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Angry God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 01:42 AM

As we know, God seized one of the Malaysian airplanes recently and no one can find it. That is because God took that airplane and all the Chinamen on it and put it somewhere it cannot be found, unless He decides to let it be found.

Now, the Lord has used the good offices of Brother President Vladimir Putin, who has brought Christianity to Russia at long last, to shoot one of them from the sky. This time, the wreckage was left for all to see, as a warning against sin.

I believe that God is angered at the Malaysians due to the fact that they are Muslims and mostly Chinamen, too. That must be just too much for even the Lord to tolerate. I expect He will lay their entire country waste directly.

His will be done.


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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 02:24 AM

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As we know, God seized one of the Malaysian airplanes recently and no one can find it. That is because God took that airplane and all the Chinamen on it and put it somewhere it cannot be found, unless He decides to let it be found.

Now, the Lord has used the good offices of Brother President Vladimir Putin, who has brought Christianity to Russia at long last, to shoot one of them from the sky. This time, the wreckage was left for all to see, as a warning against sin.

I believe that God is angered at the Malaysians due to the fact that they are Muslims and mostly Chinamen, too. That must be just too much for even the Lord to tolerate. I expect He will lay their entire country waste directly.

His will be done.
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Item: if Jesus had wanted to prevent those planes from crashing/dissappearing, He would have done that.
Item: if Jesus had wanted so save even a single person from an agonizing death, He would have done that. Miracles take place all the time, but not here because Jesus didn't want to!
Item: thus, Jesus hated those people. He tells us so.

Luke 19:27
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


Jesus does not want to save His enemies.


But us, who love and obey Him, He protects even when we take to the skies!



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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 04:13 AM

One must always keep in mind the depth of our Saviors love for us means like a good parent Christ won't hesitate a second to have our throats cut for our own good! It is to much for Jesus to just tolerate what ever these Malaysians did. So The Prince of Peace did what He had to do and blew those to planes out of the sky into Hell.



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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 05:50 AM

One more reason that I need my Private Lear Jet when I am over there ministering to the chinks. You don't expect me to fly the satanic airplanes controlled by a tribe of slopes, do you?


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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 10:49 AM

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As we know, God seized one of the Malaysian airplanes recently and no one can find it. That is because God took that airplane and all the Chinamen on it and put it somewhere it cannot be found, unless He decides to let it be found.

Now, the Lord has used the good offices of Brother President Vladimir Putin, who has brought Christianity to Russia at long last, to shoot one of them from the sky. This time, the wreckage was left for all to see, as a warning against sin.

I believe that God is angered at the Malaysians due to the fact that they are Muslims and mostly Chinamen, too. That must be just too much for even the Lord to tolerate. I expect He will lay their entire country waste directly.

His will be done.

Dome retard there were no Muslims on board,
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Dome retard there were no Muslims on board,
You realize of course that pretty much every malaysianista worships the pee-drinking pedophile Mo-hambone, right?



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Dome retard there were no Muslims on board,
You ignorant piece of trash! What about the Bintambi family from Malaysia - Muhammad Afraz, Muhammad Afzul and Marsha Azmeena? And all the other Malaysians? What about all the fags attending the AIDS conference? It is very obvious that God chose that flight to smite.
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One more reason that I need my Private Lear Jet when I am over there ministering to the chinks. You don't expect me to fly the satanic airplanes controlled by a tribe of slopes, do you?
With you on board, wholly absorbed in prayer, a plane would never crash. If there was a hidden technical problem would prevent the plane from taking off in the first place because He wants you to fulfil His plan for your life (Philippians 1:6). A Pastor on board of a plane is a free life insurance for the other passengers. Even atheists and mudslimes benefit from this but they give nothing in return, not even a thank you.


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You realize of course that pretty much every malaysianista worships the pee-drinking pedophile Mo-hambone, right?

true Mohamed is a pedophile, but but the people on the plane are not Muslims
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You ignorant piece of trash! What about the Bintambi family from Malaysia - Muhammad Afraz, Muhammad Afzul and Marsha Azmeena? And all the other Malaysians? What about all the fags attending the AIDS conference? It is very obvious that God chose that flight to smite.

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Dome retard there were no Muslims on board,
Really?

Percentage distribution of Malaysian population by religion:



43 of the people on board that aircraft were Malaysians. If you pick one Malaysian at random, there's only a 38.7% (100 - 61.3) chance that they are not Muslim. The odds of picking 43 non-Muslim Malaysians in a row are therefore 0.387 raised to the 42nd power, i.e. (0.387)^42 = 4.8290369758066204645786440051918 x 10^-18, or 207,080,626,015,079,234 to one.

That's 207 QUADRILLION to one.

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Really?

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Hey, asshole, read what I wrote:

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43 of the people on board that aircraft were Malaysians. If you pick one Malaysian at random, there's only a 38.7% (100 - 61.3) chance that they are not Muslim. The odds of picking 43 non-Muslim Malaysians in a row are therefore 0.387 raised to the 42nd power, i.e. (0.387)^42 = 4.8290369758066204645786440051918 x 10^-18, or 207,080,626,015,079,234 to one.

