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Smile Homosexuality is not a sin (Unless you're Christian) - 02-14-2007, 03:15 AM

I am a gay Christian. I love God. God loves me. He made me gay. Why would He damn me for something I can't control?

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -John 3:16

"Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD." -Lev 19:18

Most of you will probably refer me to the Leviticus verse declaring homosexuality as an abomination before the Lord. Guess what else this chapter lists as abominations before the Lord?
1. Tattoos
2. Polyester
3. Working on Saturday
4. Hamburgers
5. Bunnies
6. Shaving
7. Shrimp
8. Vegetable gardens

You can continue believing I will go to hell for being gay, but I know in my heart that God loves me for who I am. He loves all his children, and would never send them to hell because of something they are born with.

Also, happy Valentine's Day to everyone.
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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 03:24 AM

Aww jeez. More homers.

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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 03:25 AM

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Most of you will probably refer me to the Leviticus verse declaring homosexuality as an abomination before the Lord. Guess what else this chapter lists as abominations before the Lord?
1. Tattoos
2. Polyester
3. Working on Saturday
4. Hamburgers
5. Bunnies
6. Shaving
7. Shrimp
8. Vegetable gardens

You can continue believing I will go to hell for being gay, but I know in my heart that God loves me for who I am. He loves all his children, and would never send them to hell because of something they are born with.

Also, happy Valentine's Day to everyone.
Hi, O aptly-named one!

Perhaps you're unaware that we at Landover Baptist Church follow ALL of the Bible, not just the bits we like.

You may shock some "Salad Bar" Christians with your Levitical listing, but we're well aware. We follow every commandment. That's what we're all about.

(Polyester is fine with God. It's polyester BLENDS which are an abomination. Sleeping in Sunday School, were we? Had a late night out at the gay disco?)

Tell me, which parts of the Bible (besides that whole "homosexuality" thing) do you choose to ignore? How do you decide which is God's Word, and which is something with which you can wipe your behind?

Do you believe Jesus wiped out the Law, when He so clearly said otherwise?

You may wish to visit www.landoverbaptist.org and take a few Bible quizzes (left-hand navigation bar, Take A Quiz). You'll find them entertaining AND educational!
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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 04:14 AM

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I am a gay Christian.
You think you are, but there is no such thing. If you were truly a Christian, you would abandon your gayness.

You are, however, one of those followers of Satan who think the Old Testament should be thrown out, and you think that the only mention of unnatural sexual obsessions is in Leviticus. Let's take a look at the New Testament, shall we?

John 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
That seems pretty straightforward to me. Could there be more?

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

But this can not be, you say! Surely God thinks Sodomites are just fine!

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Sorry, but God is a straight arrow and He prefers the company of those who are the same.


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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 07:17 PM

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I am a gay Christian. I love God. God loves me. He made me gay. Why would He damn me for something I can't control?

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -John 3:16

"Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD." -Lev 19:18

Most of you will probably refer me to the Leviticus verse declaring homosexuality as an abomination before the Lord. Guess what else this chapter lists as abominations before the Lord?
1. Tattoos
2. Polyester
3. Working on Saturday
4. Hamburgers
5. Bunnies
6. Shaving
7. Shrimp
8. Vegetable gardens

You can continue believing I will go to hell for being gay, but I know in my heart that God loves me for who I am. He loves all his children, and would never send them to hell because of something they are born with.

Also, happy Valentine's Day to everyone.
Yeah, the Bible contradicts itself so much. All of God's creations are loved by Him. Yes, even homosexuals (Notice I use the actual word, not some offensive slang).
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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 07:23 PM

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Yeah, the Bible contradicts itself so much. All of God's creations are loved by Him. Yes, even homosexuals (Notice I use the actual word, not some offensive slang).
Actually the sin is not sexual desire in a man for another man (since it is so common one that would be absurd if it was a sin) It is the act fornicating with another man.

Our friend Frivolous needs to show some self control and not act on his lusts like the rest of us.

Frivolous.

Jesus loves you, in a manly, strong handshakes kind of way. Don’t make Him have to cry and burn you in Hell for sinning. Stop your gayness.



