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    I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

    Sherri…I don't know what to say about this…

    Your Valentine card….My heart is beating out of my chest….DO I dare to love again? I've been hurt before…

    I see you're shy too, you even snuck the valentine in by disguised, labelling it as address to Brother Jeb….I understand, black ops, deniability, you've got to hide your love away…

    Oh Sherri…Your proposal that I become your Valentine….I DO!
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-16-2014, 05:05 PM. Reason: Sorry to rip open an old wound, but without that link nobody will know what you're talking about.
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    Re: I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

    Thanks Sherri. I'll have a talk with the postman.

    Girls, you shouldn't have. I mean LITERALLY, you shouldn't have, because Valentine's day is evil.

    But still, thank you:

    Abigail, Atarah, Amber, Autumn, Bathsheba, Bambi, Brandi-Lynn, Brittany, Becky R, Becky B, Becky E, Beulah, Bilhah, Brianna, Brandy, Brandi, Casey-Lee, Cassandra, Candi, Candy, Candace, Channing, Chantel, Charlene, Chantelle, Claudia, Chloe, Chloe-Leigh, Courtney-Anne, Crusenberry, Crystal, Dakota-Lee, Daisy-May, Daisy-Mae, Destiny C, Destiny B, Destiny H, Devon, Diamond, Dolly, Dolly-Anne, Drusilla, Eden, Earline, Earleen, Emmalou, Emma-Lee, Elisha, Eunice, Faith B, Faith H, Faith J, Ginger, Gainer, Glover, Hadassah, Jenny, Jenny-Lee, Jolene, Jewel, Heather, Heather-Lynn, Hinkley, Huxtable, Kacey-May, Katrina, Katrina-Hope, Katrina-Faith, Kelsey, Kendra, Magdalene, Melody, Krista, Krystle, Kylie, Lauren, Mandy, Marilyn, Marissa, Misty, Misti, Mistie, Mindy, Myra, Nikki, Noel, Patience, Priscilla, Reba, Reba-Ann, Ruby, Rubi, Samantha, Savannah P, Savannah B, Sierra, Serena, Shawna, Shelby, Sherry, Sherrie, Star, Summer, Tabitha, Tara J, Tara P, Tara S, Tara T, Tara-Lynn, Tara-Lee, Tara-Jackson, Tara-Bedford-Forest, Talitha, Taylor, Tami, Tammy, Temperance, Tiffany, Tiffani, Trina, Urleen (sp?) and 12 others that are either unsigned or indecipherable.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-16-2014, 05:53 PM.
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    • #3
      Re: I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

      You didn't get my Chocolates?

      Or did TRENT eat them?
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      • #4
        Re: I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

        Originally posted by Dr. Laurie PHD View Post
        You didn't get my Chocolates?
        I tried them last year. For the rest of the day everything looked like Spiders.

        Or did TRENT eat them?
        No, he's always like that.
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        • #5
          Re: I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

          Unrelated question: what do you call a three-way with yourself?

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          • #6
            Re: I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Unrelated question: what do you call a three-way with yourself?
            Huh? I don't get heathen jokes.

            Edit: That reminds me, Daisy Cheney, I forgot to thank you too.
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            • #7
              Re: I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

              Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
              Daisy Cheney, I forgot to thank you too.
              THE Daisy Cheney? I thought she was just an urban legend.

              She's really difficult, right? Because everybody I ask says "Daisy Cheney? Get in line…"
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              • #8
                Re: I got a Valentine! My first Valentine!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Unrelated question: what do you call a three-way with yourself?
                Immoral.

                1 Corinthians 6
                18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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