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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

    That’s right fellow True Christians™, Jesus has called upon me to shed more of my blood in His Name. Today I have took my forth bullet doing His work and defending you people from the Secular scum that team outside Freehold. I am typing from my laptop in Freehold County general were the doctors have just patched me up.

    The low down is me and my wing man Bob Jenkins were out doing observation one of the local Agro-business who had their field hands doing work next to the North Fence. No big deal, a couple of strays into the warning line but they were staying away from the fence. Nothing to get in a twist about. Me out on front with the binoculars while Bob Jekins is covering me with the Hk91 on the Humveee.

    Then it happened, I didn’t see it but good thing my wingman was paying attention or I would have been a goner; what looked like Mexican workers were in fact a Chechian suicide squad and they had a sniper with an Russian SVD lying concealed in the worker’s truck under a tarp. Well Jekins was on the ball, saw the glint from the rifles scope and without hesitation engaged the sniper.

    The next think I now bulletes are flying around me and the Chechians tapped off one that hit me in the back of my vest. The bullet shattered and one of the fragments hit me in the left upper arm. Well that’s when my Security Service Opps training kicked in and I tumbled into a ditch, tied a rag around the wounded arm and made a “Angel Down” call on the radio. All the while my wing man kept up a steady stream of fire into the Chechians until his barrel got to hot.

    By that time I got myself collected, got out my Glock 21 and took a look up from the ditch. By this time the Chechians had enough of Jenkin’s Hk91 and were scattering while their truck was on fire. I engaged two of the stragglers, death happy crazys, all they had were farm tools and I am proud to say I have two new notches for conformed kills on the barrel of my gun. After that the rest of the terrorist bugged out, must have been just a probe to test our defenses.

    What that’s the full story, just so you all know. Mess with Landover Security Opps you go down, hard. Just ask those five terrorists today.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22888

    #2
    Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

    What a tale of adventure Bobby-Joe! I wish I were 40 years younger, I’d love to be with you and the boys. That life out there on the edges of civilization is a man’s life.

    Which Glock are you using, the 21 or the 21SF? I just saw th 21SF at a local store here in Landover. It’s about the same size as the original Glock 21. Grip was more comfortable being a little smaller...not too big or too small and I could easily manipulate all the buttons/levers. I was a bit bothered by the lack of the thumb safety/decocker option. The trigger didn’t seem as smooth as it should be but a few rounds through it should make a difference. If not, I’m sure there’s a 3.5lb trigger available and I know night sights off of an old second generation 21 fit perfectly.

    Many thanks for the fine job of keeping Landover Godly and free. I hope the wound is not giving you any bother.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

      We're all very proud of you Brother BJ. You are a True Christian™ Hero©. Expect a little something extra in your paycheck this week.

      Now don't you lolligag in that hospital full of masculine young orderlies. Back to work with you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Vayhr of the Warhost
        Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 347

        #4
        Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        That’s right fellow True Christians™, Jesus has called upon me to shed more of my blood in His Name. Today I have took my forth bullet doing His work and defending you people from the Secular scum that team outside Freehold. I am typing from my laptop in Freehold County general were the doctors have just patched me up.

        The low down is me and my wing man Bob Jenkins were out doing observation one of the local Agro-business who had their field hands doing work next to the North Fence. No big deal, a couple of strays into the warning line but they were staying away from the fence. Nothing to get in a twist about. Me out on front with the binoculars while Bob Jekins is covering me with the Hk91 on the Humveee.

        Then it happened, I didn’t see it but good thing my wingman was paying attention or I would have been a goner; what looked like Mexican workers were in fact a Chechian suicide squad and they had a sniper with an Russian SVD lying concealed in the worker’s truck under a tarp. Well Jekins was on the ball, saw the glint from the rifles scope and without hesitation engaged the sniper.

        The next think I now bulletes are flying around me and the Chechians tapped off one that hit me in the back of my vest. The bullet shattered and one of the fragments hit me in the left upper arm. Well that’s when my Security Service Opps training kicked in and I tumbled into a ditch, tied a rag around the wounded arm and made a “Angel Down” call on the radio. All the while my wing man kept up a steady stream of fire into the Chechians until his barrel got to hot.

        By that time I got myself collected, got out my Glock 21 and took a look up from the ditch. By this time the Chechians had enough of Jenkin’s Hk91 and were scattering while their truck was on fire. I engaged two of the stragglers, death happy crazys, all they had were farm tools and I am proud to say I have two new notches for conformed kills on the barrel of my gun. After that the rest of the terrorist bugged out, must have been just a probe to test our defenses.

        What that’s the full story, just so you all know. Mess with Landover Security Opps you go down, hard. Just ask those five terrorists today.
        Security, eh?