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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 07:25 PM

I am a gay Christian. Does not compute. I love God. Dubious. God loves me. Even more dubious. He made me gay. No, it's the Devil who did that. Why would He damn me for something I can't control? Dunno. Same reason He damns bastards for something they can't control either.

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -John 3:16
Yes, believing in Him. That means following His commands. If you were a real Christian, you'd do what He said, and give up sodomy.
"Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD." -Lev 19:18
It talks about "thy people" and "thy neighbour." Fags aren't my neighbours, and they're certainly not my people.
Most of you will probably refer me to the Leviticus verse declaring homosexuality as an abomination before the Lord. Guess what else this chapter lists as abominations before the Lord?
1. Tattoos
2. Polyester
3. Working on Saturday
4. Hamburgers
5. Bunnies
6. Shaving
7. Shrimp
8. Vegetable gardens
Jesus repealed the Jewish dietary laws. The others are still in effect. What of it.
You can continue knowing I will go to hell for being gay, but I believe in my deluded little heart that God loves me for who I am. (Fixed the typos.) He loves all his children, and would never send them to hell because of something they are born with.
Again, I refer you to exhibit B: Bastards.
Also, happy Valentine's Day to everyone.
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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 10:56 PM

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what do you mean there is no such thing? i love the lord and am gay, therefore i (and many, many others) are living proof of gay christians. and i can't abandon something i was born with. can YOU control what foods you think taste good? no, just like i can't control what i am attracted to.

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don't see anything about following God's commands (though that is not to say i don't follow His commands. just not ones that people make up to fit their own perverted needs).

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ah, don't worry. i'm still a virgin and won't be having sex until i'm married (to another man, that is).

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Fags aren't my neighbours, and they're certainly not my people.
they are human, like you.

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The others are still in effect. What of it.
i cannot take you seriously until i see sites like these dedicated to abolishing rabbits, tattoos, etc.

*pets his bunny*

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so valentine's day is now ungodly?? lol. why do you people make up this crap?

PS: God is a loving god. =)
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what do you mean there is no such thing? i love the lord and am gay, therefore i (and many, many others) are living proof of gay christians. and i can't abandon something i was born with. can YOU control what foods you think taste good? no, just like i can't control what i am attracted to.
Friend,

The rest of us control what we are attracted to. Do you see us running around rapping men, children, women and household pets at our whim? Do like we do; when you are best with Satan tickling your loins and it is too much; think of Him, let the glorious love of our Risen Savior embrace you and give you the full, deep release from your torment you need.

Remember friend; Christ is there when you need Him. GLORY!



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what do you mean there is no such thing? i love the lord and am gay, therefore i (and many, many others) are living proof of gay christians. and i can't abandon something i was born with. can YOU control what foods you think taste good? no, just like i can't control what i am attracted to.
Friend, there are some amazing things being done today in the conversion process. Being straight is as easy as pie! I suggest you look into the Ted Haggard man -- he turned from a "tallywhacker-in-my-mouth-makes-me-happy" fag to a straight-as-a-beanpole heterosexual in three weeks flat! Whichever "lord" you claim to love is certainly just as much a fag as you are. We worship the Lord here (capitalized, since there is only One Jesus Christ, Our Lord). I suggest you spend less time on your knees pleasuring your lord and more time on your knees begging for the Lord's Mercy.

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don't see anything about following God's commands (though that is not to say i don't follow His commands. just not ones that people make up to fit their own perverted needs).
Name one thing that we have made up. Just one! You can't do it, because we are only following the Bible to the letter. If you don't like parts of the Bible, then take it up with Jesus. We don't discard half of the Bible just because we don't like it! No sirree!

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ah, don't worry. i'm still a virgin and won't be having sex until i'm married (to another man, that is).
And, praise Jesus, George W. Bush will ensure that this can never happen here in our Godly United States

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i cannot take you seriously until i see sites like these dedicated to abolishing rabbits, tattoos, etc.
Basically you're saying you won't take God seriously. You will once you are forced to pleasure Satan's tallywhacker for all eternity, that I can guarantee you!

