[Brother Temperance]

False Christian cult killed off by toilet worship

Originally Posted by Sindependent

Sometimes, the best survival instincts can be deadly. According to intriguing new research by an international team of Biblical scholars, the religious sect associated with the Dead Sea Scrolls may have been done in by its own scrupulous toilet habits.
The Essenes, who established an ascetic community at Qumran on the north-western shores of the Dead Sea, rejected the common Bedouin practice of relieving themselves in the open. Instead, they assigned a dumping ground about half a mile from their community and buried their waste there, believing the practice to be more hygienic.
All that effort, though, appears to have been counterproductive. The parasites and harmful bacteria associated with human waste would have been quickly killed off by the desert sun had they remained above ground. Once buried, they could survive and thrive, creating a toxic environment that infected members of the Essene sect as they walked to and from their toilet area. The parasites almost certainly bred in a special cistern used in religious cleansing ceremonies, providing a compelling reason for the early deaths of many Essenes.
"Some people might laugh, but it is terribly sad," one of the scholars, James Tabor of the University of North Carolina, told the Los Angeles Times. "They were so dedicated and had such a strenuous lifestyle, but they were probably lowering their life expectancy and ruining their health in an effort to do what is right." The toilet research conducted by Dr Tabor and his colleagues stemmed, curiously, from a much broader controversy over the authorship of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Several scholars have questioned whether the Essenes really wrote them, or even if they ever established a community at Qumran.
The toilet area is now an important piece of evidence linking the Qumran site to the Scrolls and thus belies recent theories that, for example, the Scrolls were hidden in the caves at Qumran by Jews from Jerusalem fleeing the oppression of Roman occupation.
The toilet also provides a compelling explanation for earlier research into the Qumran cemetery, which established that barely one in 20 bodies buried there had survived to the age of 40. Cemeteries from the same period excavated near Jericho have shown that, more typically, half the population would survive beyond 40.
"The graveyard at Qumran is the unhealthiest group I have ever studied in over 30 years," Dr Zias told the Times.
The Dead Sea Scrolls have been a constant source of fascination since their chance discovery by Bedouin tribesmen in 1947. They provide a rare, if not unique, insight into life and customs around the time of Jesus's life and death. They are also the only Biblical-era documents known to have been written before AD100. In other words, they predate the Gospels.

Seems like an open-and-shut case to me. You tell lies about God, He kills you. I don't need secular science to tell me that. By the way BJ, that Dr Tabor isn't a relative of yours, is he?

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Mr.Brother Temperance

False Christian cult killed off by toilet worship

i thinks them scientist folk are wrongs, cuz there no way lord God give bad poopin instruckshun in the bibles

Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:
And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee. <--- that be deutronomy 23:12-14

or maybee lord God were settin them essence folk up to fails when He wroted that, cuz He saw thier evil futures an He thawt them deservin of death-by-poops?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Petal brings up a good point. Your bible says to do what they did, and they followed it, suprise surprise, they died.
More proof that the bible is full of sh*t

[Lady Sorrow]

How dare you speak of the word of GOD® in such a disrespectful manner, witch! Don't you have shrubbery that needs molesting, anyway?

Brother Temperance is clearly right, those heathen false christians most surely brought righteous wrath on themselves by keeping a whole area of poop, most likely for perverted pleasures which took place after dark. They aren't fooling anyone!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow

How dare you speak of the word of GOD® in such a disrespectful manner, witch! Don't you have shrubbery that needs molesting, anyway?

Brother Temperance is clearly right, those heathen false christians most surely brought righteous wrath on themselves by keeping a whole area of poop, most likely for perverted pleasures which took place after dark. They aren't fooling anyone!

Just the same as all those nigras Jesus punished last year in New Orleans, and the half million mudslimes He smited in Indoonesia. Glory I do love to see Jesus doing His thing.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

False Christian cult killed off by toilet worship

A fitting end to false Christians if there ever was; destroyed by their own flith.

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Seems like an open-and-shut case to me. You tell lies about God, He kills you. I don't need secular science to tell me that. By the way BJ, that Dr Tabor isn't a relative of yours, is he?