That's 207 QUADRILLION to one.

You should be a lot more careful calling someone else a "dome retard".


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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 02:16 PM

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One must always keep in mind the depth of our Saviors love for us means like a good parent Christ won't hesitate a second to have our throats cut for our own good! It is to much for Jesus to just tolerate what ever these Malaysians did. So The Prince of Peace did what He had to do and blew those to planes out of the sky into Hell.
The Lord works in mysterious ways, Indeed! Anyone can plainly see God wanted somebody (or everybody) gone from this world. Consider that not only did he arrange a plane crash but if Satan tried to foil his plan and keep someone from receiving this gift from God he had a back up.
If anyone walked away from the wreck they would have found themselves in the land of the Iban, practicing headhunters.




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The Iban religion can be briefly summarized as follows:
The supreme God is called Bunsu or Kree Petara, sometimes also called as Raja Entala or even Tuhan Allah Taala (Arabic definite article al- "the" and ilāh "deity, god" to al-lāh meaning "the [sole] deity, God") in modern times.
There are seven main petaras (deities or gods) of Iban Dayaks who act as the messengers between human beings and God. These deities are the children of Raja Jembu and the grandchildren of Raja Durong.[2] Their names are as follows:
  • Sengalang Burong as the god of war for protection and sustenance
  • Biku Bunsu Petara (female)as the high priest
  • Sempulang Gana as the god of agriculture along with Semarugah as the god of land
  • Selempandai/Selempeta/Selempetoh as the god of creation
  • Menjaya Manang as the god of health and shamanism being the first manang bali
  • Anda Mara as the god of wealth
  • Ini Inee/Andan (female) as the natural-born doctor and the god of justice
In addition to these gods, there are mystical people namely the orang Panggau Libau and Gelong like Keling and Laja, and Kumang and Lulong who often help the Iban Dayaks to be successful in life and adventures.
Other spirits are called bunsu jelu (animal spirits), antu utai tumboh (plant spirits), antu (ghosts) such as antu gerasi (huntsman) and antu menoa (place spirits like hills or mounts). These spirits can be helpful, cause sickness or even madness.
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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 09:42 PM

And another thing- Malaysia is over there near to Indonesia, which is another godless Hell hole full of Chinamen and Muslims. That is the place the Lord near to wiped off the Earth on Jesus' birthday a few years ago. That was probably part of this same scourging that is destroying the airplanes.


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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 07-26-2014, 10:18 PM

Its quite obvious why God hates Malaysia. Lets see here, most of them are muslims, which means they are potential terrorists. And if they are not muslims, they are budhistians (just a nicer word for chink atheism). Less than 10% are Christians, but what kind of "Christians "do you think those are? They are Godless anglicans, methodists and cathlics (worse than muslims)! No baptists!
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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 09-09-2014, 08:19 AM

The Scandinavians who investigated this crash have now found out the reason. (With apologies for linking to a communist news source)

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MH17 broke up in mid-air after being hit by "numerous objects" that "pierced the plane at high speed".
That sounds to me like a bird strike. A flock of peregrine falcons or golden eagles flying at top speed would do it. Could it be that after all, this was nothing to do with Brother President Putin and he is yet again being unfairly scapegoated?


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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 09-09-2014, 04:52 PM

I believe that this investigation simply confirms what Christians have known in their hearts all along- that this was an act of God which He conducted through the good offices of President Brother Vladimir Putin, the great Christian leader of Russia.

That airplane was full of Mohammed worshipping, terrorist Chinamen and marijuana smoking, atheist Dutchmen. Can even the most blatant God denier really believe that was a coincidence?

I think not. From time to time, the Lord reveals His presence. I believe this was one of those times.


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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 09-16-2014, 02:56 AM

This is another in a stream of events where the Lord has chosen to smite those sinners beyond redemtopn. This plane crash. The multiple disappearing planes. The tsunamis. The hurricanes. What are these but the Lord showing people they are sinful and must amend their ways? I am so glad I have found these rooms, when I first proposed this theory, and complained about the dirty mussys, I was told I was crazy and racist. Well I guess the Lord is showing them all, and some of us are blessed enough to see this happening and recognise it for what it is


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Default Re: God Hates Malaysia, Decides to Destroy Their Airplanes - 09-16-2014, 04:48 PM

Yes, Sister, I believe we are seeing God's will unfold.

We are Christians, but we are also Americans. I'm afraid that we have been guilty of leaping to the conclusion that the Lord God is as concerned about the Arabs as we are.

I believe that we should view this situation as clear evidence that it is the Muslims who are so hated by the Lord, not just the Arabs. God hates the Arabs because they are Mohamed worshipping wretches, not because they are Arabs. I believe that the Lord doesn't hate the Arabs any more than He hates all Muslims.

Thus, it makes perfect scientific sense that the Lord would smite the Chinaman Muslims first. There are more of them and, in the long run, it is obviously best to reduce their overall numbers before any outright massacre.

We don't understand all of God's works, but sometimes His intentions are clear.


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