Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

So, Valentine's Day is coming up, which I hear (from other people) is a very unpleasant day to be ugly and unlovable (or so I hear from other people). It must be a lonely day for the negresses and squaws and so on.

So, sometimes a little charity love is in order. Like in the Song Of Solomon, where King Solomon takes pity of a racially-challenged woman who says:

Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: Song of Solomon 1:6

Hey, we can always turn the lights out. As a white/attractive person it's my cross to bear.

Anyway, here are some handy Valentine's Day cards for all you charitable souls to use.

If you're curious about a brown sugar booty call, have a taste for dark meat, or have full-blown Jungle Fever:






Or if you're into squaws:



There's also Rice Paddy fever:



(So that's why there's billions of them - lots of infidelity.)

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged

I'm sure the lesser races can't actually read the cards, but at least they'll be able to look at the pictures and think...

"Hey dat ol' drawin sho do look lauk me! Hoo Boy..ain't that a site...oh, me; oh my."

[JustBeatMe]

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Those cards are gross and racist, and I don't know what have to do love God with intolerance and hate towards innocent people

THIS is how a real card should look

[Paragon of virtue]

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No Witch, we will not suffer you or your daemon spawned Hell Beast here:

A Witch's Cat the Most Evil of All the Familiars

Familiars: What Are They?







Cats, silky snakes, and owls of the night are just a few creatures that may be associated with a witch. Witches familiars can come in all shapes and sizes and not all witches have them. The general consensus on familiars is divided in opinion on whether familiars can be pets or wild animals.What are Familiars?
Familiars are animals that work with a witch during spell casting, rituals and for psychic guidance. Any animal can be a familiar to a witch if the witch feels a spiritual connection with the animal.
How are Familiars used?
A witch's familiar is used in varying ways. Most often a witch will use a familiar to transport messages and for psychic guidance and visions. For these the animal might be whispered a message to transport to another witch or the animal is included during the ritual and spell casting for their psychic awareness.
How does a Witch gain a Familiar?
A witch who wishes a familiar will send out a psychic call. This call will be received by the familiar and if the familiar wishes to help the witch it will respond.

[JustBeatMe]

Re: Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged

No Witch, we will not suffer you or your daemon spawned Hell Beast here:

A Witch's Cat the Most Evil of All the Familiars

Familiars: What Are They?







Cats, silky snakes, and owls of the night are just a few creatures that may be associated with a witch. Witches familiars can come in all shapes and sizes and not all witches have them. The general consensus on familiars is divided in opinion on whether familiars can be pets or wild animals.What are Familiars?
Familiars are animals that work with a witch during spell casting, rituals and for psychic guidance. Any animal can be a familiar to a witch if the witch feels a spiritual connection with the animal.
How are Familiars used?
A witch's familiar is used in varying ways. Most often a witch will use a familiar to transport messages and for psychic guidance and visions. For these the animal might be whispered a message to transport to another witch or the animal is included during the ritual and spell casting for their psychic awareness.
How does a Witch gain a Familiar?
A witch who wishes a familiar will send out a psychic call. This call will be received by the familiar and if the familiar wishes to help the witch it will respond.

In ancient Egypt cats were sacred animals, with the goddess Bastetoften depicted in cat form, sometimes taking on the warlike aspect of a lioness.The Romans are often credited with introducing the domestic catfrom Egypt to Europe; in Roman Aquitaine, a 1st or2nd century epitaph of a young girl holding a cat is one of two earliestdepictions of the Roman domesticated cat. However, it is possible that catswere already kept in Europe prior to the Roman Empire, as they may have already been present in Britainin the late Iron Age. Domestic cats were spread throughout much of therest of the world during the Age of Discovery, as they were carried on sailing ships to control shipboard rodents and as good-luckcharms.

Several ancient religions believed that cats are exalted souls, companionsor guides for humans, that they are all-knowing but are mute so they cannotinfluence decisions made by humans. In Japan, the maneki neko is a cat that is a symbol of good fortune.Although there are no sacred species in Islam, some writers have stated that Muhammad had a favorite cat, Muezza.He is reported to have loved cats so much that "he would do without hiscloak rather than disturb one that was sleeping on it".

Freyja—the goddess of love, beauty, and fertility in Norse mythology—is depicted as riding a chariot drawn by cats.