Yes he is. His previous bit of insite was how long the sinners of Soddom took to burn to death from the Lord's wrath.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

But technically, don't you people aspire to follow the bible? And, as Petal said, weren't these people doing exactly that? So why are you glad to see them all die when they were doing what you people would have done?

I mean, I'll be thrilled if you're finally admitting that following the bible is idiotic and stupid, but since it can't possibly be that considering how brainwashed you are, I can only assume you have some other reason.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

But technically, don't you people aspire to follow the bible? And, as Petal said, weren't these people doing exactly that? So why are you glad to see them all die when they were doing what you people would have done?

No, if they had been following God's word correctly God would not have punished them with the parasites that destroyed them.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I'll quote what Petal said:

Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:
And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

<--- that be deutronomy 23:12-14

See? They were doing what the bible says to do, so then how do you explain it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I'll quote what Petal said:

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See? They were doing what the bible says to do, so then how do you explain it?

The Bible tells everyone to use a separate spot each time, not for everyone to poop in a pile.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

The Bible tells everyone to use a separate spot each time, not for everyone to poop in a pile.

With a sizeable population that'd become a touch difficult, Pastor. In fact, I doubt anyone here follows it, as they would either go
1)To modern indoor toilets
2)To an outhouse

In which case the poop ends up in a common pooping ground. It just sounds as though they didn't want there to be poop all over the countryside, same as now it's all collected in sewers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

With a sizeable population that'd become a touch difficult, Pastor. In fact, I doubt anyone here follows it, as they would either go
1)To modern indoor toilets
2)To an outhouse

In which case the poop ends up in a common pooping ground. It just sounds as though they didn't want there to be poop all over the countryside, same as now it's all collected in sewers.

Why are you pagans so obsessed with defecation? I've never understood that about you degenerates...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Why are you pagans so obsessed with defecation? I've never understood that about you degenerates...

ME?? You're the ones who started this whole thread about pooping, and it would seem I've made a valid point which you can't refute!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Why are you pagans so obsessed with defecation? I've never understood that about you degenerates...

It is merely a continuation of the harlot's anal fixation, of which we are all WELL aware.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

It is merely a continuation of the harlot's anal fixation, of which we are all WELL aware.

ME with the anal fixation?? ME??

Last I recall, someone else had the enema fetish. I wonder who it was?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

ME with the anal fixation?? ME??

Last I recall, someone else had the enema fetish. I wonder who it was?

Well wonder no more, harlot; it is was and always has been you and your rug-munching fellow traveler lillith who drone on and on about feces-related topics. Frankly, Jesus is tired of you both. Too mouthy.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well wonder no more, harlot; it is was and always has been you and your rug-munching fellow traveler lillith who drone on and on about feces-related topics. Frankly, Jesus is tired of you both. Too mouthy.

Zeke, need I remind you WHO IT WAS WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE TOPIC ON POOPING??

[Poetic Peter]

You have the soul of a poet, so surely!

:poop in a pile:

The savor of alliteration!


----

Work it out
and shout!


I
Heathen 'Gyptians
at the Nile,
DIED
(pooped in piles)


II
See Dead Sea Scrollers
weren't holy rollers.
DIED
(pooped in piles)


III
Vile Cat-O-Licks,
the first false Christians,
DIE
(in eternal pig poop piles)



Peter

moved

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

You have the soul of a poet, so surely!

:poop in a pile:

The savor of alliteration!


----

Work it out
and shout!


I
Heathen 'Gyptians
at the Nile,
DIED
(pooped in piles)


II
See Dead Sea Scrollers
weren't holy rollers.
DIED
(pooped in piles)


III
Vile Cat-O-Licks,
the first false Christians,
DIE
(in eternal pig poop piles)



Peter

moved

Praise! Brother, you are truly gifted. Now if only someone could find a way to stop Hellthing using the hole in her face to blab continuously about all the others...

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Zeke, need I remind you WHO IT WAS WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE TOPIC ON POOPING??

This Mss Rachael Von Analcentric is a topic about God killing sinners with their own filth. The whole point Rachael is these Esemens may have followed the bit about their waste but they were doing the bits in the Bible about following Jesus' teaching because they lived before Christ came. There for God smoted them, ironically, with parasites in their own filth. This is what happens when people pick and chose what they want from The Bible and disobey the rest.