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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 11:34 AM

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You've never actually read the Bible, have you?

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

"I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23
I have read the chapters concerning Jesus.
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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 11:39 AM

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You've never actually read the Bible, have you?

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

"I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23
Matthew 7:12
"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."
Luke 6:27-36
Love Your Enemies
27 "But I say to you who listen: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you,
28 Bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
29 If anyone hits you on the cheek, offer the other also. And if anyone takes away your coat, don't hold back your shirt either.
30 Give to everyone who asks from you, and from one who takes away your things, don't ask for them back.
31 Just as you want others to do for you, do the same for them.
32 If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners love those who love them.
33 If you do [what is] good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners do that.
34 And if you lend to those from whom you expect to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners to be repaid in full.
35 But love your enemies, do [what is] good, and lend, expecting nothing in return. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High. For He is gracious to the ungrateful and evil.
36 Be merciful, just as your Father also is merciful."
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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 11:41 AM

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I have read the chapters concerning Jesus.
I see. Well True Christians™ read the ENTIRE KJV1611 Bible, not just the parts they feel like reading.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all


You are nothing but a false Christian, and as such as vile in God's loving eyes as a common sodomite or joo.

Better read the WHOLE book, pal.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 11:49 AM

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I see. Well True Christians™ read the ENTIRE KJV1611 Bible, not just the parts they feel like reading.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

You are nothing but a false Christian, and as such as vile in God's loving eyes as a common sodomite or joo.

Better read the WHOLE book, pal.
Jesus was a jew (yes, it is actually spelled that way) and the old testament tell the story of the jews. The most important people in the bible are jews. You see, when I read, I to understand, I do not read for the sake of reading but for the sake of comprehension.

Better read and understand, Pal

So I am an untrue christian because I only follow some parts of the bible? Well you certainly don't follow everything which is stated in the book.

Our Father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil. [For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, For ever and ever. Amen.]
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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 01:53 PM

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Jesus was a jew (yes, it is actually spelled that way) and the old testament tell the story of the jews. The most important people in the bible are jews. You see, when I read, I to understand, I do not read for the sake of reading but for the sake of comprehension.
Actually... the old testament tells the story of the Hebrews.

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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 03:17 PM

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Actually... the old testament tells the story of the Hebrews.

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Well the hebrews and the jews are actually the same people.
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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 05:19 PM

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Well the hebrews and the jews are actually the same people.
You are mistaken.

Hebrews come from the lineage of Eber, a great-great-grandson of Noah.

So, I'm mistaken a bit in my statement, in that from Adam to Eber, it's not the story of the Hebrew's, but from then on, it is.

The Hebrews and the Jews aren't the same people.

Take a look at PBR's thread on the races

You'll see that the children of Eber became the Hebrews.

You'll also see that Shem (Eber's great grandfather) is the "father" of the Semites. Now, you'll note, that Ishmael is of the same line. Well, Ishy became the "father" of the Arabs (and the people that claim being Muslims).

So when you claim that the OT is the story of the Jews, you are mostly wrong. The most common assumption that the first Jew (as a "race") would be the offspring of Abraham through the line of Isaac to Jacob. This would leave out several Old Testament prominent figures as being a Jew (yet still being Hebrew). Lot, Job, Ishmael, Noah, Adam...

Hope this helps.

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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 05:25 PM

To get this thread back on track. God has killed more people than originally thought this time.

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YANGON, Myanmar - The cyclone death toll soared above 22,000 on Tuesday and more than 41,000 others were missing as foreign countries mobilized to rush in aid after the country's deadliest storm on record, state radio reported
22,000 dead. PRAISE JESUS!!

41,000 others missing, that means there could be 63,000 dead! PRAISE JESUS!!!

If you read the story, you'll see that about 1 million people might be homeless. But they were crappy homes anyway, so they aren't out very much.

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Some villages have been almost totally eradicated and vast rice-growing areas are wiped out, the World Food Program said.
Well, if their food supply is destroyed, then even more people will be sent to hell. PRAISE JESUS!!!