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*pets his bunny*
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PS: God is a loving god. =)
Sounds to me like someone has spent too much time with Father Mo. I suggest you study Christianity and not paganistical things that promote their fake-god as "all loving".


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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 11:25 PM

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I am a gay Christian. I love God. God loves me. He made me gay. Why would He damn me for something I can't control?
God would Love you all the more if you were an Ex-Gay Christian.
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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-14-2007, 11:28 PM

The very title of this thread is a lie and an affront to God, who killed His son for us. The Holy Bible may be accused of being a bit vague on some points, like whether or not women have souls, but in the case of faggotry God is crystal clear. Any man or woman who commits sodomy are filthy perverts who are going to eternal damnation.

You can claim to be a Christian all you like. You may as well claim to be a toaster oven or a pile of used tires. Claiming a thing doesn't make it so. Since the Holy Bible tells us that homers like you are not capable of having a personal relationship with Jesus, then you are about as Christian as Hellary Rodman Cliton.

The only ray of hope I see for a hellbound pervert like you is that you have at least had the sense to not follow through with your vile hobby. Turn to Christ now, before it is too late. The procedures for de-homerizing you will be much more painful and prolonged once you decide to let some man slip his pickle up there.

There are other hobbies you can take up. Like hunting for example. Fags don't hunt, that is a well-known fact.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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what do you mean there is no such thing? i love the lord and am gay, therefore i (and many, many others) are living proof of gay christians. and i can't abandon something i was born with. can YOU control what foods you think taste good? no, just like i can't control what i am attracted to.
First, if you were truly Saved, you would be incapable of sin, as Pastor Ezekiel has already noted.

Second, whether you believe you can control your attractions or not, surely you can control your behaviors. The Bible condemns not those who are attracted to their own sex, but those who engage in sodomy.

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i cannot take you seriously until i see sites like these dedicated to abolishing rabbits, tattoos, etc.
Do you think that this is an anti-Homer site? This is a site dedicated to sharing the Complete and True Word of God, not bashing Homers. You have confused us with www.Godhatesfags.com.

Have a look around. This section to help bring Homers to God is but a small section of God's Favorite Forum.
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I do hope you're not a furry. Sister M&Ms really hates furries. Apparently, so does God. www.Godhatesfurries.com

By the way, rabbits are not an abomination. They are considered unclean, like pigs, and eating them makes one who keeps Kosher unclean. However, as mentioned earlier in this thread by Brother Temperance, Jesus abolished dietary regulations. If you knew your Bible, you'd know that.

The fact that you think having a pet rabbit is somehow an affront to God indicates that, first, you don't love Jesus at all, as you intentionally do things to offend Him; and second, that you haven't read the Bible, but rather some list of nonsense prepared by someone else as "talking points" to try to distract Christians. It may work on the False Christians you encounter, but we are True Christians.

(By the way, "hamburgers" don't have ham in them -- duh -- and ground meat is not forbidden. Get your facts straight. You meant "cheeseburgers", because they combine meat and dairy in the same meal, numbskull.)
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so valentine's day is now ungodly?? lol. why do you people make up this crap?
You made up bunnies being an abomination, then distract from your hypocrisy by accusing us? How very Christian of you!

The Catholic church made up sainthood (it's SAINT Valentine's Day), which leads to idolatry. They pray to dead people -- including Mary, whom they call "Queen of Heaven" -- instead of praying to God. This is one of the greatest sins of the Catholic cult.

For this sin of idolatry, God makes them Homers, which is why so many Catholic priests sexually abuse altar boys:

Romans 1: 22-27
22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.

You see, God saw the idolators, and was very upset. How dare they worship an idol, instead of Him! (God gets very jealous of idols; you'd know this, if you READ YOUR BIBLE.) So, He made the people worshipping the idol into Homers, so He would have one more reason to cast them into Hell.
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PPS: If you follow ALL of His commandments. Try reading the Bible, and find out how God feels about those who sin.

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what do you mean there is no such thing? i love the lord and am gay, therefore i (and many, many others) are living proof of gay christians. and i can't abandon something i was born with. can YOU control what foods you think taste good? no, just like i can't control what i am attracted to.
No, but I can control what foods I eat. Jesus abolished the dietary laws found in the Old Testament, but I still follow them just to be safe. You enjoy chowing down on a lobster-wrapped tallywacker, I'll just enjoy Heaven.
Out of curiosity, how do you decide what parts of the Bible to pretend don't exist and what parts you'll follow? Is there a special formula, or do you just act on whim?

