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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22900

    #1

    Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

    Seeking ever more ways to irritate God Himself, the UK has gone out of its way with this one. The defilers of God’s Word are now wanting to create a religion out of music that makes your ears bleed!

    Saint Ozzy Osbourne? I think not!

    Metal Britannia: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

    terrybezer / News / 18/01/2010 16:38pm

    Get all the details on how you can join our world metal peace ambassador Biff Byford in defending the faith in the best way possible – by making ‘heavy metal’ a recognised religion in the UK!

    Are you a defender of the faith? Do you throw the horns more often than you put your hands together? Then you’ll want to get in on Metal Hammer’s Metal Britannia campaign to let the powers that be know it.

    “Rock’n’roll is my religion and my law…”
    (You Can’t Kill Rock & Roll, Ozzy Osbourne, 1981) ()

    In the census of 2001, over 390,000 people stated that their religion was ‘Jedi’ on their census forms, making the real Stars Wars creed the fourth-biggest religion in the UK. With your help, we want to give metal the recognition it deserves by getting it acknowledged as a religion in the UK!

    Over the next year, Metal Hammer, with the help of Saxon’s Biff Byford acting as our very own world metal peace ambassador, will be saluting the UK’s rich heavy metal heritage, selecting a different town or city each month and celebrating its sterling contribution to our beloved music and culture.

    “Metal was created here so it must be in the gene pool in the UK, I think!” says Biff. “In the early 80s there was a huge number of great bands and we were all part of the same club, whatever we called ourselves, whether it was heavy rock, rock’n’roll or heavy metal, it made no difference. There was just this huge following of over a million people in the UK and now it’s happening all over again! Getting heavy metal recognised as a religion is a great bit of rebellion, isn’t it? This really is going to be a very cool thing.”

    Which bands and musicians do you think are worthy of prestigious positions within the Church Of Heavy Metal? And which towns or cities or other places do you think we should honour as integral parts of Metal Britannia over the coming months? Let us know by emailing us at metalbritannia@metalhammer.co.uk.
    This needs stopping before its infection reaches the USA and turns our children from Christ!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    “Metal was created here so it must be in the gene pool in the UK, I think!” says Biff."
    May God forgive me for promoting sickular science, but if there was ever a case for a sort of reverse genetic engineering, this would be it.



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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

      Are they going to limit themselves to British metalheads, or is King Diamond going to be their Arch-Bishop?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #4
        Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

        This is hardly a surprise to me. Heavy metal fans are almost exclusively nancyboys without friends who tried to compensate being a social failure with excessively loud and aggressive music. Then, to find comfort in a group, they flock together and think they are better then other people because of their "religion." So silly!

        Finally compare this:

        Get all the details on how you can join our world metal peace ambassador Biff Byford in defending the faith in the best way possible – by making ‘heavy metal’ a recognised religion in the UK!
        the story about a "world metal peace ambassador" (), with the following lyrics from Manowar's "The Gods Made Heavy Metal" (WARNING: Unchristian lyrics):
        We are the true believers
        It's our turn to show the world
        In the fire of heavy metal we were burned
        It's more than our religion
        It's the only way to live
        But the enemies of metal
        We can't forgive
        Yeah, world peace ambassador. Of course, we believe you!
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Zurosiel
          Unsaved trash, godmocker
          • Jan 2010
          • 27

          #5
          Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          We are the true believers
          It's our turn to show the world
          In the fire of heavy metal we were burned
          It's more than our religion
          It's the only way to live
          But the enemies of metal
          We can't forgive
          Amen to that!

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

            Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
            Amen to that!
            The Bible teaches forgiveness. You choose hate. Don't you realize that that will land you in Hell?

            It is never too late to accept Him, though!
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Zurosiel
              Unsaved trash, godmocker
              • Jan 2010
              • 27

              #7
              Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              The Bible teaches forgiveness.
              It sure does.

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              • TheManglerOfWords
                Unsaved trash, foreign godmocker
                • Jan 2010
                • 31

                #8
                Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                I really don't see the evil in metal music... To me it's just a form of expression with alot of curse and swear words, no more no less
                It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                • Victorian Christian
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 49

                  #9
                  Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                  People in here, I happen do be studying religion from a scientific aspect in the university, and given that authority I find it very disturbing, how hostility has become YOUR religion. The bible is a beautiful idea, it has given hope to those who had none and saved people from themselves multiple times, the bible is not a weapon! People who use it as such cannot call themselves followers of it! That is the biggest load of hypocracy I have ever encountered in my life!