There are about 55 million Myanmareese. With only 63,000 dead, that's about 1/1000th of the population missing. How come there is a major outcry. God didn't even make a blip on the radar screen of the human population and people are thinking it's an emergency.

God was being nice this time.

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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-06-2008, 05:38 PM

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To get this thread back on track. God has killed more people than originally thought this time.

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22,000 dead. PRAISE JESUS!!

41,000 others missing, that means there could be 63,000 dead! PRAISE JESUS!!!

If you read the story, you'll see that about 1 million people might be homeless. But they were crappy homes anyway, so they aren't out very much.



Well, if their food supply is destroyed, then even more people will be sent to hell. PRAISE JESUS!!!

There are about 55 million Myanmareese. With only 63,000 dead, that's about 1/1000th of the population missing. How come there is a major outcry. God didn't even make a blip on the radar screen of the human population and people are thinking it's an emergency.

God was being nice this time.

PRAISE HIS GENTEEL NATURE!!!

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This Glorious news Brother V. How can any man look upon Myanmar and not see the wondrous hand of the Lord drowning these worthless sinners like rats is beyond me. Just think of the numbers of sinner who now cow before God's Golden Throne and half to explain why they forced The Lord, who loves them so much, to murder them. GLORY!



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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-07-2008, 07:50 PM

They are saying that the LORD may have killed up to 100,000 with this little cyclone. PRAISE JESUS!!!

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Now if only we could get God to clean up Des Moines!



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The bible clearly states that love is the most important thing, not hate. Jesus said that we should love everyone, not hate them. So no one is human waste. At least not in a christian view.
Is Jesus going to condemn the vast majority of everyone who has ever lived to eternal torment in the Lake of Fire or isn't he?
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I have read the chapters concerning Jesus.
I am sure one of the things concerning Jesus right now is your ignorance of His Father's will.
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Our Father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil. [For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, For ever and ever. Amen.]
Yes, we are more than willing to forgive your hateful trespasses against that. The problem is that you have trespassed against God, and only He can forgive that.
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To get this thread back on track. God has killed more people than originally thought this time.
I'm pretty sure God killed so many of them to teach them a lesson not to be so soft on Buddhist troublemakers in future.


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The bible clearly states that love is the most important thing, not hate. Jesus said that we should love everyone, not hate them. So no one is human waste. At least not in a christian view.
Could you give me a Scriptural reference where Jesus said that we should not hate anyone, and demonstrated that He didn't hate anyone?
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I have read the chapters concerning Jesus.
Really?

Jesus is God. Therefore, you would have to read ALL of the chapters in order to read the chapters concerning Jesus.

God's Law = Jesus' Law.

Jesus was not a Jew, because that would mean that Jesus would worship Himself. Do you think Jesus/God is some sort of egotistical weirdo?


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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-09-2008, 04:15 AM

If God cared for people, then why do we have wars? Why do we have immature brats who can'ttake criticism? Why do we have so much betrayal?
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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-09-2008, 04:17 AM

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If God cared for people, then why do we have wars? Why do we have immature brats who can'ttake criticism? Why do we have so much betrayal?
If you had bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would know the answer to your questions.

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

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I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-12-2008, 03:29 AM

This story just gets better and better. Now some stupid hippies tried to spit on Christ by bringing a boatload of free stuff to these sinners, and what do you think happened? God sank the boat, of course! Plus, He's now killed almost 30,000 people.

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YANGON, Myanmar - Myanmar's monumental task of feeding and sheltering 1.5 million cyclone survivors suffered yet another blow Sunday when a boat laden with relief supplies — one of the first international shipments — sank on its way to the disaster zone.

The death toll jumped to more than 28,000 and British Foreign Secretary David Miliband warned that "malign neglect" by the isolated nation's military rulers was creating a "humanitarian catastrophe of genuinely epic proportions."
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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-12-2008, 01:26 PM

And now, God has decided to punish those filthy boodhists in Tibet, free Tibet? Throw it into the bottom of Hell, seems more likely.


