyles



    An official describes appropriate hairstyles for men at a hairdressing show in Tehran. Photograph: Reuters Imagine a country where a man with a ponytail could have it cut off by the cops, as could one with a mullet, or one whose hair was slathered in gel, fancifully spiked, or simply too long. Repeat offenders would face stiff fines, while their barber-accomplices would have their shops closed.
    It may sound like paradise, especially if your own crazy-haired days are behind you. It's actually the Islamic Republic of Iran, whose cultural ministry has just unveiled (although that's perhaps not the most appropriate word in this context) a list of approved hairstyles in an attempt to free the country of "decadent" western cuts.
    Jaleh Khodayar, who's in charge of the government- backed Modesty and Veil Festival, explains that the styles "are inspired by Iranians' complexion, culture and religion, and Islamic law".
    It's not all good news for fans of the short back and sides, however: 1980s-style floppy fringes are acceptable, as are quiffs. And, worryingly, there seems to be a lamentable softening of Iran's hard line on goatees.
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    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.


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    Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

    I thought I had read somewhere that the moonslimes were supposed to have a beard no matter what.

    *Sigh* I guess another bastion of religious purity (even though it may be a hell bound one) goes down the drain of secularism.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • #3
      Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

      So are these false Muslims? Because I really doubt there's anything in the Koran about mullets.

      P.S. Canada had it first, we just called it hockey hair
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      • #4
        Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        So are these false Muslims? Because I really doubt there's anything in the Koran about mullets.
        That shows what kind of book the Korean really is.

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          Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

          Originally posted by Dirk View Post
          That shows what kind of book the Korean really is.
          Do you think there is a chapter called ''Proper hair care for the suicide bomber''? It is so hard to know with all that chicken scratches going on.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • #6
            Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

            Leave it to those stupid Muslims to think that something silly like a hair cut is going to threaten their entire society.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              P.S. Canada had it first, we just called it hockey hair
              In NZ, during the 1980's the mullet was very popular with women softball players; these ladies also wore a lot of purple, for some reason. However, none of them wore the style quite like Brother Deaner, who has a mullet second only to that culivated by JESUS.
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              • #8
                Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                In NZ, during the 1980's the mullet was very popular with women softball players; these ladies also wore a lot of purple, for some reason. However, none of them wore the style quite like Brother Deaner, who has a mullet second only to that culivated by JESUS.


                Although I agree that it is nowhere near as perfect as Deaners 90/10 mullet, I must point out that Bobby Clarke wore one in the 70's. The difference was that it was called "hockey hair" because they wanted the long hair that was fashionable at the time without it falling into their face during game time.

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                • #9
                  Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

                  Is the man demonstrating the haircuts wearing a toupee
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Take a strike against mudslimes, grow a mullet!

                    An excellent prospect!

                    In addition to slapping the mudslimes, it also shows the likeness of one of God's favorite sons; Kirk Cameron:

                    Truly a warrior-poet for God.
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