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  • #16
    Re: Survival Camp

    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    I heard it may have something to do with the amish.

    I did see a horse drawn buggy with an orange reflective triangle on the back of it the other day.
    Those Meninite's give me the creeps. Last night you could see their oil lamps flickering in the darkness. This morning they were chanting their primitive chants from the other side of the woods this morning; "Hey! Ho! Heave the hay!"

    They're up to no good!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #17
      Re: Survival Camp

      Bah. What's to say he won't end up in some cannibal stewpot if he's anywhere near certain tribes (NOT witches, so don't start!)
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      • #18
        Re: Survival Camp

        Well, it's been a really long time. I hope he didn't eat the wrong kind of plants or mushrooms, or one of them poison toads. They say they'll make you go plum loco. There is no telling what he'd do then.
        We'd better pray brothers and sisters.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #19
          Re: Survival Camp

          OK I'm really worried now. I heard some strange sounds out back and I shined my spotlight and this is what I saw:

          I'm sorry I have to crudely stech it, but the light was too poor to get a good shot, with a camera or a shotgun!
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          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #20
            Re: Survival Camp



            I don't believe it! Could it be that Mikey has gone tree-huger?? Maybe we should comb the forrest for any signs of him, don't you think??

            Moon
            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • #21
              Re: Survival Camp

              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post


              I don't believe it! Could it be that Mikey has gone tree-huger?? Maybe we should comb the forrest for any signs of him, don't you think??

              Moon
              It could be Moonflower; certain trees have been found with ribbons tied around them. The though makes a Christian's skin crawl. If Brother Mike has turned into a long haired animal bothering nature freak we may have to put a bullet in his head. Jesus would want it that way.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #22
                Re: Survival Camp

                Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?

                Moon
                Last edited by MoonFlower; 10-12-2006, 09:45 PM.
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • #23
                  Re: Survival Camp

                  Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                  :O Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?

                  Moon
                  We will have to see Moony. Sometimes it is better this way and it looks pretty grim for Brother Mike.

                  I promise you if it comes to that he won't feel a thing.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Survival Camp

                    Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.

                    Moon
                    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                    • #25
                      Re: Survival Camp

                      Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                      Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.

                      Moon
                      Believe me, Moonchild, Brother mike is not going to "snap out of it".

                      I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Survival Camp

                        Bro Mike has turned?
                        Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
                        It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Survival Camp

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Bro Mike has turned?
                          Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
                          It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.
                          We're not hurting him, we are just resorting to heroic measures.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Survival Camp

                            Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Survival Camp

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.
                              Rachael,

                              Brother Mike soul is wounded and suffering. Everytime he pets a fuzzy little squirrel or smells a bright flower that higher side of him screams like the demons of hell are torturing him.

                              Mike would have wanted it this way.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Survival Camp

                                Turned from God, has he?

                                I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
                                It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!

                                I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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