[BelieverInGod]

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a bunch of pagan clap-trap

Who cares? What does anything you just said have to do with Praising Jesus?

[JustBeatMe]

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Who cares? What does anything you just said have to do with Praising Jesus?

That was the same question I had when I saw this



Racism had nothing to do with praising Jesus too, and for what I can see, you surely are part of the KKK

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged

That was the same question I had when I saw this



Racism had nothing to do with praising Jesus too, and for what I can see, you surely are part of the KKK

Really? I didn't think they let women join.

Oh, and how is providing valentines cards for "people of color" racist?

[JustBeatMe]

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Really? I didn't think they let women join.

Oh, and how is providing valentines cards for "people of color" racist?

Is that a joke? Just look the card, that is not a love message, and the black man is a complete cartoon and just ridiculous

I'm sure the lesser races can't actually read the cards, but at least they'll be able to look at the pictures and think...

"Hey dat ol' drawin sho do look lauk me! Hoo Boy..ain't that a site...oh, me; oh my."

There's no such thing as lesser races, if you withdraw the skin all of us looks exactly the same, muscles, organs and bones, all people bleed if you hurt them and all people laugh if you tickles them, so, we're the same because we were created by the same God

[Paragon of virtue]

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the black man is...complete(ly)...ridiculous

First, who are you to call anyone ridiculous? You are not even from this country. Most of the jigaboos around here were born and bred in America. Yes, they are uppity from time to time, but that is mainly because liberal society has pushed them out of their proper position in life. If you put a tuxedo on a monkey, do you think he'll intinctively become more intellegent? No, my friend, the monkey will be confused and act out becoming a danger to himself and to others.



[/QUOTE]There's no such thing as... God[/QUOTE]

Now, we can see the problem with your way of thinking. If you begin forming your worldview with the presupposition that there is no God, then there is not much hope for you. God has given everyone an important role on this Earth. Things will go much easier for everyone if we didn't fight against what comes natural to us. We all have talents. Some, like the nigras, are very good at following orders ,doing physical work, shuckin', jivin' and espescially shining shoes. Others, like white people for example, are very intellectual and quite good at giving directions to others and being wealthy. I'm a simple lay person, so I have yet to figure out what wetback, communist loving, lazy Latino bums such as yourself are good for, but you can rest assured that there is a place for you too. I do think Latina women, such as Jennifer Lopez and Selma Hayeck, have ginormous backsides that really fill out the blue jeans and boy shorts. That may well be a talent that they can use...at least until they get so old and haggard that nobody wants to look at them any more.

[JustBeatMe]

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First, who are you to call anyone ridiculous? You are not even from this country. Most of the jigaboos around here were born and bred in America. Yes, they are uppity from time to time, but that is mainly because liberal society has pushed them out of their proper position in life. If you put a tuxedo on a monkey, do you think he'll intinctively become more intellegent? No, my friend, the monkey will be confused and act out becoming a danger to himself and to others.

Black skin originally was to protect people in Africa from the sun, and was proved that there's not conection between skin color and intelligence, so what you say is because you're racist

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Black skin originally was to protect people in Africa from the sun, and was proved that there's not conection between skin color and intelligence, so what you say is because you're racist

Where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible?

[JustBeatMe]

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Where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible?

Nowhere, because is a fact, not a versicle from the Bible

Geez, those are just facts, you don't have to be scared of them just because you don't understand them

[Levi Jones]

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Nowhere, because is a fact, not a versicle from the Bible

Geez, those are just facts, you don't have to be scared of them just because you don't understand them

The Bible says just the opposite. It says that black skin is a curse from God. You see, after Noah's Ark, Ham looked upon his father's nakedness while he was passed out drunk. After doing so, Noah cursed Ham and all of his descendents forever and eternally. God loved Noah so much that He allowed it.

That's where darkies come from. It's all in God's Word.
If Ham hadn't looked at Noah while he was drunk and naked, we would all look like normal people.

Genesis 9:20-27
20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

[lukasekman]

Re: Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged

Racism had nothing to do with praising Jesus too, and for what I can see, you surely are part of the KKK

You're mentioning Ku Klux Klan as if they were bad guys. Through the years, they have made numerous efforts to protect the Southern heritage and state rights against the oppressors from the North. God made us all, and the United States of America was founded as a white Christian nation.