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Default ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-06-2011, 11:20 PM
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Hey guys, I'm new here and I'd like to discuss with you why the Bible is wrong. The Bible is bull because this guy on television told me so! here

I'm a scientist and a mathematician that currently goes to the University of Ginger in Ontario, Canada! Haha, Christians are so blind and stupid. I've never read the Bible but I know enough to debate it!


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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-06-2011, 11:25 PM
I'm going to rape everything I can find!

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-06-2011, 11:48 PM
We totally came from monkeys even though monkeys still exist. Darwin is so cool.
Jesus is so stupid and is just copped from other religions. Haven't you seen Zeitgeist? It explains it all there. Hurrr Durrr.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-06-2011, 11:49 PM
Roast baby? Well, since I absolutely despise God, and since God is the only source of objective morality in the world, don't mind if I do!

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-06-2011, 11:57 PM
Go Amalek, Go!

Rah, rah, Amalek!

Yea, Amalek!

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 12:16 AM
Can I play, too?

Why do hate Jesus? Is it because of all the marijuana you've been injecting in your butt?

I like how Pastor "re-contextualizes" a lot of uncomfortable passages in the Bible so they make sense to me and seem not so contradictory, because he is NOT interpreting, just reading them the RIGHT way.

Tomorrow, when a talking donkey tells me about God's Divine Plan, I'll know it's because I'm blessed, and not at all insane.

Now I have to go to my prayer closet to ask God to keep his Intelligent Falling active, because I really don't want to fly off the Earth and hit the firmament and I'd drown in the sky.

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 12:21 AM
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Why do hate Jesus? Is it because of all the marijuana you've been injecting in your butt?

I like how Pastor "re-contextualizes" a lot of uncomfortable passages in the Bible so they make sense to me and seem not so contradictory, because he is NOT interpreting, just reading them the RIGHT way.

Tomorrow, when a talking donkey tells me about God's Divine Plan, I'll know it's because I'm blessed, and not at all insane.

Now I have to go to my prayer closet to ask God to keep his Intelligent Falling active, because I really don't want to fly off the Earth and hit the firmament and I'd drown in the sky.

God Bless!
I hate Jesus because my parents didn't get me a nice car for my birthday! I mean HE DOESN'T EXIST DUH! Haha, you said ASS hahahahah!!

That's called physics not Intelligent Falling, see at this fakelinkthatleadsto nowhere. The Earth is round, take that one, Baby Jesus(actual link proving it!)

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 12:37 AM
Loves me some anal sex. Loves to bother me some barnyard animals. Don't care what the Bible says about it, nosiree. Think I'll go get an abortion and rape the dead fetus. No human soul there, nope. Guess I'll masturbate just to piss off God, since He didn't give me what I wanted, and He didn't manifest Himself on command. Time to go get a tatoo and smoke some marijuana. But I have to prostitute myself first to get the cash. The universe has no meaning, so I'll just force my beliefs on everybody and spread the AIDS to everyone in my circle of friends. And rape a few children while I'm at it. I'll wear some black robes and burn down a church. Yay!

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I'm going to go down to the library and read some books. By EUROPEANS!

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 01:24 AM
duurrrrr......... uz all stupidz and iz smart cuz iz got a iq of 14934 and iz gut 18 digreez so uz alz stoopidz for fullowinz dat book. and jebus luvs me 'cuz hez luv andz it duznt matturs ifin iz hates himz but hez dun xests



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I love President Clinton sooo much I had 19 of his embryos implanted in me and every one of them took.

Can I get my own reality TV show for being a whore and the mom of a litter of test tube babies?
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I love President Clinton sooo much I had 19 of his embyros implanted in me and every one of them took.
Clinton was the greatest president ever, until our messiah Obama came along. Obama is amazing....he ended the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, fixed the economy, and legalized gays in the military. I just hope that before the end of the term he makes straight marriage illegal and make only homosexual marriage legit.

I know those stupid inbred fundies will be up in their panties over this, but screw them and their book of fairy tales!

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I love President Clinton sooo much I had 19 of his embryos implanted in me and every one of them took.

Can I get my own reality TV show for being a whore and the mom of a litter of test tube babies?
Nope, sorry, but an African American female personage had a litter and as a liebral you know that the darker the skin the more important the person.

Although we're starting a reality show where all Obama's babymama's will live together with their broods. Would you be interested in that?

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 04:50 AM
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Nope, sorry, but an African American female personage had a litter and as a liebral you know that the darker the skin the more important the person.

Although we're starting a reality show where all Obama's babymama's will live together with their broods. Would you be interested in that?
I find that offensive! African Americans are not to referred to as that, it is an offensive term! For now on all African Americans will be referred to as Americans and all white people will be referred to as Inferior Americans. Any questions? CALL MY JEW LAWYER.



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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 05:05 AM
Christians are stupid so I'm going to poke them with sticks. If they don't agree with me then there even stupeder. Since I cant argue with them im going to start putting up insulting pictures.



Oh and Jesus, Zeus, Horus, Buddha, and anyone else I can think of are all the same guy and I know that it's all the same story even though I've never actually read any of the histories of any of them. But hey I know cuz IZ RED IT ON TEH INTERNETZ!!!!11!!!1

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 05:23 AM
I hate god so much and I don't believe in your magical sky fairy, you freaks!

You're all going to hell!

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 05:27 AM
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I hate god so much and I don't believe in your magical sky fairy, you freaks!

You're all going to hell!
Oh, that sums it up completely

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 05:39 AM
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duurrrrr......... uz all stupidz and iz smart cuz iz got a iq of 14934 and iz gut 18 digreez so uz alz stoopidz for fullowinz dat book. and jebus luvs me 'cuz hez luv andz it duznt matturs ifin iz hates himz but hez dun xests



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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 07:37 AM
I'm getting a sex-change operation and turning myself into a woman just so I can get pregnant and have an abortion!!!!!one1!

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Default Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists! - 01-07-2011, 07:46 AM
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I can not do this, Im going to my prayer closet. I hope that a man comes with me I do loves sodomy
Jimbone, I can't pretend to be an atheist either. No matter how hard I try, I can't bring myself to misspell "atheist".

Maybe I should join you in your prayer closet.

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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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