[Jtkode]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Son, the things that you "don't get" could fill a dozen football stadiums. This is a Christian forum. Our policy is clearly stated: Unsaved NOT Welcome!

Errrrr see Mr. Ezekiel, I think that there are things that you don't get as well, but I don't care, I just want to understand and hear how you are living. And ok sorry I'm unsaved, but really I cant try and understand you guys?

With all due respect,

Jozef

P.S. R U MARRIEEEDDD?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

P.S. R U MARRIEEEDDD?

No, I do not want to commit sodomy with you.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your religious background, and how you came to hate Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Jtkode]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

No, I do not want to commit sodomy with you.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your religious background, and how you came to hate Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I'm not asking you to commit sodomy with me I have a boyfriend... and I don't cheat! Thanks for that introduction thing, I will post, really thats nice of you , didn't know you could be nice to outsiders Eze, you made my day, and I've already looked at that topic, I really hope I didn't make an ass out of myself though? I have tried to be as respectable as I could.

[deltablues2]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Leap Frog is the gayest of the gay sports. Especially when performed in the nude like those faggy Romans used to do.

[AllIWantIsLove]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Ice Skating, Swimming (of course!), Wrestling, Tennis, and especially European "Football" AKA Soccer! Did I miss any???

O.O SWIMMING?! Tennis?! Ice Skating?! SOCCER?! I can understand Wrestling... But anywho; how?! Why?!

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Forgive me if I missed it, and someone already named the most gaytarded sport of all time, but I'd like to add handball to this list. Seriously, we are talking about a sport that makes out with other sports and spends a lot of time caring about how its "friends" dress.

[MisterM]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

You nailed it Bill, handball is one of the gayest sports ever. Check the name of the goaling team here...Cocks!!!!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

How about Thai boxing?

Thai Boxing is Liberace gay.

No wonder it is so popular in Bangcock.

[MisterM]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Thai Boxing is Liberace gay.

No wonder it is so popular in Bangcock.

Oh **it, thats it. No more that then. I go for more traditional muay boran where queers and women are not allowed.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Thoughts about baseball? Surely America's favorite past time can in no way be considered homosexual. However, I have to admit I am ignorant here as to what the Christian community thinks of it. I'm going to go out on a limb and admit that I have purchased the ability to watch games on the computer machine here (since we live in Scandinavia and they only have old Dallas re-runs on TV). I did this so as to be able to bring up the boys with what I consider to be a "good, clean and manly sport". I like to think I am doing them a service by teaching them about sacrifice, teamwork, and ethics through this medium. Should I cancel my subscription or is baseball ok?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Thoughts about baseball? ...is baseball ok?

Technically, there's nothing wrong with baseball, but use your True Christian™ discernment for a minute (you are a Bible-believing True Christian™, aren't you?)... So, let's pray on this. Who plays baseball, in addition to God's anointed Americans? I'll tell you who: dusky Puerto Ricans and Latin Americans And the Nippers, who God Himself is working so very hard these days to purge from His creation If I was you, I don't think this is the time to go overboard and get an imported Mizuno Pro GMP63 Fielder's Glove for each of your sons.

You'd do better to stick to the basics: Speedway motorcycle racing. That's a Godly sport a boy can learn from.

Also, I'm assuming you're protecting your sons from the wooden throwing stick game the Eskimos play in your part of the world.

[notBignotBlacknotGayGuy]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

You people are fucked up. Notice when you sign up, that it says PLEASE DO NOT POST ANYTHING OFFENSIVE OR HATEFUL. And no, I'm not black, or homosexual. And I made this, to tell you, YOU ARE THE MOST FUCKED UP PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!! NOT ANYONE ELSE!!! You sick racist homophobic sexist fucks. You should go fucking kill yourselves. "Gay sports"? How about just "sports". "Landover Baptist Church"? More like "Racist Homophobes Going To Hell".

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Technically, there's nothing wrong with baseball, but use your True Christian™ discernment for a minute (you are a Bible-believing True Christian™, aren't you?)... So, let's pray on this. Who plays baseball, in addition to God's anointed Americans? I'll tell you who: dusky Puerto Ricans and Latin Americans And the Nippers, who God Himself is working so very hard these days to purge from His creation If I was you, I don't think this is the time to go overboard and get an imported Mizuno Pro GMP63 Fielder's Glove for each of your sons.

It has been my experience that the only reason that the Nippers, Puerto Ricans and Latin Americans (especially Cuba) play baseball is because they are trying to emulate true Americans and looking for an "easy in" to become something they could never become in their home country. Namely: successful.

My wife has actually made the boys their first gloves. She is good with leather crafting and I think her Christian touch (cross stitching) really adds to their appearance.

You'd do better to stick to the basics: Speedway motorcycle racing. That's a Godly sport a boy can learn from.

Unfortunately this is one of the Sindanavian's heathen recreations, one that many gamble on, and something I cannot allow my boys to adhere to.

Also, I'm assuming you're protecting your sons from the wooden throwing stick game the Eskimos play in your part of the world.

Yes, "kubb" as it is called amongst the pagans, is something that I will not let my boys participate in. Many a time they have come to me and said, "Daddy, we've been invited to a summer lawn party at our friends' and we are going to play kubb and drink saft!", and I've been forced to keep them focused on their KJV studies rather than allow them to participate in such things. They'll thank me for it later.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Unfortunately this is one of the Sindanavian's heathen recreations, one that many gamble on, and something I cannot allow my boys to adhere to.

The Lord can use all things to His Glory. I think, with your Godly supervision, even speedway could be turned to True Christian(tm) purposes. I hope you'll consider it.

[notBignotBlacknotGayGuy]

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

Oooh, a Godly warning, good job. But you don't understand how crude you're being, And to Bob4God; Go, create another account, and read the terms of your account. And try not to be a homophobic racist, leave these people. They're sick.