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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-12-2008, 01:31 PM

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And now, God has decided to punish those filthy boodhists in Tibet, free Tibet? Throw it into the bottom of Hell, seems more likely.
Glory!! How many slants did Jesus send to hell today! Mission Accomplished Lord!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-12-2008, 02:49 PM

The wicked hand of God has been active recently. Now he has called thousands of Chinese to an early fate:

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'Thousands dead' in Chinese quake'


Rescue workers have been trying to reach students of Juyuan Middle School


A powerful earthquake has killed between 3,000 and 5,000 people in one county alone in Sichuan province, south-western China, reports say.

Thousands are feared killed and injured across other areas after the quake, which had a magnitude of 7.8, struck at 1428 local time (0628 GMT).
At least 50 bodies have been recovered from the rubble of a school where an estimated 900 students were buried. President Hu Jintao has urged "all-out" efforts to rescue victims. The epicentre of the earthquake was about 92km (57 miles) from Chengdu, Sichuan's provincial capital. Because the earthquake struck in the middle of the day, it is feared that many schoolchildren may be among the victims.
Cries for help

One of the worst-hit areas appears to be Beichuan county, part of the Mianyang city municipal area, about 50km from the epicentre.



Some 80% of buildings there were reported to have been destroyed, leaving between 3,000 and 5,000 people dead and up to 10,000 injured.
Meanwhile hundreds of people were reported to have been buried in two collapsed chemical plants in Shifang in Sichuan, and at least five other schools were reported to have collapsed. And there are fears the death toll could turn out to be much higher once the damage in Wenchuan county - the epicentre - is assessed, says BBC China analyst Shirong Chen. The area is very rugged, full of mountains and valleys and a number of roads are connected with bridges from one mountain top to the next, he says.

RECENT CHINA QUAKES
March, 2008: 7.2 quake in Xinjiang - damage limited
February 2003: 6.8 quake in Xinjiang - at least 94 dead, 200 hurt
January 1998: 6.2 quake in rural Hebei - at least 47 dead, 2,000 hurt
April 1997: 6.6 quake hits Xinjiang - 9 dead, 60 hurt
January 1997: 6.4 quake in Xinjiang - 50 dead, 40 hurt


There were harrowing reports from the scene of a school collapse in Dujiangyan city - about 100km (60 miles) from the epicentre - where 900 students were buried and 50 dead. Teenagers buried beneath the rubble of the three-storey Juyuan Middle School building were struggling to break free, while others were crying out for help, state news agency Xinhua reported. Parents were watching as cranes excavated the site. Villagers rushed to help with the rescue. Two girls said they escaped because they had "run faster than others".

Fast response
Dozens of aftershocks have been reported since the quake, which was felt in Beijing, 1,545km (960 miles) away, and the Thai capital Bangkok, 1,800km (1,200 miles) away. It was the strongest to hit Sichuan province in more than 30 years, Xinhua said.

Eyewitness Gilles Barbier: 'It was very scary'

The province is the most populated part of China - home to 87 million people. State television said the quake had not caused major damage to Chengdu, which has a population of more than 10 million people, or to the nearby Three Gorges Dam. Troops and helicopters have been sent to help with relief work. The BBC's Quentin Somerville says this is probably the the most significant natural disaster to hit China in recent memory, but that the Chinese army has a good record of mobilising and getting people to safety. He also says it is one of the most open and speedy responses to an emergency he has ever seen from Chinese state media. The quake was felt as far away as Beijing, he says, meaning millions of people will feel connected to the disaster and will be watching TV screens closely to see how the government responds.


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Default Re: When God attacks! - 05-12-2008, 03:05 PM

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What a glorious morning this is! 5,000 atheists cut down by The Lord with the wave of His mighty hand. To think of the countless other trapped under rubble, their bodies broken, with no hope and slowly dying know that the only think that awaits them is Hell.

Were is Karl Marx now China? He's dead, only Jesus can help you.

EDIT: Glorious news! The death toll is up to 7,600. Dare we pray for 20,000?



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EDIT: Glorious news! The death toll is up to 7,600. Dare we pray for 20,000?
Difficult one Brother. Right now, I am using all my praying power for the estimate that there soon will be 1.5 million dead Myanmariums.


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