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    Greetings to all true believers. Non believers can go to hell and rot in eternal damnation.

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    Re: New here

    Perhaps you could support your claim with some evidence?

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      Re: New here

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
      HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
      uninvited, and unwelcome .

      If you want to debate people,
      THIS is the place to go.

      Please make a thread of your own in the "
      Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
      THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
      hellfire.
      Magical words to live by Pastor!
      It is uncanny how you always have the exact right things to say on every occasion. A Prime example of being a True Follower(tm) of His Impeccable Word :c:
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Welcome!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Originally posted by Darenxi View Post
          Greetings to all true believers. Non believers can go to hell and rot in eternal damnation.
          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          Perhaps you could support your claim with some evidence?
          I must say the last few months have disappointed me, insofar as positive responses to Jesus are concerned. He loves us so much, was willing to die for us and doesn't want to have us tortured – even so, although agreeing with Him about damnation (I hadn't thought we were going to rot there, rot requiring moisture and the temperature being so high and anyway the seas and oceans will no longer exist to evaporate at His command but the names of wicked people exist to rot in our minds for example a list of popes or heathen potentates) on this occasion no supporting evidence was provided. Could it be a stopped clock right for a moment in time?



          Thank you, Jesus.
          Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 08-29-2023, 01:31 PM.

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                I thank Jesus for the crack Moderation team here on His Favorite Forum!

                Glory!
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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