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As a True Christian Officer of the Law, I often have my hands full putting the sinners away and keeping this town safe, and now I have the added burden of maintaining our list of banned video games.
I was in Wal-Mart last night trying to find some anti-chaffing cream and I wandered into the electronics by accident.
I noticed a particularly gruesome video game on the shelves called "Left 4 Dead." And right next to it was "Left 4 Dead 2"
I immediately seized the material and began to study the back of the cover.
These games are apparently about pitting four players against enormous hordes of zombies.
It hasn't taken me very much research to make a decision. (I can't imagine how difficult these things would be if I weren't a Christian.)
"Left 4 Dead" is entirely about making a mockery of Jesus Christ our Savior.
We know that the only true walking-dead that ever walked was Jesus Christ, and those who He also raised from the dead.
This game features THOUSANDS of zombies and not ONCE is it EVER indicated that Jesus raised a single one of them!
And even then you're supposed to KILL them again, after God went to the trouble of resurrecting them!
Everything in the game is littered with graffiti and vandalism, insinuating that if most of the world's population turned into flesh hungry zombies, Godly Law Enforcement wouldn't be able to keep order.
And LOOK what kind of graffiti our kids are seeing when they play this game:
"For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth."
Such disrespect for our beliefs!
This game and its sequels are BANNED in Freehold. If any of your kids own this game, hand it over to me. I won't stand idly by as people attempt to survive something without the help of Jesus.
I was in Wal-Mart last night trying to find some anti-chaffing cream and I wandered into the electronics by accident.
I noticed a particularly gruesome video game on the shelves called "Left 4 Dead." And right next to it was "Left 4 Dead 2"
I immediately seized the material and began to study the back of the cover.
These games are apparently about pitting four players against enormous hordes of zombies.
It hasn't taken me very much research to make a decision. (I can't imagine how difficult these things would be if I weren't a Christian.)
"Left 4 Dead" is entirely about making a mockery of Jesus Christ our Savior.
We know that the only true walking-dead that ever walked was Jesus Christ, and those who He also raised from the dead.
This game features THOUSANDS of zombies and not ONCE is it EVER indicated that Jesus raised a single one of them!
And even then you're supposed to KILL them again, after God went to the trouble of resurrecting them!
Everything in the game is littered with graffiti and vandalism, insinuating that if most of the world's population turned into flesh hungry zombies, Godly Law Enforcement wouldn't be able to keep order.
And LOOK what kind of graffiti our kids are seeing when they play this game:
"For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth."
Such disrespect for our beliefs!
This game and its sequels are BANNED in Freehold. If any of your kids own this game, hand it over to me. I won't stand idly by as people attempt to survive something without the help of Jesus.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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