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Sister M&Ms really hates furries.
They are a disgusting abomination. One of these days, I should tell you about "Father" Mark back from my Papist past. (YOU ARE NOT A FERRET, MARK! YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT A MAN OF GOD!!!)


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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-15-2007, 03:18 AM

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Do you see us running around rapping men, children, women and household pets at our whim?
i'm gay, not a rapist. there is a difference.

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Being straight is as easy as pie!
if you are born straight, that is.

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Name one thing that we have made up. Just one!
well other than claiming homosexuality is a sin, i've glanced through your articles and you people claim God will damn you to hell if He catches you on the toilet when He returns to earth. lol.

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Whichever "lord" you claim to love is certainly just as much a fag as you are. We worship the Lord here (capitalized, since there is only One Jesus Christ, Our Lord). I suggest you spend less time on your knees pleasuring your lord and more time on your knees begging for the Lord's Mercy.
i worship God and His son only... if i don't capitalize His name sometimes it's because i never capitalize anything. geez, ever heard of typos?

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We don't discard half of the Bible just because we don't like it! No sirree!
see the original post... you people tend to ignore john 3:16 and lev 19:18.

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bush will be gone 2009. :3

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I suggest you study Christianity and not paganistical things that promote their fake-god as "all loving".
hate is a sin and God is free of sin. therefore God cannot hate but can only love. =)

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actually i can prove i am a christian simply by expressing my respect for Him and the fact that i accept He is real, whereas it would be impossible for me to prove i am a toaster or a pile of tires (unless i was really good at photoshop lol!)

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There are other hobbies you can take up. Like hunting for example. Fags don't hunt, that is a well-known fact.
i would never kill an animal...

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First, if you were truly Saved, you would be incapable of sin, as Pastor Ezekiel has already noted.
do you lie to your kids about santa clause? you have sinned. do you fantasize about bedding women? you have sinned. all people sin, it is inevitable.

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but those who engage in sodomy.
pre-marital, though. i plan to stay a virgin until i am married.

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I do hope you're not a furry. Sister M&Ms really hates furries. Apparently, so does God. www.Godhatesfurries.com
wow that was an ignorant comment. so only furries own bunnies as pets?? and that site is a joke. in fact, the owner himself IS a furry! lol.

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i cannot take you seriously until i see sites like these dedicated to abolishing rabbits, tattoos, etc.
Is the Oklahoma State Legislature good enough?


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i'm gay, not a rapist. there is a difference.
All sins cause you to be equally deserving of Hell. And I think you won't enjoy being eternally flaming

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if you are born straight, that is.
You are born straight. Being gay is a choice! Just look at Ted Haggard - for awhile he chose to put men's tallywhackers in his mouth, and he now chooses not to. It's that simple!

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well other than claiming homosexuality is a sin, i've glanced through your articles and you people claim God will damn you to hell if He catches you on the toilet when He returns to earth. lol.
We are to be prepared for Jesus' return. Being caught on the toilet doing the dirty business is no way to herald the return of the King! I would damn me to hell for being that discourteous!

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i worship God and His son only... if i don't capitalize His name sometimes it's because i never capitalize anything. geez, ever heard of typos?
Typos are generally caused by Satan. If you were of God, then your typing would be immaculate. Typos are the equivalent of the homosexual lisp -- an abomination to God.

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see the original post... you people tend to ignore john 3:16 and lev 19:18.
You ignore the rest of the Bible. We merely see the bigger picture, that God loves those that love Him! You ignore the fact that He hates your lifestyle because it makes you feel all sad inside.

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bush will be gone 2009. :3
Don't count your chickens before they hatch, my friend. The Patriot Act is an amazing thing!

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hate is a sin and God is free of sin. therefore God cannot hate but can only love. =)
Show me where in the Bible that it says that God is not allowed to hate? In fact, God often burns with hate at many people (the Jewishes, Muslimers and such). God is a jealous God, and as such hates those that don't Love Him. I suggest you get your facts straight!