                  It was meant to do good, to inspire good in mankind that being hard enough as it is. If you insist on using it for judgemental apocalyptic bullcrap, that excludes and manipulates others you are not followers of the bible.
                  Jesus kissed the forehead of a prostitute, he invited a hated taxcollecter for supper, he saved a whore from being stoned to death. He preached forgiveness and tolerance among enemies, his teachings were of love and acceptance.
                  You, all of you, calling yourselves christians, using his name Christ as your identity and still you are preaching against him, are the worst of them all. Because you'll never admit you are sinners, you will never repend, and you will not change. You are worse than all the prostitutes, the thieves, the murderes, the adulterers... they know their sin, they have a chance of repending, of realising they have done wrong. The mortal sin condems you, your inpenetrable pride.
                  You can quote the bible from here to hell, one thing is certain;
                  You are no preachers of the Word.

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                  • TheManglerOfWords
                    Unsaved trash, foreign godmocker
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 31

                    #10
                    Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                    Originally posted by Ozzy Osbourne
                    Too many religions but only one God
                    .
                    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                    For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                    Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263

                      #11
                      Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                      Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                      You are no preachers of the Word.
                      You haven't read the entire Bible, have you?
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Halleluyah Rob
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 353

                        #12
                        Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                        Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                        People in here, I happen do be studying religion from a scientific aspect in the university, and given that authority I find it very disturbing, how hostility has become YOUR religion. The bible is a beautiful idea, it has given hope to those who had none and saved people from themselves multiple times, the bible is not a weapon! People who use it as such cannot call themselves followers of it! That is the biggest load of hypocracy I have ever encountered in my life!
                        Your logic is completely flawed, bringing me to believe you are just another angry pseudo-intellectual teenaged troll. Yes, the bible is beautiful, and how can it just be an "idea", it exists;and its word is the only truth. If you believe it to be beautiful, why do you insult those who follow it word for word, and base their lives on it? We follow the word of God, and all our beliefs and practices come straight-from-it. So you're admitting that it's beautiful, yet you call those who follow it bad?

                        Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                        Jesus kissed the forehead of a prostitute, he invited a hated taxcollecter for supper, he saved a whore from being stoned to death. He preached forgiveness and tolerance among enemies, his teachings were of love and acceptance.
                        Yes, Jesus did all those things, he was giving those people a chance at repentence and new life to follow him. That is the Bible's sole purpose. Every person on this earth has the chance: The Bible. You can either choose to study and follow God with it, or ignore, disregard God's word, and choose the life of sin; ultimately leading to eternal damnation.

                        This quote interests me:
                        Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                        You can quote the bible from here to hell, one thing is certain;
                        You are no preachers of the Word.
                        So, quoting the EXACT words from the book isn't preaching the word? You're a sad, confused individual.


                        Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                        Because you'll never admit you are sinners, you will never repend, and you will not change.
                        Romans 6:22- ''But now being made free from sin, and become servants to God, ye have your fruit unto holiness, and the end everlasting life.''

                        Following God (scripture) makes one free from sin, which is what True Christians™ do. So, why would they admit they're sinners when they obviously ARE NOT?

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                        • TheManglerOfWords
                          Unsaved trash, foreign godmocker
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 31

                          #13
                          Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                          Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                          Following God (scripture) makes one free from sin, which is what True Christians™ do. So, why would they admit they're sinners when they obviously ARE NOT?
                          Everuones a sinner get over it...
                          It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                          For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                          Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                            Originally posted by TheHandlerOfWords View Post
                            Everuones a sinner get over it...
                            Strange, NONE of the sins in your chart apply to me or anyone I know.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Raventard
                              Unsaved trash, suspected witch
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                              May God forgive me for promoting sickular science, but if there was ever a case for a sort of reverse genetic engineering, this would be it.

                              HELL YES IT IS
                              Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 01-28-2010, 03:13 AM. Reason: Fixed quote tags
                              It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                              For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                              Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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