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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by radulova View PostLuring your daughter into being a whore? isnt that what satan does, as you said?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Yes, but it seems like you are encouraging people to let their daughters act like whores for some period of time inorder to get them married.
Sounds to me like its an act that satan would promote?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Dear Radish;
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
i am sorry if i have insulted anyone, that was not my intention.
I just discovered this site a couple of days ago and have been reading some threads. Ive especially read some of cranky old mans posts and found them to be intresting.
But i just had some trouble understanding the 2 specific parts i wrote about above, and just wanted him to explain, or make it clear how his suggestion wasnt the same as encouraging people to dress/act like whores.
I hope you understand that i am just curious and dont want to insult anyone.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by radulova View PostYes, but it seems like you are encouraging people to let their daughters act like whores for some period of time inorder to get them married.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostWell, first of all one would only do this with a very ugly daughter.
Can this be applied to other situations? if yes, then who is it that decides what satanic actions are ok, and in what circumstances?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by radulova View PostCan this be applied to other situations? if yes, then who is it that decides what satanic actions are ok, and in what circumstances?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostStep #3: Have SEX!
This is the tricky part. Sex is an awful activity that has to be practiced exactly once for every child you want to make. It's a horrible despicable act that unfortunately has to be done to make the child. Details on sex can be found in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed you have to plant). Make sure you have sex at the proper moment during her "cycle". Don't even bother figuring out how that works, just ask your wife as she will know about this. Unfortunately, she is probably going to tell you about it even if you don't ask about it.
But you can't mean this serious, this is one big joke!
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Originally posted by Jurre_666 View PostThis is the only part I like, and it isn't awful.
But you can't mean this serious, this is one big joke!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by radulova View Postok, so if ive got this right (correct me if im wrong) it is ok to go astray if you have no other option, and promote what for some might think of being a satanic act?
Originally posted by Jurre_666 View PostThis is the only part I like, and it isn't awful.
But you can't mean this serious, this is one big joke!O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by The Hitch View PostAnd he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by The Hitch View PostAnd he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.
And what does Hitch mean? Are you related to that Chris Hitchins Joo boy?Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Do you even know what pedophile means?
Keep following the wisdom of half illiterate goat herders, I see its leaving Phenomenal gaps in your social skills.
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