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actually i can prove i am a christian simply by expressing my respect for Him and the fact that i accept He is real, whereas it would be impossible for me to prove i am a toaster or a pile of tires (unless i was really good at photoshop lol!)
Oh behave. Stop being such a homer, it sickens me. Just claiming to respect Jesus doesn't mean that you are a Christian Remember, even Satan Himself respects Jesus -- will we be seeing him in Heaven? I think not.


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i would never kill an animal...
Then you're a hippie vegan? No wonder you're a faggit.

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do you lie to your kids about santa clause? you have sinned. do you fantasize about bedding women? you have sinned. all people sin, it is inevitable.
But through the grace of Jesus we are forgiven because we repent and change. I can assure you that we here at Landover most certainly do not lie to our kids about Satan Claws. We tell them just what he is: a symbol set up by Satan to try to deceive those weak in their faith. In fact we even have our annual "Beat Back Satan" run through the nearest malls to send these homos back to where they belong: Satan's lair


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pre-marital, though. i plan to stay a virgin until i am married.
Again, let us praise Jesus that the Godly George W. Bush will never let this happen on HIS watch!

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as you made up homosexuality being an abomination. now we're even.
We made that up?!
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"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Well, that cleared that up. Let us not be accusing True Christians of fraud, my friend. Buy yourself a Bible and put it on the nightstand where the AsstroGlide is now. Then maybe you'll read it.


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well other than claiming homosexuality is a sin...as you made up homosexuality being an abomination.
We made it up? We lied about it? We've quoted chapter and verse from the Bible showing exactly where it is, right here in this thread. We can do so again if you'd like, and just from the New Testament!

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Seriously, you feelgood "Christians" might has well toss the Bible away and just follow a John 3:16 pamphlet. Because I'm in a good mood, let's throw in some OT...

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

You claim we made that up, but there it is, right out of the Bible. Go look it up yourself. Your claim that we made it up is either a foul lie, or your brain is so addled by Satan and sin that you refuse to accept that it's really there, and maybe when you read it what you see is "Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt lie with mankind, womankind, sheepkind, or any kind! None of it is an abomination, honey!"

Oh, but there is more.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

So why would God think sodomy is an abomination deserving of death one year, and He's just fine with it the next? Do you really think He's that whimsical? He's a flip-flopper? Or do Sodomites have their own special Bible where they write that He was recruited into your lifestyle?

Deuteronomy
23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel,nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
23:18 Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Oh dear, the Bible isn't clear at all about how God feels about Sodomites! Well, it was to Saul.

1 Samuel 20:30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?

But we're just making this up! God is a loving God who loves everyone and all people need to do is say they believe in Jesus and we will all go to heaven!

1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Nobody ever called it an abomination before us!

1 Kings 15:11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD,as did David his father.
15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

Why do you even bother with the Bible, considering that you believe it was mostly written by Landover Baptist Church and sent back in time. You did say we made the whole abomination thing up, so this must be what you believe.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Go hide under your covers with your John 3:16 pamphlet and keep telling yourself that God is just fine with your disgusting ways. We're in the End Times, and your eyes will be opened to the truth very, very soon.


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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-15-2007, 04:07 AM

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i'm gay, not a rapist. there is a difference.

Not when the discussion regards being able to control your behavior. Or are you saying you can't control your behavior?

Perhaps you're too well-trained to typical Homer knee-jerk reactions, when you hear "rapist" or "pedophile" do you automatically yell, "IT WASN'T ME, I WASN'T EVEN THERE!!"

if you are born straight, that is.

Everybody is born straight. If not, you're claiming God creates innocent people who are born as abominations to Himself. For what purpose? He saves that for idolators, and then He casts them into Hell.

well other than claiming homosexuality is a sin, i've glanced through your articles and you people claim God will damn you to hell if He catches you on the toilet when He returns to earth. lol.

I must have missed that article. Perhaps it was condemning the inexcusable use of 5-gallon flush toilets; wastefulness is surely sinful.