        Deputy Zephyrn C. Cochran... hmmmm

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

          Sounds a lot like home. I've also noticed how brazen the undesirables have been lately. I blame the Democratic Congress and Senate allowing these people to roam free.
          Granted I haven't caught a bullet since the '05 drive by I was involved in while spanning the south 30.
          Praise on you Brother for enduring the hot lead of the non believers and the haters of Christ! Every bullet you catch is another wing in your Mansion in the sky.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Free will
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2008
            • 10

            #6
            Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

            I don't believe a word of that. If any of that actually happened it would be all over the news, Christian or otherwise.

            Your story is nothing but imagination, i think the American government would know if a Chechian suicide squad was in the US.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

              Originally posted by Free will View Post
              I don't believe a word of that. If any of that actually happened it would be all over the news, Christian or otherwise.

              Your story is nothing but imagination, i think the American government would know if a Chechian suicide squad was in the US.
              Friend, I know Bobby-Joe very well, and I can confirm that he is an upstanding True Christian(tm) man. Now, I hardly think that a devout Christian is likely to go around telling stories about things that never happened and trying to pass them off as the truth, now is he?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

                Originally posted by Free will View Post
                I don't believe a word of that. If any of that actually happened it would be all over the news, Christian or otherwise.

                Your story is nothing but imagination, i think the American government would know if a Chechian suicide squad was in the US.
                You calling me a liar sunshine? Okay, it didn't make the news because it wasn't like the terrorists were carrying Al Quida ID cards, but you ever heard of Mexican farm hands carrying around ex-Soviet military equipment like a SVD? Well? The bullet fragment they pulled out of my left arm and the bruise on my back are real enough now you want to explain how there got there since you are such an expert?

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  What a tale of adventure Bobby-Joe! I wish I were 40 years younger, I’d love to be with you and the boys. That life out there on the edges of civilization is a man’s life.
                  Thanks Brother Ezekeil B, it is not an easy life filling a Security Opps MO but it is certainly a rewarding one. It’s a lot of long hours and hard work, but it matters. It certainly has filled the need I felt since my military days (which I can’t discuss with civis) The real pity is I can’t talk more about my work for Landover Security but you know the unsaved are watching.

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Which Glock are you using, the 21 or the 21SF? I just saw th 21SF at a local store here in Landover. It’s about the same size as the original Glock 21. Grip was more comfortable being a little smaller...not too big or too small and I could easily manipulate all the buttons/levers. I was a bit bothered by the lack of the thumb safety/decocker option. The trigger didn’t seem as smooth as it should be but a few rounds through it should make a difference. If not, I’m sure there’s a 3.5lb trigger available and I know night sights off of an old second generation 21 fit perfectly.

                  Many thanks for the fine job of keeping Landover Godly and free. I hope the wound is not giving you any bother.
                  My primary piece is a standard Glock 21 firing a mix of lead and Teflon jacketed bullets for long-range work or against suspected harden-targets (like Chechian terrorists) I also carry a Glock 25 for close in work against soft targets loaded with glazers and hollow-points for close-in, soft-target body-guard work (the standard issue Landover Pastor body-armor or hardened-Bible will stop a 9mm glazer-round)

                  Of course a I keep an M4A1 assault rifle in the patrol Humvee for more intense combat situations But I wasn’t able to bring out yesterday thanks to those ambushing Chechian bastards.

                  EDIT: Bad news; now the Chechians truck cooled down we were able to go threw what’s left. Looks like a the SVD melted. A pity, that would have made a fine trophy.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #10
                    Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

                    Bobby-Joe, I think I speak for all of us True Christian(tm) ladies of Landover when I offer you my most heartfelt thanks and tell you that you are a true hero!
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

                      Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                      Security, eh?

                      Deputy Zephyrn C. Cochran... hmmmm
                      I recall a Brother Cochran; he was an excellent foxhole digger. Really knew his way around a spade.

                      Any relation?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Eugene Hackwith
                        Farmer for Christ™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 736

                        #12
                        Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

                        Way to give it to those terrorists, Brother! Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!
                        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                        Psalm 139:19-20
                        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • Vayhr of the Warhost
                          Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 347

                          #13
                          Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          I recall a Brother Cochran; he was an excellent foxhole digger. Really knew his way around a spade.

                          Any relation?
                          Doubtful. My family on my father's side are all in Michigan.

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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #14
                            Re: This soldier for Christ takes another one for The Lord

                            On behalf of everyone here at Landover I offer heartfelt thanks for your service Brother BJ.

                            Aren't those Chechians mooselimbs? I'll bet they were emboldened by the apparent "success" of the Obama campaign. Your efforts in no doubt will serve as an example of what will happen to any future terrorists that try to infiltrate Landover.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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