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  • 2-DisGay
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    • Jan 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Banal Trolling

    is having anal with a girl consitered homosexual in the eyes of GOD?
  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6570

    #2
    Re: anal

    No, but it is the equally-damning sin of MURDER.

    God personally sculped the souls in every one of those sperm you murder every time you engage in non-procrative sexual activity.

    Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. -Jeremiah 1:5, and Psalm 139:13

    That's why LUST is a sin. Biblically approved sex means lights out, man on top, in and out in under 2 minutes, without the seed being spilled.

    To find out more about what the Bible says about the unborn, read here.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Re: anal

      Originally posted by 2-DisGay View Post
      is having anal with a girl consitered homosexual in the eyes of GOD?
      That is just disgusting. God wants us to have NORMAL relations, not act like queers.

      Are you even married to her? How old are you boy?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: anal

        That's kind of dirty. Are you in the right forum?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • TheTruePath
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          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2008
          • 16

          #5
          Re: anal

          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post

          Biblically approved sex means lights out, man on top, in and out in under 2 minutes.
          2 minutes is too short. I assume there's leeway with this.

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          • CaveManJoke
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 62

            #6
            Re: anal

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            God personally sculped the souls in every one of those sperm you murder every time you engage in non-procrative sexual activity.
            Damned, wasting alot time if you ask me, is it true he cries when ever we masterbate too? If so, I would imagine he is on the verge of dehydration. Time to go kill some kittens!

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5388

              #7
              Re: anal

              Originally posted by TheTruePath View Post
              2 minutes is too short. I assume there's leeway with this.
              If it takes more than two minutes, you're doing something in there you shouldn't be. Kind of like the shower. Do your business and get out of there, stop wasting water.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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              • gnannka
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2008
                • 17

                #8
                Re: Banal Trolling

                LM@O

                Where in the bible does it say sex can't take more than two minutes? I think I joined the wrong forum. I thought this was a Christian forum spreading the word of God not a misinterprited cult. lol Some please show where the delete button is!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Banal Trolling

                  Originally posted by gnannka View Post
                  LM@O

                  Where in the bible does it say sex can't take more than two minutes? I think I joined the wrong forum. I thought this was a Christian forum spreading the word of God not a misinterprited cult. lol Some please show where the delete button is!
                  You won't be laughing when Jesus has you burned in the Lake of Fire for all those unborn you murdered sinner if you don't repent!

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • gnannka
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                    • Jan 2008
                    • 17

                    #10
                    Re: Banal Trolling

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    You won't be laughing when Jesus has you burned in the Lake of Fire for all those unborn you murdered sinner if you don't repent!

                    You are more than welcome to feel that way. It also says in the bible to not judge and you are not anyone equiped to judge me. This site doesn't worship the God of the bible please tell me how to delete my account or ban me. IDC I can't be apart of this cult.

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #11
                      Re: Banal Trolling

                      Originally posted by gnannka View Post
                      You are more than welcome to feel that way. It also says in the bible to not judge and you are not anyone equiped to judge me. This site doesn't worship the God of the bible please tell me how to delete my account or ban me. IDC I can't be apart of this cult.
                      I'm sad you feel this way, friend.
                      And I'm also sad that you don't know the Bible:
                      For we Christians are actually commanded to judge, only the unsaved (who aren't sinfree as we Saved are, 1 John 3:6) aren't allown to judge. (John 8:7)

                      But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
                      1 Corinthians 2:15

                      Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment:
                      Thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty:
                      But in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
                      Leviticus 19:15
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Banal Trolling

                        Originally posted by gnannka View Post
                        You are more than welcome to feel that way. It also says in the bible to not judge and you are not anyone equiped to judge me. This site doesn't worship the God of the bible please tell me how to delete my account or ban me. IDC I can't be apart of this cult.
                        No, we will not delete your' account; Jesus lead you here so we want to help you friend.

                        Now how can we not worship the God in The Bible? Are whole belief is based on what the Bible says. All I hear from you is “this isn’t what God wants” Well if Landover isn’t what God wants for us, His beloved chosen elect, then show us chapter and verse in The Bible.

                        Otherwise spare me your ridiculous intuitive knowledge of God’s will. I am not a Catholic and I do not by that.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • gnannka
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 17

                          #13
                          Re: Banal Trolling

                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker
                          I'm sad you feel this way, friend.
                          And I'm also sad that you don't know the Bible and yet you presume to accuse us with your flawed interpretations of it.
                          We Christians are actually commanded to judge, only the unsaved (who aren't sinfree as we Saved are, 1 John 3:6) aren't allown to judge. (John 8:7)

                          But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
                          1 Corinthians 2:15

                          Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment:
                          Thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty:
                          But in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
                          Leviticus 19:15
                          Ok ty, I dont want to debate the bible with you I want to know how to delete my account. Can you tell me how to do that so I can quit wasting your time?

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: Banal Trolling

                            Originally posted by gnannka View Post
                            Ok ty, I dont want to debate the bible with you I want to know how to delete my account. Can you tell me how to do that so I can quit wasting your time?
                            SAVING(tm) you from Hell is not waisting our time friend! How can you claim to be a Christian if you do not want to talk about God's Word?

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #15
                              Re: Banal Trolling

                              Originally posted by gnannka View Post
                              Ok ty, I dont want to debate the bible with you I want to know how to delete my account. Can you tell me how to do that so I can quit wasting your time?
                              Why don't you want to discuss the Bible with me?
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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