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  • #1

    Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

    I know people with damaged stones, bastards, and other defects won't go, but what about mental defects? If a retard is so retarded, then they couldn't understand enough to accept Christ. But I saw a bunch of them in A Christian workshop making leather wallets to sell and they were all singing, "Jesus Loves the Little Children," so maybe they could get into heaven.
    Retarded isn't in the Bible.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • #2
    Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

    I think as long as they're not too retarded to say "I accept you Jesus". Otherwise, it's hell for them, as the bible clearly states accepting Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Hell will also be filled with aborted babies and children too young to accept our Loving Lord™.
    Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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    • #3
      Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

      Perhaps some Godly and infallible Landover Baptist theologians could weigh in on this, but I suspect they might be allowed into retard heaven.
      Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 02-20-2007, 03:53 PM.

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      • #4
        Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

        Well I would go by Leviticus 21??

        Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

        Surely Mongies are "blemished".

        Do these faces look GLORY bound to you? I don't think they do...but what do I know... I am merely a woman.

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        • #5
          Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

          Surely allowing retardos into heaven will be bad idea. Remember the time that Stinky was put on gaurd duty and ended up letting a family of Mexicans into church? I shutter to think what would happen in heaven!
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          • #6
            Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

            Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
            Surely allowing retardos into heaven will be bad idea. Remember the time that Stinky was put on gaurd duty and ended up letting a family of Mexicans into church? I shutter to think what would happen in heaven!
            Perhaps there is a place within God's site that he puts them, while not letting them through the gates? At least the ones that aren't too retarded to say, "I accept Jesus."
            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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            • #7
              Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

              Maybe It's the Parents, not the Mong that gets left out of Heaven?
              I mean, it was their sins that God was punishing in the first place that caused HIM© to present them with a Tard.

              It's just one more Godly® reason for a man to be a Eunuch.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • #8
                Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                Maybe It's the Parents, not the Mong that gets left out of Heaven?
                I mean, it was their sins that God was punishing in the first place that caused HIM© to present them with a Tard.

                It's just one more Godly® reason for a man to be a Eunuch.
                I wonder if they even have souls.

                Perhaps, in His infinite mercy, He created them soulless?

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                • #9
                  Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                  wow, so even people with zits won't get into Heaven! Parents, don't let your kids out of your sight while they are teenagers! if they die with zits, they'll burn in Hell! Homeschool!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    wow, so even people with zits won't get into Heaven! Parents, don't let your kids out of your sight while they are teenagers! if they die with zits, they'll burn in Hell! Homeschool!
                    Brother, as we all know, Zits are caused by the child M'ing! This is entirely forbidden by Jesus© so basically is condemned to Hell for Eternity.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #11
                      Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                      your all sick. Mentally retarded people and babies too young to understand go to heven . i wont try to explain it because i see that your the ones who are very sick
                      linda

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                      • #12
                        Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                        It looks like one of them managed to post a reply.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • #13
                          Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          It looks like one of them managed to post a reply.
                          Wow another insult. I should've guessed.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                            Look at that grammar! Don't tell me a person at full mental capacity wrote that.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • #15
                              Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              Look at that grammar! Don't tell me a person at full mental capacity wrote that.
                              It is possible they are just lazy.

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