[Youth Minister Harry]

I'm starting a video service to allow parents to watch over their children while not in the same room with them. Parents who need to step out of the home will be able to log into my adult video server and watch what their kids are doing. I also offer a monitoring and recording service for a small additional fee.

As a special introductory offer, Kid-Watcher™ video services for all boys aged 5 to 11 will be free of charge while boys aged 12 to 18 will also be free. Girls will be $99.50 per month plus an extra $75 fine every time I have to see them undressed.

Sign up now. My bandwidth is little narrow, but it gets the job done.


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[Virginia Day Templeton]

My husband Gary was working on something similar to this, only you'd use it to watch other people's kids, in case they didn't have time. At least that's how he explained it to me. He was convinced it would be the next big app. It's unbelievable, the kind of filthy behavior kids get up to these days thanks to Hollywood and the music industry. Some of these second-graders were doing things that would make Traci Lords blush. It just goes to illustrate the importance of a True Christian upbringing.

[Youth Minister Harry]

I'd love to get my hands on any tapes you might still have, Mrs. Templeton. I think they would be useful for study and for research. I've got the VHS all warmed up!

[Ph0enix808]

I would be happy to have this

my 2 boys are worried when they are alone so im sure they will be happy when an adult is watching over them

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by Ph0enix808

I would be happy to have this

my 2 boys are worried when they are alone so im sure they will be happy when an adult is watching over them

Do your boys like plying with each other? Do they play well or do they need to be guided? Do you have any photo's, of them playing together?

I know some people on the internet that don't have any children that would get great joy from looking at them.

[Ph0enix808]

They play well but some times they get a bit rough, I hope who ever watches them enjoys it

[ExGay Alex]

I wish to give my ringing endorsement to this valuable service.

I have a nephew who has a friend, and they were staying at my house. Now, I have a very nice and well-appointed home filled with expensive antiques and fine furnishings that I have collected over the year. I keep the place immaculate. I do have sports equipment that the boys can play with, namely basketballs and a baseball, but these are strictly for use in the garage or yard.

Anyway, the boys brought ping ping balls, but I don't have a ping pong table. I was concerned that they would toss these about while I was out of the room, so I engaged Youth Minister Harry to video monitor them.

Of course, they did exactly what I feared. While I encouraged them strongly to go to the garage with me and play with my balls, they seemed entirely uninterested in my ample equipment, which was extremely disappointing.

Instead, they played with each other's balls in my living room when I was not there. They found one of my videos, which apparently they found boring and so they pulled out their balls out almost as soon I left the room and started playing. (Admittedly "You've Got Male" is a boring movie and, while interesting at first, I myself have been known to lose interest quite suddenly and turn it off in the middle.)

Things got out of hand and being young they lost control one of them left a big splotchy stain on my velours sofa. The video proved which one of them was responsible for this, and I was able to seek a suitable recompense. Thank you, Kid-Watcher™ Video Service!!