[Isabella White]

[Emily Brent (On Moderation)]

I learned this one at the convent ---

what do you call a hermaphrodite with a fused poopie-hole and vajayjay profusely bleeding?

a semi-colon followed by a period.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Emily Brent

I learned this one at the convent ---

what do you call a hermaphrodite with a fused poopie-hole and vajayjay profusely bleeding?

a semi-colon followed by a period.

Dear above! Miss Brent, I don't think that that "joke" is appropriate for . I must remind you that this is a family-oriented site, and we do strive to bring honor and praise to the in all that we do here at .

Perhaps, in future, you can post jokes that do not involve "potty" humor, such as this nice, clean joke:

Q: Why were Gentiles created? A: Somebody has to pay retail.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Dear above! Miss Brent, I don't think that that "joke" is appropriate for . I must remind you that this is a family-oriented site, and we do strive to bring honor and praise to the in all that we do here at .

Perhaps, in future, you can post jokes that do not involve "potty" humor, such as this nice, clean joke:

AMEN! I don't know how these gutter-mouthed degenerates keep finding this Godly forum! They sorely need to be reminded of Ephesians 4:29!

[Dennis Lukes]

What do altar boys have in common with light bulbs?

Priests love screwing in the new ones.

[Dana723]

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

[BrotherLarry]

This may be old but I just heard it at church today.

A terrorist, a rapist, and a pedophile go into a bar. Bartender says “Hi Mohammed!”

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

This may be old but I just heard it at church today.

A terrorist, a rapist, and a pedophile go into a bar. Bartender says “Hi Mohammed!”

Oh, my, that is a funny one, dearest Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! How you've made me giggle titteringly. And here is one that I do so hope you will enjoy, as well:

Q: What's the difference between a Mooselim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella

[Emily Brent (On Moderation)]

I'll try again at a joke

What did the Queen say to the negro pianist in the ballroom?


" Oh good, we need a little colour in this room"

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Emily Brent

I'll try again at a joke

What did the Queen say to the negro pianist in the ballroom?


" Oh good, we need a little colour in this room"

That's what Meghan Monkey and the quadroon prince are for.

[Emily Brent (On Moderation)]

Man: Why are the corners of the house so damp?
Woman: Because I am angle-licking (Anglican)

Man: Why?


Woman: It's better than carpet munching!

[Emily Brent (On Moderation)]

My funny bone has been a bit stale lately - does anyone have a good Jewish joke?

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Emily Brent

My funny bone has been a bit stale lately - does anyone have a good Jewish joke?

18 whole pages of them right here, which you would've found if you'd bothered to look instead of asking for a handout like a fat negress.

[Emily Brent (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

18 whole pages of them right here, which you would've found if you'd bothered to look instead of asking for a handout like a fat negress.

Pardon me, dear. Old eyes.

[Emily Brent (On Moderation)]

What is the Cathilic priests preferred type of brothel?



An orphanage.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

What's the Pastor's favorite car?
A convertible.


No joke.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.

[upchucker67]

A friend forwarded this to me this morning ---



Q: What's the difference between your job and your wife after five years?


A: After five years your job will still suck.




I admit, I was bemused as I love my job, in spite of things being rocky at the moment. My wife, I don't recall ever sucking, or performing any noise disturbing gestures with her mouth. Therefore, I'm not sure I get my friends sense of humor, but I thought I'd share if someone here might get it.

[upchucker67]

I bet the chinks will be writing post-Coronial literature when this is done.

[HolyWorshipper]

How did the blasphemer cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned to death slowly and painfully by the righteous!