However, the Bible tells us that sodomy is a sin. Sister M&Ms has already posted the relevant verses.

i worship God and His son only... if i don't capitalize His name sometimes it's because i never capitalize anything. geez, ever heard of typos?

If you "never capitalize anything", it's not a typo, it's intentional. A "typo" is a "typographical error", meaning an accidental striking or skipping of a key while typing. SO which is it? You either made a typo, or you intentionally disrespect God and Jesus by not capitalizing His Name.

see the original post... you people tend to ignore john 3:16 and lev 19:18.

We ignore no part of the Bible. You, however, seem to ignore whatever's inconvenient for you. Like being forbidden to taste the forbidden fruit, whatever his name might be.

hate is a sin and God is free of sin. therefore God cannot hate but can only love. =)

Show us where in the Bible it says that God cannot hate (we can show you 25+ instances where it says He does hate) and where it says He "only loves" humans.

Sounds like some typical False Christian Wishful Thinking to me. Rewrite the Bible to say whatever you want and turn God from the wrathful war God of Vengeance that He is into some doobie-tokin' corksoakin' hippie!

actually i can prove i am a christian simply by expressing my respect for Him and the fact that i accept He is real, whereas it would be impossible for me to prove i am a toaster or a pile of tires (unless i was really good at photoshop lol!)

You would only prove you are a Christian by loving Jesus enough to obey His Law. You show that you hate Him by denying His Law.

i would never kill an animal...

Then you must be a vegan, correct? No wonder you think you're a Homer. You're eating too much soy, and the phytoestrogens are throwing off your hormonal balance. Get some meat in your mouth, boy!

do you lie to your kids about santa claus? you have sinned. do you fantasize about bedding women? you have sinned. all people sin, it is inevitable.

No. We tell our kids that the very idea of a fat, bearded man floating around the North Pole, peeping in on billions of children throughout the world like some perverted voyeur, taking notes on all their behavior as they eat, sleep, bathe, change clothes, etc., then rewarding them all in one night with material possessions is a ludicrous concept. We do not raise our children to be gullible fools; did your parents lie to YOU about Santa Claus? Since you seem to believe you can change God's Word at will, I can only assume you're prone to believing whatever fantastic lies you're told.

pre-marital, though. i plan to stay a virgin until i am married.

Homosexual marriage does not exist in the eyes of God, as men laying with men or women laying with women is an abomination unto Him. Even if you live in a state or country (you do sound rather Canadian) where homosexual marriage is permitted, it means nothing to God and is still sodomous fornication.

Marriage is between one man and one (or more) women ONLY.

wow that was an ignorant comment. so only furries own bunnies as pets??

You're the one slowly stroking his bunny's soft fur, perhaps letting it rub against your . . . er, FACE, while typing one-handed online. I can only guess what sort of perversions you're into.

and that site is a joke. in fact, the owner himself IS a furry! lol.

Really, so the guy spends all his time making furries look ludicrous and condemning them as zoophiles-in-training, and you say he is one himself?! I guess that means you know him, eh? Do you dress up as Thumper for him, while he does Bambi?

as you made up homosexuality being an abomination. now we're even.
Sorry, son. God made up sodomy being an abomination. Sister M&Ms quoted the verses for you; I suggest you look them up.

We're not here to condemn and judge; we just want to see you straighten up and get cured so you don't have to burn in Hell with all the furries and flamers.

Kindly quote from the Bible when explaining why you think sodomy is not an abomination before God, and why you think that all Levitical law is no longer applicable. Surely your Pastor Feelgood (or, in your case, maybe it's Pastor Feelyougood; do you go to a Lesbyterian or MCC church, perhaps?) can help you with your research.

Failing that, maybe www.bible.com can help, or wikipedia.

FYI, we use the King James Version (1611) here.
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Default Re: Homosexuality is not a sin - 02-15-2007, 04:13 AM

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i'm gay, not a rapist. there is a difference.
No there isn't; both are giving into their sexual urges. It is only the thin line of values that God's grace imposes on us humans that keeps the streets from turning into unspeakable scenes of mass man on man rape! For love of Jesus friend get back in line with the rest of us and don't leave an opening in the ranks for Satan to exploit!



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