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  • #1

    The BOY Pope !!

    I ran across this little bit of information today:

    "In 1032, Count Alberic III paid a fortune to keep the job (papacy) in the family. Who better to fill the vacancy than his own son, Theophylactus? Raoul Glaber, a monk from Cluny, reports that at his election in October of 1032 his Holiness was eleven years old. . .
    It was an odd spectacle: a boy not yet in his teens, his voice not yet broken, was chief legislator and ruler of the Catholic church, called upon to wear the tiara, celebrate high mass in St Peter's, grant livings, appoint bishops and excommunicate heretics. His Holiness's exploits with the ladies prove that the boy-pope reached the age of puberty very early. By the time he was fourteen, a chronicler said, he had surpassed in profligacy and extravagance all who had preceded him. St. Peter Damian, a fine judge of sin, exclaimed: `That wretch, from the beginning of his pontificate to the end of his life, feasted on immorality.' Another observer wrote: `A demon from hell in the disguise of a priest has occupied the Chair of Peter'."

    Well...well..well...looks to me like it's been all down hill from there for the Cathylicks!!
    Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

    "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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  • #2
    Re: The BOY Pope !!

    Sounds like a perfectly normal teenager to me.
    Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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    • #3
      Re: The BOY Pope !!

      Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
      Sounds like a perfectly normal teenager to me.
      UNGODLY TEENAGER YOU MEAN?

      If he had been properly trained adn punished you would find him as a GOD FEARING RESPECTFUL (even if cat-a-lickly sinful) BRAT!

      REPENT young Daemon, your fight is futile for the LORD has set HIS EYES uppon you!

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      • #4
        Re: The BOY Pope !!

        Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
        Sounds like a perfectly normal teenager to me.
        The BOY was a HEATHEN BRAT that should have been taken out back to the woodshed for a good "correction" from the WHIP OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY!! Little DEMON heathen ABOMINATION! Most likely he was one of Satan's young homersexual TRAMPS!

        Now Dameon ACLUtard...obviously ya knows nothing 'bout "normal teenagers" cuz ya really thinks this little DEMON boy pope was normal. I pray to the LORD that you don't have any kids. Spare the rod, spoil the child Dameon. SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD!!

        Does ya know what happens when ya spoil the child, Dameon? That child becomes a HOMERSEXUAL!!
        Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

        "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

        "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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        • #5
          Re: The BOY Pope !!

          Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
          The BOY was a HEATHEN BRAT that should have been taken out back to the woodshed for a good "correction" from the WHIP OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY!! Little DEMON heathen ABOMINATION! Most likely he was one of Satan's young homersexual TRAMPS!

          Now Dameon ACLUtard...obviously ya knows nothing 'bout "normal teenagers" cuz ya really thinks this little DEMON boy pope was normal. I pray to the LORD that you don't have any kids. Spare the rod, spoil the child Dameon. SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD!!

          Does ya know what happens when ya spoil the child, Dameon? That child becomes a HOMERSEXUAL!!
          Haha. You can't make someone gay. What if you spoil a girl does she become a dyke? Or can you spoil girls?
          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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          • #6
            Re: The BOY Pope !!

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            Haha. You can't make someone gay. What if you spoil a girl does she become a dyke? Or can you spoil girls?
            They are already spoiled by the sin of Eve.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #7
              Re: The BOY Pope !!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              They are already spoiled by the sin of Eve.
              Adam is as much of a sinner as Eve, if Adam didn't want to he wouldn't have listened to Eve, then again maybe he just needed to wait until he had someone to pass the blame on to, or maybe he was just really in love. Hey, it's your fairy tale.
              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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              • #8
                Re: The BOY Pope !!

                Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                Adam is as much of a sinner as Eve, if Adam didn't want to he wouldn't have listened to Eve, then again maybe he just needed to wait until he had someone to pass the blame on to, or maybe he was just really in love. Hey, it's your fairy tale.
                DEMON the BIBLICAL story of ADAM (and that wench Eve....harlot tramp) is no fairy tale! It's the GOD ALMIGHTY TRUTH straight from the MOUTH of the LORD!! You bess TURN OF BURN and REPENT of you SINS!

                It was THAT WOMAN who listened to the SERPENT in the Garden and it was THAT WOMAN who ENTICED and TRICKED ADAM! Women today are STILL doin the SAME thing to MEN!! Course, you wouldn't knows that cuz you goes the other way I'm sure. BUT jist for you infirmation it NEVER was and NEVER will be....ADAM AND STEVIE!!

                PRAISE THE LORD!!
                Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

                "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                • #9
                  Re: The BOY Pope !!

                  CORRECTION Love...it WAS Adam and Stevie!! LOL make a note and read it twice, love.

                  Oh I expected nothing less of you but to fully blame Eve, Love. Seems that MEN are STILL not accepting responsibility for their OWN behavior and choices, love. Hmmmm??????????

                  Love & Light,
                  Twink
                  "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                  "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                  • #10
                    Re: The BOY Pope !!

                    Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                    CORRECTION Love...it WAS Adam and Stevie!! LOL make a note and read it twice, love.

                    Oh I expected nothing less of you but to fully blame Eve, Love. Seems that MEN are STILL not accepting responsibility for their OWN behavior and choices, love. Hmmmm??????????

                    Love & Light,
                    Twink
                    Friend,

                    How can Adam possibly be held responsible for what happened? Eve threaten to suffocate Adam in his sleep with her hairy thighs if he did eat of the apple. Everything that is wrong with the world is the woman's fault. It is there in The Bible.

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                    • #11
                      Re: The BOY Pope !!

                      Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                      CORRECTION Love...it WAS Adam and Stevie!! LOL make a note and read it twice, love.

                      Oh I expected nothing less of you but to fully blame Eve, Love. Seems that MEN are STILL not accepting responsibility for their OWN behavior and choices, love. Hmmmm??????????

                      Love & Light,
                      Twink
                      Oh don't worry, homer...you will be "accepting responsibility for your own behavior and choices" quite soon....When Jesus has you coughing up blood and kills you with AIDS for being a sodomite, you will regret ever having posted the filth you have in here. Your "humor" won't go over any better in satan's kingdom than it does here.

                      You WILL pay a price for spitting on the Holy Word of God and denying the Holy Spirit too. I would pity you, but Jesus tells me to go ahead and hate you, sissyboy. Enjoy hell, and merry Christmas.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: The BOY Pope !!

                        I was looking forward to this thread becoming a expose on the false religion know as Catholicism. But instead, the thread seems to have been hijacked by homers . . . just like the Catholic Church, hmmm.

                        Anyway, thank you, Brother Love, for the interesting bit of history.
                        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The BOY Pope !!

                          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                          I was looking forward to this thread becoming a expose on the false religion know as Catholicism.
                          Sorry to dissapoint. Nice tits btw. A picture from your breasts down would look great.
                          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                          • #14
                            Re: The BOY Pope !!

                            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                            Sorry to dissapoint. Nice tits btw. A picture from your breasts down would look great.
                            God Himself led you to that 'strikeout' key, Brother, after disRespecting so Godly a Senior Pastor as our Mother Glynndie.

                            Didn't you really mean to say, "Nice Tithes" - ?

                            Hey! Look, everybody! It's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: The BOY Pope !!

                              Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                              Didn't you really mean to say, "Nice Tithes" - ?
                              Tights maybe... fish nets would look great in her... very sexy.
                              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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